Divorced by his wife, abandoned by his son, stripped of his wand, deprived of his house elves and forced to complete 6000 hours of community service Lucius Malfoy has hit rock bottom. Surely things can't get any worse...

Hermione Granger, War Hero, Princess of Gryffindor, Order of Merlin first class longs to add Minster of Magic to her list of titles. Unfortunately her ongoing affair with ex-death eater and acquitted war criminal turned PR agent Lucius Malfoy might make the task even more challenging. Rated M for graphic sex and gratuitous swearing.