August 26th, 2016 Update:

I finally decided that I will write a brand new story that'll be very angsty. It's set when Kyle and Cartman are thirty-five and I will incorporate some political satire in the story. In this AU, Giant Douche (Giant Douche) has been president of the United States. I'm not doing it because I want that to happen (God have mercy on us if it does), but it's for the story to make sense. Please don't assume me to be a Giant Douche supporter... Although I'm Canadian, so it's not like I can vote on the election anyways. Oh! I strongly suggest listening to Tallahassee, an album by the Mountain Goats as you read this story.

Stay tuned folks!

I love you all!!!

xoxoxox Clotgirl xoxoxox

June 27th, 2016 Update:

I finally finished Pleasing falsetto: all and all, I like the story but I noticed that I have to work more on narrative. I may write an epilogue for PF at some point, but I'm also thinking about either a sequel or a spin off.

The next project I want to undertake is a political satire focusing on USA and Canada politics, taking advantage of the current political climate. Of course, Giant Douche will be in it. I just need to do a little research as well as figuring out if FF is the best place to post such a story.

In any case, I hope you've enjoyed pleasing falsetto.

Much love,

xoxoxox Clotgirl xoxoxox

Health update March 10th, 2016

Bad news everyone! I just got back home after spending the night at the ER. Yesterday was an amazing day because I finally published chapter 8 for PF. I was so psyched to get that out of my system that I bought a dozen raspberry point oysters. I started shucking them and I cut my hand fairly deeply and blood soon started gushing out all over the kitchen, including my delicious oysters that I'll never get to eat. My boyfriend drove me to the ER where they stitched me and gave me a tetanus shot. He brought me there at 11:00 PM and I just got back home (6:00 AM). Although I am exhausted, I can't sleep because the pain is too intense and typing makes it nearly unbearable. The good thing is that the stitches are coming off in a week, but the bad thing is that I can only type with one hand.

All this to say that chapter nine is in the making, but it'll take a little longer to get published than I'd like.

You see, I learned something today: shucking oysters is awesome as long as you wear a shucking glove and that it's very important to keep your tetanus shots up to date.

On this, I wish y'all a good night (well, good morning actually)

Much love,

xoxoxo Clotgirl xoxoxo

The four rules of pleasing falsetto:

1- All chapters (and the title) are named after the song that inspired me for the story

2- The story must exclusively be written first person or first person peripheral

3- Stick to South Park's cannonicity as much as possible

4- At no point should the story suffer because it could be deemed insensitive or offensive. In other words, no taboos and no PC.

The songs of pleasing falsetto:

0 - Pleasing falsetto by Moist

1- The Master plan by Oasis

2- Dude (looks like a lady) by Aerosmith

3- Panic Station by Muse

4- Take a bow by Madonna

5- I'm a monster by Ours

6- Temptation waits by Garbage

7- Karma killer by Robbie Williams

8- Don't panic by Coldplay

9- Chasing cars by Snow Patrol

10- Shut up and kiss me by Orianthi

11- Down with the sickness by Disturbed

12- Semi-charmed life by Third Eye Blind

13- Tie a yellow ribbon around the ole oak tree by Dawn ft. Tony Orlando

14- Ribs by Stan's Dad

15- Closer by Nine Inch Nails

16- Youth without youth by Metric

17- Die, die my darling by Metallica

18- Smooth criminal by Michael Jackson

19- Framed by Ritchie Valens

20- Total eclipse of the heart by Bonnie Tyler

21- Another one bites the dust by Queen

22- Run or hide by Run river north

23- Ironic by Alanis Morissette

24- Karma police by Radiohead

25- Wake up call by Nothing but Thieves