Teh Childish Overlorg

BLUBCHUCKS THE BLOOP!!!!!!!

Robin: Hey Batman, check this out, it's Justin Bei—

Batman: *Bitchslaps Robin*

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically. – Author Unknown (Internet, probably)

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. – Arthur Brisbane

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. ― Linda Grayson

The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away. – Barbara Kingsolver

If you talk really loud, laugh spontaneously, and don't care what your face looks like, you are with your true friends. – Saying Images.com

A stranger will stab you in the front, a lover will stab you in the heart, a friend will stab you in the back, BUT BEST FRIENDS POKE EACH OTHER WITH STRAWS!!!

"There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends." ―Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

Only a true friend would be that truly honest. – Shrek

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we *ed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!!!!

Friend: Will bring a sleeping bag if they're sleeping over at your house.

Best Friend: Will kick you off your bed and tell you to sleep on the floor.

Friend: Will comfort you if someone hurt you.

Best friend: Will say,"Be right back,", take a bat, go outside, and comeback at 3 in the morning, and say,"It's done."

Friend: Will vist you during detention.

Best Friend: Will bitch-slap the teacher to keep you company.

Friend: Will help you glare at the person who broke your heart.

Best Friend: Will walk by said person, and ominously whisper,"7 days to live..."

Friend: Will help you with your chores.

Best friend: Will stand behind you, sippin' a kool-aid, telling you,"You missed a spot."

Friend: Will give you your shoe if it falls off.

Best Friend: Will steal your shoe, and run around the room, laughing,"Ha ha, loser!"

Friend: Will stop you from bungee-jumping of the empire state building.

Best Friend: Will tie the bungee-cord themselves, and push you off the building, yelling,"ARE YOU FLYING YET?????"

Friend: Will wait for you if you're tired from walking.

Best Friend: Will walk ahead, and yell,"PICK UP THE PACE FATASS."

Friend: Would try to stop you from jumping off a bridge.

Best Friend: Will push you off the bridge, and hop in themself.

Friend: Will help you get up when you fall.

Best Friend: Will stand there, laughing at you, because they're the reason you fell in the first place.

Friend: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.

Best Friend: Will walk up to said person, and ask,"It's 'cuz you're gay, right?"

Friend: Will help you move a trunk out of your attic.

Best friend: Would help you move a dead body out of your house.

Friend: Would offer you their life-vest if the ship were sinking.

Best friend: Would say,"Hope you know how to swim, and if not, then I'll effin' miss you!"

Friend: Would offer you a sandwich when you're hungry.

Best Friend: Would shamelessly eat their sandwich in front of you.

Friend: Would let you change the channel on the tv.

Best Friend: Would battle with you to the death over the remote.

Friend: Would laugh awkwardly when you act stupid.

Best Friend: Would post your stupid moment on tumbler, Facebook, twitter, and other medias, and live to tell your grandchildren all about it.

Friend: "Hey, I brought over a pizza!"

Best Friend: I'm hungry, you need to feed meeeeeee...!!!!!"

Friend: Would help you put out the fire in your house.

Best Friend: Would toast marshmellows over the burning coals, and pester the firemen about using the hose and driving the fire-truck.

Every strong warrior was once a defenseless baby, every building was once a piece of paper, it's not where you are today that matters, it's where you'll reach tomorrow." – The Dark Knight

Bro Fist*