Name: , Amarwen, Random Knight Amarwen, Dragon Rider Amarwen, Amar, Jellybelly, Jelly, Jells

Current Location: My dragons den

Job: Taking over the World

Progress: Won the battle for the Back Yard!

Favorite book: Eragon, Lord of the rings, Narnia, The Last Dragon Chronicles etc

Favorite Movie: Star Wars, Eragon (It's not like the book. The book is much better), Lord of the Rinds, Narnia etc

Type's spot

Hi! It's Type. Yes I'm typing. That sounds funny Type's typing. anyway. My owner/rider Amarwen let me have my own spot so...

Name: Type Azarnath Elovera Vivairra the First or Type

Size: About the size of a cat. maybe a little bigger. Can grow into full size dragon when I want to, but it's easier to fit in the house if I'm small.

Colour: Blue, with purple spines and swirls on back. Yellow underside. For some reason I always have a bee sitting on my nose...

Parents: Don't know, am trying to track them down

Siblings: Vanyali Isvanda Malinda Dalavink or Vanyali or Lili (same as me when it comes to size. She also mainly stays the size of a cat. She is green.)

Likes: Cheese, lollies (not good for me, but Amarwen gives me the odd one), the colour blue, food, sleeping

Dislikes: Amarwens sister, getting up in the morning, no food in the fridge, pink, falling off the bed at night, Maths

Fave books (Yes, I can read): Eragon (Am trying to find Galbatorix so I can kill him for destroying the dragons), Narnia, Lord of the Rings etc. (Amarwen is normally reading these books so I read over her shoulder)

Well thats all for now...

~ Oath to the Review Revolution ~

I, TypeTheDragon, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its’ age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution, post this in your profile and join the revolution.

Visit this website and help my dragons hatch!

If you think Nemesis, Wolf, Blaze, and all the other real people in Therapy/Craziness ROCK, copy and paste this in your profile.

Spread the love with the wonderful PIE! If you love pie and want to share it with others (As long as you still have a piece), copy and paste!

Today, I thought about the phrase "revenge is sweet" and then thought about the phrase, "revenge is a dish best served cold." I have now come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, we screwed up bad!". Put this in your profile if you have a best friend.

If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coroscant, and Kashyyyk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wonder why on earth they don't make Jedi Halloween costumes for girls (and are infuriated) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate it when people refer to a lightsaber as a "lifesaver" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you worship Alec!!

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cried while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Amarwen

The Crazy Hyperactive Authoress To-Do List: Created by Wolf (She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name)

1.) Write Saw: The Musical.

2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!)

3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape.

4.) Make action figure of yourself.

5.) Prove to the word that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe.

6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls.

7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!)

8.) Teach monkeys how to skydive.

9.) Create first ever cheese laser.

10.) Have own theme music.

11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar.

12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself.

13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer.

14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well.

15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies.

16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.)

17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents.

18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose.

19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claimign you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel.

20.) Develop sense of irony.

21.) Don't die yet.

22.) Conquer the world with flying monkeys.

23.) Teach monkeys how to skydive, then start an airshow.

24.) Build a city...then destroy it with rainbow dinosaurs!

25.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too! (Give Wolf credit, though. Or face the wrath of the hard core unicorns!)

1.Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Egypt

2.Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? again (Brisingr, Christopher Paolini)

3.What can you hear right now? The TV

4.Have a conversation with the closest living thing near you besides yourself. Me: What if the closest living thing is in another room and I can't be bothered getting up? Voice: Talk to me Me: Who is this? Voice: To be honest I don't know.

5.Turn on the TV. What show is on? Ben Ten (I hate that show, but my sister is watching it cough freak cough)

6.Type you name with your elbow. asm ,asrwenb jh (As you can see I failed)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open you eyes. What's the first thing you see? a cupboard

8. If you could be anybody from Lord of the Rings, who would you be? Arwen, or Eowyn

9.What happened the last time you were typing on this computer? nothing worth typing

10. Find the third letter of your answers. What do they spell? yaewnmuwt (What the hell?)

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

11) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

12) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

13) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

14) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

15) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

16) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

17) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

18) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

19) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

20) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

21) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

22) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

23) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

24) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

25) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

26) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

27) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

28) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

29) I will not lick Trevor.

30) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

31) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

32) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

33) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

34) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

35) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

36) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a clear glass door by accident and fell back, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, gemini169, FreakyVampireChick, MidnightsMagic, u-know-u-love-me-kea, Madaline-Cullen,twilightzebraz, Amarwen

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!"

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

No I do not have kids nor am i an adult. Oldness, ew. i had to post it, it tolf me 2!

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Elspeth

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Elsizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Green Dragon

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Genevieve JellyBelly

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Opeeleen

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Black Lemon Lime and Bitters

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Lpernga

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Merina

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Saphira

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

Sseneaera

You Know You Live In 2008 When You...

1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have an email or facebook or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you keep reading this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And you were to busy to notice number 5
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.I

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think I am an absolute obsessed geek because I have the above, copy this and the above into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the few people who would answer "where to begin?"

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome. If you agree, put this on your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you LOVE LOVE LOVE vampires copy and paste this into your profile

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever acidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have read the Twilight book so much, that the cover came of so you had to duck tape it together, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you're a perfectionist and it gets you in trouble more times than humans have created a number for, copy this into your profile.

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Midnight Sun now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo , copy and paste this in your profile

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you have more than one of most of the copy and past its, copy and past this

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you wish more people were like your friends on fanfic, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own fanfic screenname, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you horrible at taking direction... copy and paste to your profile...

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and/or the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile

List Twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Obi-wan Kenobi

2. Luke Skywalker

3. Arya

4. Eragon

5. Alec Volturi

6. Jane Volturi

7. Murtagh

8.Anakin Skywalker

9. Legolas

10. Arwen

11. Aragorn

12. Padme

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

(Jane/Aragorn) nope

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Eragon) Sometimes, He sound hot in the book but in the movie he is only hot sometimes

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Padme got Anakin pregnant. I believe it was the other way round

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Hell yea. I love them

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Luke and Jane Maybe, but Jane would probably kill him first

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Alec/Legolas Alec/Arwen, Alec/Arwen at least it's not a slash

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Murtagh walked in on Luke and Padme having sex. I think Murtagh would be legging it out of there as fast as he could

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Obi-wan/Anakin, I don't want to know

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Murtagh/Padme I'm not sure but something about looseing everything, which happened to both of them

10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read three hot?

I don't know

11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?

Don't think so

12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?

Luke/Eragon/Alec, don't know but their from 3 different stories

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Anakin, Let me look at my music first

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Obi-wan/Jane/Padme. Depends

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Alec, earlier today

16. “(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Obi-wan and Murtagh are in a happy relationship until Legolas runs off with Murtagh. Obi-wan brockenhearted, has a hot one night satnd with Aragorn and a brief unhappy affair with Padme then follows the wise advice of Alec and finds true love with Arya.

What would you title this fic?

The randomness of love.

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