Hey everyone.

I apologize from the bottom of my heart for taking my stories and profile down for this long, but editing my stories and redoing my profile took longer than I thought. So now here are some facts about me and the way I think. Of course, you still may not be able to figure out how I think after you finish reading my profile, but that’s okay!

Nickname: Brat (Kid you not, even my friends call me this.)

Age: 23

Height: Tall enough to kick ass!

Weight: Big enough to not be anorexic, but skinny enough to not be obese.

Favorite Weather: Winter (real winter, not California winter.): rain, cold, cloudy, windy

Favorite Hobbies: reading, writing, sleeping, researching, boating, traveling

Favorite Sports: softball, soccer, volleyball, swimming, gymnastics, archery, badminton

Favorite Books: Eragon series, Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings series, Meg series, The Loch, Bloodline, Bourne novels, Percy Jackson series, The Heroes of Olympus series, The Iron Fey series, Mortal Instruments series, The Infernal Devices series, The Soul Seekers series, The Iron Druid Chronicles series, Brotherband Chronicles series, Ranger’s Apprentice series, Kingdom Keepers series, Wereworld series, Naruto series, Inuyasha series, The Elemental Series, Watersong Novels, The Trylle series, Hush, Hush series, Codex Alera series, The Kane Chronicles series, Fruit Basket series, Air Gear series, Matilda, Hatchet, The Hiding Place, Where the Red Fern Grows, Twilight saga, The Host, Chronicles of Narnia series, One Piece series, Shugo Chara series, Tokyo Mew Mew series, Blue Exorcist series, Temeraire series, Game of Thrones series, Maximum Ride series, Seven Realms series

Favorite Movies: Die Hard series, Lord of the Rings saga, Harry Potter saga, Marvel (all), Disney (all), Star Trek (old and new), Star Wars saga, Chronicles of Riddick series, Fast and Furious series, Bourne series, Naruto, Inuyasha, Jeff Dunham specials, Gabriel Iglesias specials, Blue Collar specials, Bill Engvall specials, Home Alone series, Mission Impossible series, Karate Kid series, S.W.A.T., Twilight saga, The Host, G.I. Joe (both), Step Up (all), Chronicles of Narnia series , Pirates of the Caribbean saga, Oceans 11, 12, 13, Clash and Wrath of the Titans, The A-Team, Transformers series, The Hobbit, 007 series, Kung Fu Panda 1&2,

Favorite Authors: James Patterson, Christopher Paolini, J.K. Rowling, Steve Alten, David Gibbons, Lynn Flewelling, Monica McCarty, Janet Chapman, Gena Showalter, Mercedes Lackey, Kresley Cole, Naomi Novik, Pamela Palmer, J.R.R. Tolkien, Cinda Chima

Favorite Music Genres: Country, Pop, Hip-Hop, Rock, Dance, Soundtrack, Christian and Gospel, Disney, Latino, French Pop, R&B, Alternative, Vocal

Favorite Music Artists: Toby Keith, Alan Menken, Martina McBride, Jump5, Phil Collins, Linkin Park, Jason Aldean, Reba McIntire, Rascal Flatts, Eric Church, Faith Hill, Flo Rida, Lindsey Stirling, Shania Twain, Selena Quintanilla, Switchfoot, Take No Glory, Simple Plan, Sugarland, Nickelback, Little Big Town, Lonestar, Luke Bryan, The Band Perry, Mercy Me, Michael Jackson, Keith Anderson, Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, Lady Antebellum, Bryan Adams, Chris Young, Craig Morgan, Darius Rucker, Dixie Chicks, Black Eyed Peas, Bon Jovi, Carrie Underwood

Favorite Stand-Up Comedians: Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White, Robin Williams, Katt Williams, Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, Jeff Dunham, Gabriel Iglesias, Terry Fator

Favorite TV Shows: Naruto, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, Inuyasha, Wild N Out, Yo Momma, Star Trek, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Marvel (all), The Unusuals, CSI (original, New York and Miami), America’s Funniest Home Videos, Walking With Beasts, Walking With Dinosaurs, Walking With Monsters, Danny Phantom, Shugo Chara, Junjou Romantica, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ouran High School Host Club, Legends of the Hidden Temple, GUTS, Global GUTS, Wipe Out, Fruit Basket, Grimm, Power Rangers (all), America Ninja Warrior, Arrow, Downton Abbey

Favorite Colors: blue (Duke, Federal, Prussian, Oxford, Midnight, and Egyptian), green (Cal Poly, Dark Spring, Dartmouth, Forest, Hunter, Office and Pakistan), red (Carmine, Dark, Fire brick, Maroon, Tuscan, Wine), violet (Byzantium, Plum, Purple, Fandango, Orchid, Amethyst), orange (Burnt, Mahogany, Rust), yellow (Gold (metallic), Dark Goldenrod), brown (Burgundy, Bistre, Chocolate, Brown, Sepia, Coffee, Copper), black (Onyx, Phthalo Green, Jet, Charleston Green), gray (Silver, Gunmetal, Battleship, Charcoal, Gray)

2/21/13

Hey everyone! I'm not dead!

I'm so sorry for my delay in my stories, but I promise you I am not giving up on them. My laptop recently broke down so it's going to be a while longer before I can get back in the swing of things.

Also, since I'm getting a new laptop I decided to tweak my stories around a bit. For those of you who like my stories the way they are I will post the originals back up with the new versions.

Also, school is going to be starting for me in a few days so I'll try to get to my stories around my schedule, and I'll post new ones as soon as I can.

See you soon.

--R@H2011.

7/22/13

Favorite Quotes: You decide which are meant to make you laugh, and which are meant to provide words of wisdom.

“Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.” – Brom, Eragon
“Those who break the rules are trash. But those who abandon their friends are lower than trash.” – Hatake Kakashi, Naruto
“You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.” – Mrs. Brisby, Secret of NMPH
“Courage of the heart is very rare. The soul has a power when it is there.” – Nicodemus, Secret of NMPH
“That’s the spirit. One part brave, three parts fool.” – Brom, Eragon
“I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me.” – Unknown
“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” – Maryon Pearson
“Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey, Bruce Almighty
“You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you are all the same.” – Unknown
“Men aren’t worth your tears, and the one who is won’t make you cry.” – Unknown
“If you want to be somebody, if you want to go somewhere, you better wake up and pay attention.” – Sister Mary Clarence, Sister Act 2
“A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.” – Albert Einstein
“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
“The best character to a person’s character is: a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and b) how he treats people who can’t fight back.” – Abigail Van Buren
“For those to whom much is given, much is required.” – John F. Kennedy
“Work like you don’t need the money. Love like no one had ever hurt you. Dance like nobody is watching. Sing like no one is listening. And live like this is a paradise on Earth.” – Unknown
“Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.” – Unknown
“The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.” – Unknown
“Be a loser, because ‘cool’ is overrated.” – Unknown
“Every person must live their lives as a model for others.” – Rosa Parks
“Your aspirations are your possibilities.” – Samuel Johnson
“Courage is being scared to death- and saddling up anyway.” – John Wayne
“Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength and resolution.” – Kahil Gibran
“New friends are silver, but old friends are gold.” – Unknown
“This ain’t training; in training they just give you an ‘F’, out here you get killed.” – Denzel Washington, Unstoppable
“People think it must be fun to be smart, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Unknown
“There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or you suck.” – Unknown
“We may not make good decisions. But hell, we make good stories.” – Unknown
“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” – Bill Gates
“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make great exercise.” – Unknown
“Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.” – Mother Teresa
“Within our dreams and aspirations we find our opportunities.” – Sue Edgar
“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison
“When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.” – George Washington Carver
“If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.” – Emily Dickenson
“I didn’t lie, I just created friction with my mouth.” – Unknown
“Imagination is more important than knowledge.” – Unknown
“Women are like tea bags: you never know how strong they are until they’re put in hot water.” – Unknown
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein
“The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.” – Unknown
“A friend is somebody you want to be around when you feel like being by yourself.” – Barbara Burrow
“Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.” – Jesse Jackson
“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” – Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
“Justice does not come from the outside. It comes from inner peace.” – Barbara Hall
“I am only one, but still one. I cannot do everything, but I can still do something. I will not refuse to do something I think I can do.” – Helen Keller
“Books never hurt anyone until you get hit by one.” – Unknown
“Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.” – Unknown
“Strength and courage aren’t always measured in medals and victories. They are measured in the struggles they overcome. The strongest people aren’t always the people who win, but the people who don’t give up when they lose.” – Ashley Hodgeson
“Tough times never last, but tough people do.” – Robert H. Schuller
“Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.” – Marie Currie
“We must all learn to live together as brothers, or we will perish as fools.” – Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
“Those who believe they can do something are probably right- and so are those who believe they can’t.” – Unknown
“Trust in yourself. Your perceptions are often more accurate than you are willing to believe.” – Claudia Black
“Difference of opinion leads to enquiry. Enquiry leads to truth.” – Thomas Jefferson
“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.” – Kurt Cobain
“No one grows up. They just learn how to act in public.” – Unknown
“If I had no sense of humor I would have committed suicide long ago.” – Mahatma Ghandi
“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.” – Unknown
“If at first you don’t succeed, go back and reload the gun.” – Unknown
“He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skin our antagonist is our helper.” – Edmund Burke
“There is no pillow so soft as a good conscience.” –French proverb
“Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.” – Henry Ford
“I’m from wherever’s not gonna get me hit.” –Ralph Cox, Miracle
“The legs feed the wolf.” – Herb Brooks, Miracle
“You know what F.I.N.E. stands for right? Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional.” – The Italian Job
“Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.” – Unknown
“Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.” – Unknown
“There are few problems that can’t be solved with explosives.” – Unknown
“If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.” – Unknown
“When you pull on that jersey, you represent yourselves and your teammates. And the name on the front, is a hell of a lot more important than the one in the back. Get that through your heads!” – Herb Brooks, Miracle
“Again!” – Herb Brooks, Miracle
“This cannot be a team of common men. Because common men go nowhere. You have to be uncommon.” – Herb Brooks, Miracle
“They’re Russians. They get shot if they smile.” –Jack O’Callaghan, Miracle
“You don’t defend them, you attack them! You take their game and you shove it right back in their face. The team that is willing to do this, has a chance to beat them.” – Herb Brooks, Miracle
“Great moments are born from great opportunity.” – Herb Brooks, Miracle
“With great power comes great responsibility.” –Ben Parker, Spiderman
“The words you speak today should be soft and tender…for tomorrow, you may end up eating them.” – Unknown
“I may be silent, but I am thinking. I may not talk, but don’t mistake me for a wall.” –Tsuboi Shigeji
“No sacrifice, no victory.” –Sam Witwicky, Transformers
“Don’t ever ‘assume.’ It only makes an ‘ass’ out of ‘you’ and ‘me.’ – Unknown
“I don’t know karate, but I do know CRAZY!” – Unknown
“We humans fear the beast within the wolf because we do not understand the beast within ourselves.” – Gerald Hausman
“A slap to the face would be humiliating, back of the head’s a wake- up call.” – Leroy Jethro Gibbs, NCIS
“Minds are like parachutes: they only function when they are open.” – Sir James Dewar
“I’d rather be hated for who I am than for who I am not.” – Kurt Kobain
“Before I met my husband I’d never known love. I’d stepped in it a few times.” – Rita Rudner
“Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are running taxi cabs or cutting hair.” – George Burns
“There is no security on this earth. There is only opportunity.” – General Douglas MacArthur
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” – George Santayana
“In three words I can sum up everything I have learned about life. It goes on.” – Robert Frost
“Nobody knows what it in him until he tries to pull it out. If there is nothing, or very little, the shock can kill a man.” – Ernest Hemingway
“Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.” – Chuck Norris
“See, the problem is that God gave me a penis and a brain and only enough blood to run one at a time.” – Robin Williams
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope
“A lot of people these days have a B.A., an M.D., or a Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
“The only time a woman succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.” – Natalie Wood
“I never think of the future– it comes soon enough.” – Albert Einstein
“Fear is healthy, panic is deadly.” – Frosty, Chasing Mavericks
“In my house, I am the boss. My wife is the decision maker.” – Woody Allen
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Dean Martin
“If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of spam.” – Johnny Carson
“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
“I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever is stole it is spending less than my wife.” – Author Unknown
“I am not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty- eight years ago.” – Will Rogers
“A word to the wise ain’t necessary- it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” – Bill Cosby
“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” – Groucho Marx
“Why should people pay to go out and see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for free?” – Samuel Goldwyn
“Don’t tell my mother I’m in politics. She thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse.” – Unknown
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.” – Unknown
“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.” – Alfred Hitchcock
“Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?” – Edgar Bergen
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.” – Josh Billings
“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.” – Groucho Marx
“If you love your job, you haven’t worked a day in your life.” – Tommy Lasorda
“A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.” – H.L. Mencken
“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” – Steven Wright
“My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.” – Crimes and Misdemeanors
“Love is the answer. But while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen
“Lawyers should not marry other lawyers. This is called inbreeding from which comes idiot children and other lawyers.” – David Wayne
“I’m just trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Unknown
“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.” – Groucho Marx
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you yell the name will carry.” – Bill Cosby
“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.” –Hedy Lamarr
“A man does not know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it is too late.” – Frank Sinatra
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the American Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’. – Chris Rock
“Anyone who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot.” – Groucho Marx
“Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.” – Unknown
“Marital freedom is the liberty that allows a man to do exactly as his wife please.” – Unknown
“It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility.” – Unknown
“It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt, a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off. Now I am afraid to go to the bathroom.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“Silence is the true friend that never betrays.” – Confucius
“Food friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.” – Unknown
“The only way to have a friend is to be one.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Your friend is the person who knows all about you and still likes you.” – Elbert Hubard
“Where there are friends, there is wealth.” – Titus Maccius Plautus
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when he could be anywhere else.” – Len Wein
“Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.” – George Washington
“The most I can do for my friend is to be his friend.” – Henry David Thoreau
“It’s the friends you can call up at 4am that matter.” – Marlene Dietrich
“A friend is a present you give yourself.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
“Friendship is a living thing that lasts only as it is nourished with kindness, sympathy, and understanding.” – Mary Lou Retton

POEMS: MOMENTAS MESSAGES TO ALL

APPLES AND GIRLS

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best one are at
the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach for
the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong
with them, when in reality, they’re amazing.
They just have to
wait for the right boy
to come along, the one
who’s brave enough to
climb all the way to
the top of the tree.

*If any of you guys are the ones brave enough to climb trees and even mountains to choose the best girl to have at your side, copy and paste this on your profile.

THE SHOT

Mommy…Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A’s, I even got the gold.
When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,
I’m sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don’t cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy that I love him very much,
And please tell my boyfriend Zack that it wasn’t just a crush.
And tell my little sister that she’s the one now,
And tell my dear grandmother, I’ll be waiting for her now.
And tell my wonderful friends, they always were the best,
Mommy, I’m not the first, I’m no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers that I won’t show up for class,
And never to forget this, and never let it pass.
Mommy, why’d it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.
But mommy, it’s not fair. I left without a kiss.
And mommy, tell the doctors, I know they really tried.
I think I even saw one doctor trying not to cry.
Mommy, I’m slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I’m in heaven with the rest.
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could.
Please listen to me if you would.
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I’m not going with Daddy to visit that new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late.
Mommy, tell my Zack, I’m sorry to cancel our date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it’s true,
And Mommy, all I need to say is this, “Mommy, I love you.”

*For those of you out there who support and want tighter gun control laws, copy and paste this on your profile.

DRUNK

I went to a birthday party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would
That I didn’t choose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and,
Your advice to me was right,
As the party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming,
Something I expected least.
Now I’m lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
“The kid that caused this wreck was drunk.”
His voice seems so far away.
My own blood is all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
“This girl is going to die.”
I’m sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain in cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom,
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put ‘Daddy’s Girl’ on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it’s wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his Mom or Dad had,
I’d still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I’m getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I’m so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
And I wish that I could tell you,
I love you and good-bye.

*For Moms and Dads against drunk driving, and for those of you who have lost friends and family due to alcohol induced car accidents, spread the word against it by copying and pasting this on your profile.

CHILD ABUSE

My name is Sarah,
I am but three.
My eyes are swollen,
I cannot see.
I must be stupid,
I must be bad.
What else could have made
My Daddy so mad?
I wish I were better.
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my Mommy,
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t speak at all,
I can’t do a wrong.
Or else I’m locked up,
All the day long.
When I’m awake,
I’m all alone.
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home.
When my Mommy does come
I’ll try and be nice,
So maybe I’ll just get
One whipping tonight.
Don’t make a sound!
I just heard a car.
My Daddy is back
From Charlie’s Bar.
I hear him curse,
My name he calls.
I press myself
Against the cold wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes.
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry.
He finds me weeping.
He shouts ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more.
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl.
He takes me and throws me
Against the cold hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With all my bones nearly broken,
And my Daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
“I’m sorry!” I scream,
But now it’s much too late.
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three.
Tonight, my Daddy
Murdered me.

*For those who know of a child who is being physically or verbally abused, speak up because your word could be the line between saving their life or not. Copy and paste this on your profile if you are against child abuse.

BOMBS THAT STOPPED TIME

Mother am I dead?
Father, is this Hell?
The world is Fire,
Burn, burn, burn.
People are pulling off skin
Like wet clothes.
It bubbles so.
There is a glass porcupine,
Only it’s human.
Grandmother, why does this lady
Carry a black doll?
Only, it’s not a doll,
It’s a baby.
My home is Hell.
I stand in bones.
The scene is painted
In Blood and Fire.
Our Buddha is broken.
Grandfather, what did we do?
The rain is falling,
Only it’s black.
Brother, why is it black?
Sister, where are you?
I have looked until I collapse,
But all I see is black.
I lie here in the ruins and Death,
And I am dry.
I have no tears left for you,
Hiroshima.

*For those who have or had family involved in the Nagasaki and Hiroshima attacks or know somebody who was, copy and paste this on your profile.

DARK ANGEL

Archangel was he, banished for vanity
Morning Star for brightest light be
God’s anger he did awake from man first
In Eden he created from dust birth
In defiance man shall rule the earth
This angel most beautiful by far
From morning star to falling star
Curse to rule hell’s fiery depth
This place his fiery prison kept
On his fiery throne, Archangel’s shame
The forsaken one now named
Satan the devil, serpents raze
In the land this dark angel reign
Torment souls in Dante’s inferno
Desolate and damned endless flame
Evil man and sinful shall claim
This land where the dark angel reign
Defiance till the end, bring the fall of man
God destroys all save his favorite few send
It’s not fair for he has not killed men
Only lie and conspire to condemn
Put malice and sin in their hearts tempt
But God killed men by water and fire raze
For the reason of man’s defiance raise
Dark angel did claim in his lying gaze
The dark angel prince of lies and fame
Walks in land that man rule not him blame
God to give man to reign and him eternal flame
Now these souls of man he burns and torment
In flames of hell dark angel’s revenge condemn
Man’s dark deeds seven deadly sins six feet deep
Of gluttony, sloth, and envy, Satan will keep
Wrath, lust, pride and greed in flames reap
Man’s last temptation, Adam’s folly, Eve’s vanity lead
Cain’s first murderer be, the dark angel handy deed
God’s wraith banishment from heaven skies made
Morning star wings of white he does forsake
Fall to the flames hell the dark angel reign make

SONG OF PARTING

Father once said to me many moons ago
A demon hand will defend
Mother said one day, there is more that
You must know
A mortal hand will sustain
Two hands together, incomplete alone
Balance and union, and the gate will open
Go my children go, go to crimson flames
To save our children, the lights of memory remain

I AM…

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag every day.
I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear- filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn’t allow my partner of twenty- seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bare.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn’t come for me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.
I am the Home Ec. Teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.
I am the woman who died when the EMT’s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed the doors on my kind.
I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to “teach me a lesson.”
I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

*Those of you who are against homophobia, copy and paste this on your profile.

GOOD FRIEND VS BEST FRIEND

A good friend knows what coffee you like.
A best friend adds booze.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up to him and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, right?”

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and say, “Seven days…”

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking and says, “Walk much dumbass?”

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend will kidnap him and bring him to you.

A good friend will offer you their soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”

A good friend asks you to write down your phone number.
A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.
A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend knows a few things about you.
A best friend could write a very embarrassing bibliography on your life story.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ ass that left you.

A good friend says, “I like you.”
A best friend says, “I love you.”

Favorite T-Shirt Logos: What we are all really thinking.

Don’t run in the school halls, gliding is more fun.
Officer, I swear to drunk I’m not God.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.
Come near me , And I’ll bite you
I’m Dopey. What’s your name?
I’m Grumpy. What’s your excuse?
Free Hugs (5 cents)
HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY (LOOK ON BACK) , HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY (LOOK ON FRONT)
I’m not perverted, I’m just naturally horny.
My boyfriend may be handsome, but a chicken has better hair.
Some say I have ADD, but they just don’t under….Hey look! A squirrel!
If you can read this, you are in my roundhouse kick range.
Attention ladies: I’m here only for the beer.
I don’t need a weapon. I am one.
Weapon of mass destruction.
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, you have a 90 probability of getting it wrong.
The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left behind by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
The shinbone is a device used to find furniture in the dark.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is fine for doing something well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of Jury duty.
Yeah, I’m a loser, but the coolest loser you’ll ever meet.
When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.
You think you’re all that and a bag of chips. Well, I’m all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.
Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Remember this: it takes forty muscles to frown, but it only takes three to stick your middle finger up.
Year, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little harder.
There’s nothing wrong with talking to inanimate objects. It’s when they talk back that you should be concerned.
Whoever said that words can’t hurt never got hit with a dictionary.
Because opening your mouth gets you in trouble, just stick your middle finger up under the table.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
Who needs hair with a body like this?
If mom’s not happy, nobody is happy.
I don’t care. I don’t have to.
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex- worst 15 minutes of my life.
I may be a cruel and heartless bitch, but I’m damn good at it.
I wasn’t born a bitch. Men like you make me that way.
Make it idiot- proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Men are idiots and I married their king.
Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time.
Politicians and diapers need to be changed- often for the same reason.
300,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
A good day is when the shit hits the fan and I have time to duck.
All men are animals, some just make better pets.
And on the 8th day, God went fishing.
Are you always an idiot, or just when I’m around?
Are you stoned or just stupid?

Favorite Bumper Stickers: What our cars would say if they could speak.

How’s My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT.
Wife And Dog Missing. Reward For Dog.
I Suffer From C.R.S. Cant’ Remember Shit.
Don’t Tailgate Me, Or I’ll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield
My Kid’s Think I’m An ATM
Embarrassing My Children: A Full-Time Occupation
Honk If Your Family Embarrasses The Hell Out Of You
Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You’re An Asshole
For A Small Town This One Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes
CAUTION: I Can Go From 0 to Bitchy in 2.5 Seconds
CAUTION: I Can Go From 0 to Horny in 2.5 Beers
Gun Control Means Using Both Hands
Driver Carries No Cash. He’s Married
I’m Only Driving Like This To Piss You Off
I Tried Seeing It From Your Point Of View, But I Just Couldn’t Get My Head That Far Up My Ass
I Don’t Suffer From Insanity. I Enjoy Every Minute Of It
High Class White Trash
Beer: Helping The Ugly Have Sex…Since 1868
If I Wanted To Listen To The CRAP Coming Out Of Your Stereo I’d Be Sitting In Your Car
If You Think The Way To A Man’s heart Is Through His Stomach…You’re Aiming Way Too High!
Drinking Promotes Freedom Of Speech
Where the F*CK Is Easy Street?
I Didn’t Invent Sex. I Just Perfected It
If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, You Might Be Doing It Wrong
Drive It Like You Stole It
I Still Miss My ‘Ex’, But My Aim Is Improving
It’s Called Tourist Season. So Why Can’t We Shoot ‘Em?
A Man Is Incomplete Until He Gets Married. Then He’s Finished
I Child– Proofed My House, But They Still Get In
Your Proctologist Called. He Found Your Head
I Wonder If You’d Drive Any Better If That Cell Phone Was UP YOUR BUTT!
Real Women Don’t Have Hot Flashes. They Have Power Surges
Unlike Computers, Women Reject a 3 Floppy
Whenever I Find Mr. Right, My Husband Scares Him Off
Who Are These Kids And Why Are They Calling Me Mom?
Married Women Don’t Live Longer. It Just Seems Longer
GET EVEN. Live Long Enough To Become A Problem To Your Kids
All Men Are Created Equal. ONE STEP BELOW WOMEN.
I’ve Seen Better Butts In An Ashtray
My Wife Keeps Saying That I Never Listen To Her…Or Something Like That
You Don’t Work “Full- Time” Until You’re A Mom
I’m Going Nuckin’ Futs!
Unless You’re A Hemorrhoid, Stay Off My Ass
Sterilize Stupid People
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
Voice Broken. Watch For Finger
Bi-partnership: I’ll Hug Your Elephant If You Kiss My Ass
Help! Daddy Farted And We Can’t Get Out
Did The Aliens Forget To Remove Your Anal Probe?
Don’t Follow Me. I’m Lost Too
Don’t Piss Me Off! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies
Hello Officer. Put It On My Tab
Help! I Farted And I Can’t Roll Down My Window!
I’m Out Of Estrogen And I Have A Gun
I’m Looking For The Right Pedestrian To Run Over
I’m Not As Think As You Drunk I Am

Hey everyone! So as you can see I made some minor adjustments to my profile, and I am going to give you guys the list of all the stories I plan on completing and starting in the future as soon as I finish the list. Expect it soon.

A word of warning: constructive criticism is wanted and allowed, but flaming is not so don't even think about doing it to me. If you do, my response is to get a damn life, grow up, and go out and get a job instead of hanging around on your computer all day and saying crap about people's good work when you don't have any idea how to do what they do.