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panda/feel the PANDA - writes in bold

roxanne/like.a.puppet.only.dumber - writes in italics

Roxy here! Well, my soulmate Branda and I decided to combine our wonderful mental abilites to create some... well... quite random Bully fiction for your beautiful faces. Branda the panda has all the ideas, I'm just the pretty face 8D Or the lackey... one of the two. Anyway, I can't think of anything else to write here so just... well... do your own thing :D

I'm Dreaming Of A Rounded Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Roxanne sat stealthily on a unicorn, sipping sweaty eggnog.

She looked at the wibbly-wobbly hot dog hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Branda had hung it there, just before they looked at each other fortunately and then fell into each other's arms and juggled each other's bellybutton.

If only I hadn't been so retarded, Roxanne thought, pouring a epic amount of rum into her eggnog. Then Branda might not have got so gloopy and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a bright tear and held her boobies in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a juicy voice lifted carefully up in song.

I'm dreaming of a rounded Christmas

Just like a nun in a brothel

Roxanne ran to the door. It was Branda, looking immense all over with snow.

"I missed you fatally," Branda said. "And I wanted to juggle your bellybutton again."

Roxanne hugged Branda and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Branda said.

"I think so too," Roxanne said and they juggled each other's bellybutton until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted panda toes and lived promptly until Roxanne got drunk again.

1. Jimmy Hopkins

2. Peanut Romano

3. Johnny Vincent

4. Derby Harrington

5. Gary Smith

6. Christy Martin

7. Peter Kowalski

8. Kirby Olsen

9. CHAD'S DOG

10. The Hobo

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic?: (Gary/The Hobo) SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE ONE. hooot brick-throwing hate sex.

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?: (Johnny Vincent) JOHNNY IS UBER HAWT

3) What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?: (Christy Martin/Jimmy Hopkins) CHRISTY ALWAYS THE MAN.

4) Do you recall any good fics about 9?: (Chad's Dog) Unfortunately not. Although I would have liked to see the consequences of Jimmy and Gary's poo expedition.

5) Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?: (Peter/Peanut) ... TWO P'S IN A POD?!

6) 4/8 or 4/9?: (Derby/Kirby OR Derby/Chad's Dog) Lol well I'm obliged to say Derby/Kirby... but there's a whole new world of randomness in Derby/Chad's Dog. Late at night... while Chad's sleeping... ;D

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship?: (Peter discovers Johnny/Kirby) durhurhur threesome.

8) Make a summary of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic.: (Peanut/Christy) JOHNNY SMOKES MAGIC POT AND TURNS INTO CHRISTY AND THUS BEGINS THE DRAMATIC STORY OF PEANUT'S FIRST TIME TOPPING.

9) Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?: (Derby/The Hobo) SIGH no.

10) Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic: (Jimmy/Gary) Squinty Scars lol I dunno

11) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?: (Derby/Jimmy) JIMMY, COME ~MASSAGE~ MY WEBBED TOES.

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose: (The Hobo) Material Girl by Madonna :D

13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?: (Peanut/Johnny/Christy) WARNING WHAT IS THIS, i don't even

14) What pick-up line might 8 use on 5?: (Kirby/Gary) "If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!"

15) What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?: (The Hobo) "THIS IS HOW WE DID IT BACK IN VIETNAM" idek

16) When was the last time you read a fic about 5?: (Gary Smith) ABOUT TEN MINUTES AGO.

17) What is 6's super-secret kink?: (Christy Martin) SHE'S REALLY A PRINCESS.

18) Would 2 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Peanut/Chad's Dog) MORE THAN LIKELY. IF JOHNNY HAD BLEW HIM OFF HE WOULD GET DRUNK AND LOOK FOR COMFORT IN THE NEAREST THING, AND PEANUTS ALWAYS HANGING AROUND IN THE PREPPY GARDEN ANYWAY, SO IT WOULD MAKE SENSE.

19) If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Johnny/Peter) PETEY'S GOT KINK IN THE BEDROOM. IT WOULD TOTALLY BE PETEY

20) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Peter/Kirby) THEY'RE BOTH LIKE GAY IN DENIAL SO eh