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"Above all things, I believe in love" Sappy yes, but you try and think of a super awesome profile quote on the fly. :P So this is my home page which may soon be filled with the inane blatherings of my, more often than not, contradictory mind. Some will be good, most will be not so good, and at least one, I hope, to be magical and inspiring. A bit about me: I'm a fantastically flaming lipstick lesbian actress who loves yaoi, nerd culture, Shakespeare and overly romantic mush. Rules: 1. No general meanness 2. Do not feed the trolls 3. Please give /constructive/ criticism when possible 4. No spamming my inbox 5. If you absolutely must send me a PM make sure its worth it 6. THERE IS NO RULE 6! (if you get this joke you get a cookie) 7. Enjoy my insanity :) |
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The Art of Being Used by Rhosyn Fox reviews
Kabuto Yakushi was comfortable being used. However, what's a spy to do when he finds himself longing to be more than a tool to Orochimaru; a master he knows he must betray?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,304 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
The Never Played Symphonies by StinatheWicked13 reviews
FINISHED! Sasuke's life forever changes when the Akatsuki come for Naruto. In order to protect him and to find out just how far he is willing to go for Itachi, Sasuke's life is changed forever. Uchihacest Itachi/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,980 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Torchwood The Bridges by LoveTheCoat reviews
Jack and Ianto scenes and stories that take place between episodes. How exactly did these two grow into the relationship we saw onscreen when so much happened offscreen? Seasons 1, 2 ONLY.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,024 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Same Ianto, Different Jack by gracefultree reviews
When Ianto wakes up alone and naked in a cell next to Janet's, his first thought is: What did Jack promise to convince me to do *this* again? Then Ianto discovers that he's in an alternate universe, with another Jack that's not his own...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 147,551 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] - Complete
Into The Fold by Kiva Taliana reviews
AU that spins off from a point in time that will be explained. A bruised and battered Ianto knows there is only one person he can call on to help him.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 87,917 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Lycan Ianto by Bendyfish reviews
This is a Torchwood where Ianto is holding a secret, a secret that he is not comfortable with, a secret that if the TW team find out they would imprison him or even kill him. Ianto has to learn to adjust to his secret life, will Jack and the team learn of his secret and will they help him or harm him.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 89,617 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Jack H., Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
Misery by Hell Jashin reviews
He has been abducted and bound by satin cloth on a huge bed. His only company is the man who stalked him for three years and has now kidnapped him; the same man who sent him disturbing letters and gifts.-There might be a slight summary change.-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,150 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
A Cloud Across the Moon by Prothrombintime reviews
What if Ianto were in charge of Torchwood Three, and Jack was still a rogue freelancer? A canon-based Torchwood AU.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 104,392 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Stay? by ohmyianto reviews
Jack comes over every night, but he never stays. Ianto's never seduced a man before, but he's willing to try. Somewhere between Cyberwoman and Abbadon the boys get together. In my latest fantasy, it goes like this.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The Flatmate by riftintime reviews
A compulsive neat-freak and a habitual slob make for unlikely companions. But when struggling author Ianto Jones finds himself in need of a new flatmate, photographer Jack Harkness arrives on his doorstep. Soon both their worlds are turned upside down. Jack/Ianto AU.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,614 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Nightmare by Ianto-Oswald-Harkness reviews
This wasn't what he'd anticipated All he wanted was a coffee. Not this- never this. TW: Rape. Please don't read if you will be offended or if it will trigger anything. This is an AU- Ianto works for TW1, and never met Jack. Jack is deeply twisted from his time on the Valiant and with the Master.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,148 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Five senses by Red Shoe Kitty reviews
This is series of stories exploring the development of the relationship between the leader of Torchwood Three and a shy archivist from London. Each is based upon one of the five senses. They run sequentially in terms of timeline. Not cannon [If you like my stories, you may be interested to know that I publish under the name CeAe Haigh and you can find my books on Amazon.]
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,233 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Submission Files by tstul006 reviews
Leave it to Gwen to suggest a game and not consider the consequences it could have on Ianto. Just a two part story for now. It is all smut. Jack/Ianto/Owen pairing. Ianto's POV. Chapter 3 -The beginning part 1. BDSM Warning.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,018 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Jack H., Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
Revenge by hutchshottie reviews
The Torchwood team thought they had seen the last of him, but he wasn't ready to give up on Jack. Not yet. But it was time for games and fun. When Jack and the team leave him alone in the hub, an enemy of Jack returns and kidnaps Ianto. Taking him all over the galaxy, taunting Jack to follow. Will Ianto Jones survive this game of chase? Will he return to Jack?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Torchwood Revised by confused-bliss reviews
Pre-series and Season 1 AU/Canon depicting the relationship between Captain Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones. Many canon moments, along with just as many changes along the way.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,707 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
What is Essential is Invisible to the Eye by Prothrombintime reviews
Jack and Ianto's epic journey, from the beginning to the end... and beyond. Spoilers for everything. Canon compliant, including selected books, audio books, and radio plays, through Children of Earth… with a twist.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 200 - Words: 426,777 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Jupiter's Pet by Weirkat reviews
This is AU and OOC. This is following Iason’s release of Riki after three years. When Iason decides after a year to have his pet returned, Jupiter decides to find out what makes this Mongrel so special. Better Summary inside.
Ai no Kusabi - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,563 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/27/2008
Scream by Chain-of-Sacrifice reviews
Scream as loud as you want. No one will hear you. No one will Save you. No one will miss you when your gone. Story told in Sasuke's POV, WARNING: Uchihacest, Rape, Abuse, Torture. CHAP 4 UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Perverse and the Perverted: Molestation by Hell Jashin reviews
Sasuke was always a heavy sleeper; Itachi knew that. The title explains it all.. ItaSasu, Warnings: yaoi,incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Overworked and Underpaid by Selvanic reviews
Kabuto is sick of doing everything and not getting the recognition he deserves. Orochimaru has something different in mind for Kabuto's raise. Fic dedicated to AngeloftheOdd. OroKabu YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
The Price of Healing by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
SEQUEL TO 'THE PRICE OF LOYALTY'. Many ties were frayed and cut recently, and they left behind lasting wounds that will take some time to heal, and many will scar. What must be done before the process can even begin to take effect?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru
Spare the Rod by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
SEQUEL TO 'A LESSON TO REMEMBER'. Kabuto has another lesson to learn, and this one will be much harder to endure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru
The Price of Loyalty by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Kabuto is captured and brought back to Konoha, placed in Ibiki's hands for interrogation. What does Kakashi have to do with this, and what will Orochimaru do about it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,196 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Kabuto Y., Kakashi H.
A Lesson to Remember by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Orochimaru is not pleased with his little spy in Konoha, and he dicides to give him a lesson in loyalty that he's sure to remember. More OroKabu kink from me. Don't read if you don't like yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete