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YOUR GUY SIDE:

X You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture. [ olny when it's taking so long and shoe shopping]
x Sad movies suck
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
x You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
x You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 13/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop
x You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink.
x Go to your mom for advice.
x You consider cheerleading a sport.
x You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
x Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
x Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
x You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing

Total:8/24

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip-flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accidentt

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

61. hiting yourself for being this stuiped

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

100. just for taking this test

You know you're obsessed with anime when:

1. Your most frequently typed words you put into a search engine is "Good animes"

2. You start saying something and your friends guess it's going to be about anime.

3. You relate almost everything to anime.

4. You draw symbols from animes on your wall, notebooks, your desk etc.

5. You draw anime characters in your spare time.

6. You feel immense depression after the ending of an amazing anime.

7. You say quotes from animes to your friends.

8. Your room is full of anime merchandise/drawings.

9. You decide to watch or do something relating to anime when you have a ton of other things you have to do.

10. You get multiple ideas for anime fanfictions a day.

If you are obsessed, copy and paste this to your profile!!

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE A FAN OF SHUGO CHARA TOO!

Shugo Chara Character Quiz! (put exes in the ones that apply to YOU)

Hinamori Amu

-You're the older sibling ( )

-You use an outer character (x)

-You have a lot of crushes or a harem ()

-You have a reverse harem ()

-You have a lot of friends (x)

-You're kind of wishy-washy and don't know what your dream is (x)

-You want to be normal ()

-You care about your friends (x)

-You don't like the occult ()

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are red, black, magenta/pink, and white. (x)

Count: 5

Mashiro Rima

-You're an only child ()

-You don't like being an only child or wouldn't want to be an only child ( )

-You're short for your age ()

-You come off as cold and distant to people ()

-You (secretly) like comedy ()

-You aren't very athletic ()

-You're protective of your friends (x)

-You can be suspicious of your best friend's friends when they act strangely (x)

-You're not quite ready for love () [Dunno]

-Your favorite colors are/ you're often associated with the colors red, orange, and white. ()

Count: 2

Hoshina Utau

-You're the younger sibling (x)

-Your older sibling is important in your life ()

-You like to sing (x)

-You like to compete (x)

-You're very stubborn/ it's hard for you to be honest (x)

-You think it's important to eat and get energy ()

-You have a big appetite (x)

-You like to eat ramen () (Haven't tried it before ')

-You can make your stage anywhere you go ()

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is purple (x)

Count: 6

Yuiki Yaya

-You're the older sibling ()

-You wish you were an only child ()

-You like sweets (x) (Depends on what kind of sweets)

-You are known to be a matchmaker/shipper around your friends ()

-You like cute things (x)

-You read a lot of manga ()

-You like to be the center of attention ()

-You hate when people fight (x)

-You like being the youngest of your friends ()

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is pink (x)

Count: 4

Tsukiyomi Ikuto

-You're the older sibling ( )

-You secretly care about your little sibling ()

-You'll go out of your way to keep the people you care about out of danger (x)

-You like teasing your crush (x)

-Your crush thinks you're a pervert ()

-People often compare you to a cat ()

-You're stubborn (x)

-You don't tell people about your pain and troubles(x)

-You're protective of your family ()

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are midnight blue and black ()

Count: 3

Hotori Tadase

-You're the only child ()

-You have held a grudge for a long time ()

-You have a rival in love that you despise ()

-You like dogs (x)

-You're a very sweet and shy person ()

-You want power ()

-You have a secretly spoiled character ()

-You hate when people call you 'prince' ()

-You are bad at making speeches (x)

-You're often associated with the colors/Your favorite colors are sky blue and yellow ()

Count: 2

Fujisaki Nagihiko

-You're an only child ()

-Your parents expect a lot out of you (x)

-You have long hair ()

-You are one of the tallest people out of your friends (x)

-You like dance ()

-You like basketball (x)

-You are a secret flirt ()

-You have slight romantic feelings for your friend of the opposite sex ()

-You have crossdressed before ()

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are blue and purple (x)

Count: 4

Souma Kukai

-You're the youngest sibling (x)

-You like to play sports (x) (depends on the kind of sports)

-You like competition (x)

-You have a thing for older men/women ()

-You like to try different things (x)

-You like ramen ()

-You're very easy going ()

-You are considered to be the big brother/sister of all your friends ()

-You are the oldest of all your friends ()

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is green ()

Count: 4

Sanjo Kairi

-You're the younger sibling (x)

-You often take care of your older sibling ()

-You take martial arts/kendo/karate, etc ()

-You're tall for your age (x)

-You're very serious and blunt ()

-You wear glasses ()

-You are good at making observations ()

-You use advanced vocabulary in everyday speech ()

-You like sticking to a schedule ()

- You're often associated with the color/ Your favorite color is green ()

Count: 1

Results : I'm Utah

1. Your real name: Roxanne

2.Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Delro

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Rox-izzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Pink-dog

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): faye michagan

6. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):Anxronex

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): black sprite

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): faye

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black anna

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in mangas and animes are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, , iSnowX3, Lunaloonylovegood(Triple L),Ichino,ninja kitty whiskers, ShellyCullen, Neko-Himmika,XxChopSueyxX, Gammer27

If you HATE child abuse as much as I do, copy and paste this on your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see.

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Will still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls,

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But it's now much too late,

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again,

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight, my daddy,

MURDERED ME.

STOP THE CHILD ABUSE!

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Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma,by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Granny, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...(that is something I could do )

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

This is scary but pretty accurate..

1 Which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow

2 What's your first initial?

3 What month were u born?

4 Which color do you like more, black or white?

5 Name one of your friends

6 Name a number 1-100

7 Do you like flying or driving more

8 Do you like lakes or oceans more

Think of a wish, but don't write it...1 If you chose

1 If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love
Black : You are conservative and aggressive
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down
Yellow - You are a very happy person with alot to give

2 If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life
L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good

3 If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good
Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate

4 if you chose:
Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do any thing for you, but you may not realize it

5 This person is your best friend

6 If it is 1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life
More than 50, screw the world

7 If you chose: Flying - You like adventure
Driving - You are a laid back person

8 if you chose:
Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself
You are very reserved but emotional
Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people

9 This wish will come true only if you repost this.

A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the till said "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man said.

"When I was born I was black,

when I'm hot I'm black,

when I'm cold I'm black,

when I'm sick I'm black,

and when I die I'll be black. But...

When you were born you was pink,

when you are hot you are red,

when you are cold you are blue,

when you are sick you are green,

and when you die you'll be purple.

And you're calling me colored?

Paste this on your file if you're against racism.

Birth Months:

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive.attractive. sexy.Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. sweet.Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.(so true its weird lol it scares me)

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

...P...Put
...O...This on
...K...Your Profile
...E...To Stop Pokemon
...M...From
...O...Being
...N...Hated
...!!...It Shows That You Care

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.

Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: I know how to please a woman.

Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.

Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon?

Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous.

Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream.

Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me.

Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.

Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance?

Woman: You've just had it

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: So you wanna go back to my place?

Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

Before Marriage-

Boy: I have been waiting for this day.

Girl: Do u want me to leave??

Boy: NO!

Girl: Do u love me?

...Boy: Of Course

Girl: Will u ever cheat on me?

Boy: Never in my life

Girl: Will u ever kiss me?

Boy: Every chance i get

Girl: Will u hit me?

Boy: Are u crazzy!

Girl: Can i trust u??

Boy: Yes!!

Girl: Sweet Heart!

-After Marriage-

(now read from bottom to top)

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: no.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: not really.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: no.

Girl: Choose me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

,Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985

If you can't spell the word "RELATIONSHIP," clearly you aren't old enough to have one.
Sincerely, The World

Dear Boyfriend,
Next time I try to be cute for your birthday and make you a coupon for anything you want, please consider your options more thoughtfully…
Sincerely, Here's Your Sandwich

Dear Students,
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No One Just Looks Down At Their Crotch and Smiles (aka Teachers)

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can!
Sincerely, Spiders

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle

Dear Facebook
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.
Sincerely, Myspace

Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls

Dear Eve,
If you doomed the entire human race for an apple… What would you have done for a Klondike Bar?
Sincerely, Humanity

Dear Condom,
Cover me. I'm going in.
Sincerely, Penis

Dear Spongebob,
You live in Bikini Bottom and you're super absorbent?
Sincerely, You're a Tampon.

Dear "I Slept Like a Baby,”
So, you woke up every two hours, screaming because you crapped your pants and needed to be fed?
Sincerely, Your Family Must HATE You!

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.