In a post-SBURB universe, Karkat and the rest of the trolls are ready to go back to their natural home, but Karkat has accidentally left John a little "gift" that could possibly destroy the young male's human body.

John and Dave go to the same private school, but in an AU where they're not friends from right off the bat, things get a little difficult. John has a crush on the intimidating Dave Strider, Events happen, and crushed, John doesn't trust anybody anymore. Now nineteen and seeing Dave again at College, things get really confusing.

In which John Egbert fights for the heart of the super cool Dave Strider.

John's dad is a national baker and travels a lot. John is exploring his sexuality and Mr. Egbert is getting worried about losing his only son, not being able to bond with him as much. Daddy Egbert starts to develop feelings for his son, and how he's not allowed to have him.

John and Dave have never met before. They communicate via pesterchum and in turn learn all about each other. Dave wants to meet, but in fact John is a bit apprehensive. John has many problems of his own that he thinks Dave will leave him for a new best friend for. Emotional turns and Outbreaks of mushy feelings. Hope you enjoy!

Karkat has decided not to let anybody into his life to love, because if he did they would have to deal with his anger. And when he gets angry, watch out. With his occasional mood swings people leave but he's managed to keep around a few friends. But what happens when Karkat can't take it anymore?

John's father is a well-known baker and an all known owner of a religious catholic church, where Mr. Egbert is the priest and his son, John, is the organ player. John takes confessions and when he hears one confession, he doesn't know what to say. Things happen within the house of god, And john starts to find himself in the LGBT community.