It's desperation that causes Illya to do something he had tried to do the first time he met Napoleon: he breaks one of his ribs. Shameless Napoleon!Whump!

"For some reason, I'm attracted to you." - "Of course you're attracted to me, I mean, who wouldn't? Have you seen me?" Where Napoleon is a little shit and Illya can't stand him anymore. Napollya.

It just wasn't fair. Illya hadn't planned for this whole ordeal to be just so laughable, so perfect. The American spy stood no chance against mother nature.

Most people lived in a world of black and white. Illya lived in black and red. (Illya character exploration up to Gaby's rescue)

That did it: all an army had to do was have one of them harm Gaby and said army was dead, because Peril was going to see that none of them lived another day for daring to hurt her. They all had it coming, really, so Napoleon lets the Russian go off the leash to deal some damage. It was oddly, adorably endearing; the noises of bones breaking and people screaming aside, of course.

During the height of the Cold War, CIA agent Napoleon Solo is sent on an undercover investigation of a Gulag labour camp in the middle of the Soviet Union. There, he meets a young Russian man, issued to Siberia for opposing the Khrushchev reign. This labourer simply goes by "The Red Peril," and he is perhaps the most mysterious man that Solo has ever encountered.

Napoleon smiles over the lip of his glass. "Keep my two favorite Alphas safe in a world afraid of homosexuals?" he asks with a signature smirk. (In which Gaby and Illya are both Alphas and Napoleon helps them hide their taboo relationship. Illya/Gaby, Gaby/Napoleon, Napoleon/ Illya, Napoleon/Gaby/Illya, warnings for mpreg)

Two drabbles about two spies who really need to learn how to flirt.

During the war, Napoleon fell in love with another soldier. When he died, Napoleon swore he would never love again. It doesn't take long for Illya Kuryakin to complicate that promise Napoleon made to himself. And further complicate it by going missing.

Angels&Demons AU. Solo is angel, Illya is demon.

Napoleon knows what he wants, but he isn't sure if Illya feels the same.

I know loads of people have written this missing scene, but I couldn't help it, okay? Takes place between Solo giving Illya back his watch, and them burning the disk on the balcony. I've used bits of dialogue from the movie, but I'm working from memory, so it may not be exactly accurate.

Napoleon and Illya meet during a tense plane ride. AU

"I suppose any groom deserves to walk down the aisle on his wedding day, even if most people don't realize he is a groom," Waverly said nonchalantly. (Shameless wedding fluff in which the happy trio weds both in public and in secret.)

A growing collection of Napollya prompts. Each chapter will be a different standalone story, unless there is a need for more than one chapter.

Illya and Napoleon deal with the aftermath of Napoleon's torture at the hands of Uncle Rudi.