Can't Stop the Derphide bio
This account is for reviews only. It exists to protect the stories published on my other two accounts from backlash. That's right - even though there are no stories here, I do know a thing or two about what makes for competent writing. I have PMs disabled for a reason. It's not that I'm a coward, but that my reviews consist of everything I intend to say about a particular piece of writing. You write, and I review - that's how this works. No further discussion is necessary. This applies to any review I write, including the constructive ones. |
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Cowgirl of My Dreams by Can't Catch Rabbit reviews
A broken-down car. A freak snowstorm in the middle of nowhere. Miku's had nothing but bad luck lately—that is, until she's rescued by local rancher Luka. Could this chance meeting actually be the start of a love story, or will it end up as yet another missed opportunity? Negitoro; GumIA; yuri. AU setting, present-day U.S. TW: underage drinking. Rated T to start; will change to M.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13 - [Miku H., Luka M.] [Gumi/Megpoid, IA]
Divided Loyalties by Can't Catch Rabbit reviews
Raised as a warrior, Luka always found romance a bother - until she met fellow aristocrat Miku. But when their families' bitter rivalry stands in the way, can their love prevail? Or is it star-crossed from the start? Alternate-history Heian Period Japan. Yuri; Negitoro, eventual Gumi x Rin, Gakupo x Kaito (past). Rating will increase to M in Chapter 4.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 5/26 - [Luka M., Miku H.] [Gumi/Megpoid, Rin K.]
No Greater Love by Can't Catch Rabbit reviews
Miku plans to give Luka the perfect Christmas present, even if she has to sacrifice something precious to afford it. Negitoro, yuri.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28 - [Miku H., Luka M.] Lily - Complete
Tokyo Intermezzo by Can't Catch Rabbit reviews
When superstar pianist Yukari comes to town to play a concert with trumpet player Ia's orchestra, Ia - who's been a huge Yukari fan for years - is overjoyed at finally getting to meet her idol. But Ia never expected that their passing encounter would turn into so much more. Loosely based on the YukarIA duet "Moonflowers."
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,851 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [IA, Yukari Y.] [Gumi/Megpoid, Lily] - Complete
Because I Love You by Can't Catch Rabbit reviews
Reisen and Youmu's close friendship finally blossoms into passion. But can their new relationship survive a prank gone horribly wrong?
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,356 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Reisen U. I., Youmu K.] Tewi I. - Complete
Dreamchasers by Can't Catch Rabbit reviews
In 2016 Tōkyō, Azusa, HTT's "forgotten member," pursues her dream of following HTT to the Budokan stage, with help from her former Wakaba Girls band mates and a significant figure from her past. Post-canon continuation fic; female OC. DISCONTINUED.
K-ON!/けいおん！ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,801 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - [Yui H., Azusa N.] [Jun S., OC]
Full Circle by Can't Catch Rabbit reviews
Sequel to "In Plain Sight." Yui recovers from heartbreak with the help of an important figure from her past. Post-canon continuation fic; female OC side character. WARNING: CANON CHARACTER DEATH.
K-ON!/けいおん！ - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - [Yui H., Azusa N.] Tsumugi K. - Complete
In Plain Sight by Can't Catch Rabbit reviews
While coping with the aftereffects of a devastating break-up, Yui finds healing from an unexpected source. Post-canon continuation fic.
K-ON!/けいおん！ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/2/2012 - [Tsumugi K., Yui H.] - Complete
California Awakening by Can't Catch Rabbit reviews
Transfer student Azusa shakes up Yui's comfortable existence. AU setting where the girls are Japanese-Americans living in San Jose, CA. Warning: OOC.
K-ON!/けいおん！ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,639 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - [Yui H., Azusa N.] [Ui H., Tsumugi K.] - Complete