Hi, I'm Scythe, no it's not my real name, but only the teachers at my school call me by my real name so I don't think I'm gonna tell you people :P Here is one of those standard, "stuff about you" forms. And if I offend anybody I'm deeply sorry. I have gotten in trouble very often because I speak my mind instead of thinking *laughs nervously* And right now I am in love with two characters from anime. And a pair of twins...

Favorite movie: Eragon, although they did completely and totally screw it up. And they didn't make Murtagh hot enough :'(

Favorite food: Pasta, or Japanese, it really depends on how I'm feeling.

Favorite music: Rock, mostly the kind you listen to when you feel pissed off at someone. I don't really know why, but I do rend to get pissed off a lot...

Favorite book: Either Inkheart or Beyond the Valley of Thorns, but maybe Halo.

Food policy: It can't be a common household pet and it can't be any type of insect. Ruling out most of China's food.

Favorite TV series: Without a Trace or CSI, the original only, and Law and Order: SVU.

Favorite Anime: Hm, either Death Note (Mello!!!!

Favorite Phrase: "A joke is a very serious thing."

Least favorite phrase:"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?” made by some stupid actress I couldn't give a shit about.

Least favorite book: Probably Little House on the Prairie. I just hate it :(

Least favorite food: Anything that breaks the food policy above. And chicken.

Least favorite TV show: Kiddy stuff, like ICarly and that unoriginal crap.

Least favorite anime: Loveless! MAJOR fucked up shit going on there... or Boku no Sexual Harrassment (*shudders* Just, don't go there...)

Least favorite music: COUNTRY *shudders violently*

Name: Scythe

Age: Not telling

Birthday: July 13th

Date of birth: Like I'm gonna answer that!

Hair color: Blonde with pink bangs!!!!

Eye color: I wear purple contacts now

Loves: My computer, and my friend's car, and the motorcycle I'm saving up for!

Pick 10 Death Note characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1. Mikami

2. A

3. Light Yagami

4. Near

5. Misa

6. Mello

7. L

8. Matt

9. Beyond Birthday

10. Matsuda

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?

Uh, hacks the FBI? Looks up porn? Stalks Mello?

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

Walk up and congratulate L for going insane. Matsu? Really? What about your fucking creepy obsession with Light?

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Why L deserves to die...except it will probably be a deep argument instead.

5 is having a birthday party and picks a theme. what is it?

PINK!!!! Because Misa is Misa...

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

L, he may be a creeper, but he's a flexible creeper.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Fuck yeah!

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.

O.O but A commited suicide before the Kira case! And Mikami's a guy! I think...

10 starts working at a bar.

Good for him! He might actually get some common sense there!

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

He kills him! Because Beyond is fucking beast like that!

8 reads your fan fictions and complains. What is it about?

That I haven't written any ^_^

7 got high.

XD I knew it! L's a user! That's why he's got the panda eyes, isn't it!!!

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Kills Mello with the Death Note :'(

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Uh, how is that odd?

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Is it odd that I find that actually plausible? BB/L is pretty badass

3 told 6 he started his period.

O.O Well, I have always suspected Light is a girl, only way to explain the dedication that goes into his hair and clothes :P

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

XD Well, A did commit suicide

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Fuck yeah!!!!

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

He stays until he gets promoted to manager! He'd be epic there

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Did he put any jam on it?

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

That Mello is probably jacking off to him somewhere...

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Why is that fucking creeper staring at me?

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Force him to go out with Miranda so he'll make the whore fall in love with him (well he is ridiculously hot) and BREAK HER FUCKING HEART!!!!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

I hope not.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

O.O so he loves two sadistic fucks?

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

swoons* oh god...my mother would hate him (she hates smarmy people) but that would be fucking a...

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 3. Your reaction?

Talk him out of it! A/B is even better than B/L

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He can kill people with a book!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Laugh with me.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Kill the competition

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Hack the winning money into my bank account. Though the rl Matt in my life might do just the same...(right, Leo?)

You got dumped by someone. How will 2 cheer you up?

By being even more emo than me. It's always fun to see someone even more emo than me. Too bad it's pretty hard to find, even in the city :'(

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Talk me out of it? Please?

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Be very annoying.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Let me die. Fucking albino puffball. Fucking albino perverted puffball.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

The DEATH NOTE~!!!

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do

Go all emo with me

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Kill them for going against the law and JUSTICE!!!

10 ignored you all the time?

I don't care

9 made fun of your friends?

I'd remind him that he doesn't have any

8 got into the hospital somehow?

NO!!!!!!! MATT!!!!!

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

O.O THAT CREEPER!!!!

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

fangirl squeal*

5 cooked you dinner?

pokes mysterious substance on plate* is it still moving?

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

What is it with you and physopaths?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Invite him to join me ;)

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

YES!!!

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

screams loudly* What the FUCK!!!!

-Death Note Quiz-

1. Who are your favourite Death Note characters?

MELLO!!!! And the other Wammy's boys (except L and Near, those creepers can go perv on other people)

2. Name your favourite Death Note pairings.

ugh...Mello/Matt, L/Light, L/BB, BB/A, Near/Matt (shut up...), Mikami/Takada

3. Are you a Yaoi Death Note fan or a Hentai Death Note fan?

Yaoi, most definatly yaoi...

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters?

I was Mikami at AWA last year when I had black hair. Didn't even need a wig! I love my hair sometimes.

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:

Death Note book, Matt's jacket, Mello's Rosary, Another Note, Death Note movie, all the manga, that's all

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?

BEYOND! Except for the fact that he's a psychopath and I'm a high-functioning sociopath, we're the same!

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?

Near/Matt, he's a creeper, but they go well together

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?

neither! She's fucking nuts, man!

9. Do you think Matt's death was fair?

FUCK NO!!! DIE TAKADA, WHY DO YOU NEED SO MANY FUCKING GUARDS!!!

10. Why do you think Mello helped Near out in the end?

Because he's an unpredictable little fucker.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?

Yes, evil people deserve to die.

12. Your favourite Wammy kid?

Beyond, he's fantastic!

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?

Pro-Kira

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?

Yes

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yes

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?

If she doesn't have ADD, then Matt doesn't wear goggles...

17. Sub or Dub?

Sub, Dubbed voices sound retarded

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?

Anti-Misa, crazy bitch...

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?

Mello's

20. Do you even know who BB is?

O.O I will kill you for asking such an obvious question!

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Sexy Nerd ;P

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Mello...*drools*

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?

AWESOMESAUCE!!!!

24. Which character would be the best OOC?

Matt, we don't know much about him, so he's already OOC with pretty much every fanfic

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?

No, I read them because I hate them...dumb question.

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?

I am, but it's not up yet

27. Do you like lemons?

wicked grin* wanna check my history, bitch?

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?

My mum hates anime, and reading, and anything that doesn;t have to do with her next fix...

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?

Fucking Hilarious shit, that.

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?

What?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?

XD I'm so sorry, Leo.

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?

Yes

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

disturbed voice* Mr. Evans knows who Ryuk and Raito are...

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?

Uh, what School Life? I'm already the crazy sociopath that prefers women...

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?

No, Danny (the rich bitch, you know I

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?

Oh god yes!!!!

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?

nods sadly* Raito!!!! Don't die! Light, BB, Mello, Matt, and Mikami (does he die? I think he does) need to go alive and free!!!!

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart?

Hell yeah!

39. Is Mello still sexy, even though half his face is covered with his scar?

Oh god, the scars...*melts into essence of fangirl*

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?

Yeah, Ciel "Catch" Lamorte, 3rd place back when A and B were in Wammy's, a sociopathic boy with red hair ;P

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?

YES! AND I DON'T REGRET IT!!! MUAHAHAHA *cuts off with a coughing fit*

Mistakes is on hiatus until Leo Lachance and I finish it, we are suffering from major writers block :'(

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