VoodooLilies
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Joined 06-04-11, id: 2962434, Profile Updated: 11-26-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Me: The type of person who wishes she was diligent so she could actually get some of her crap done but really is just the queen of procrastination. I'm loud, I speak my mind, and ridiculously sassy.

If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I say what I think, I'm a bitch. If I cry some times, I'm a drama queen. If I have guy friends, I'm a slut. If I stand up for myself, I'm mouthy. Seems like you can't do anything now a days without being labeled. So what, go ahead and label me, see if I give a crap!

Is also going through school, so sorry if updates are sometimes sporadic, or really crappy. Blame teachers not me!! :)

Also, I'm outgoing so I LOVE talking to people!! SO if you are ever bored PM me, I love talking to random strangers!! (That sounds bad doesn't it...I'm pretty sure they always taught us not to talk to strangers, oh well, I never did follow the rules anyway) Also, if you are like me and go to PM someone and then are like, wait, they are going to think I'm a pedophile old man trying to stalk them...don't worry I won't think that, I'm anti-judging people! :)

FF I read: Harry Potter (mostly), some Torchwood here and there

In Love With: Lily/James, Oliver/Katie, Sirius B./ O.C.

Likes If Written Well: Draco/Hermione, Fred/Luna, Rose/Scorpius

Hates: Ron/Harry, Flint/Katie, Sirius/Remus (the most, they are friends! come on guys...) and how Fred died, it made my cry


Currently Reading:

The Lost Hero (Jason is ten times better than Percy people, just admit it. But I'm slightly biased because I'm Sicilian and therefore like Romans more than Greeks. Though I am part Greeks...barely)

Shiver (Why do people think this is good? The plot is OK-AY but the writing is terrible, not saying mines amazing but for this to be professionally published you think it'd be better)

Withering Tights (Louise Rennison is incapable of writing anything bad, though Georgia is a little funnier than Tallula...still can't wait for the sequel, Cain all the way!)

Jeaniene Frost's Night Huntress Series (Like Twilight but on steroids. I have power read her first two (each around 500 pages) in two days. They are that amazing. I will update when I finish the series to let you know if they rest are just as good)--Has anyone read her other books? I'm tempted to start them too.

A Portrait in Sepia (For Spanish class, so far I have read the first two sentences. I have a feeling that even if the book is amazing, if I have to read it for a class I automatically hate it)

Things Fall Apart (For Lit. I'm sorry, I just don't like the writing style, even though I know everyone says it's amazing. Also, the reason my Lit teacher gave for reading it pisses me off.)

aaaaand a lot of research for debate team--yep, I'm a nerd!!


My Life's Funniest Moment of Late:

"I'm loosing my voice."..."Take Latin class, not Spanish then."..."Why?"..."'Cuz it's a dead language! As in you don't speak it? Get it? Hahaha."--I thought it was pretty creative...

Note:Playing tag in gym class and a new girl gets picked. "Why's she running away from me! I'm so confused, come back!"--You really can't teach an old dog new tricks, if she didn't understand it when we were five, no way she's going to understand it in high school, sigh, America's education at work here

"Wear something nice, don't look like a whore."..."Does this mean I often dress like a whore?"..."Yes, that's exactly what this means."--My friends are just the sweetest people ever


The Works: all HP

Hungover On You: Lily/James romance along with Sirius/ O.C.. This is filled with love triangles but I promise a happy ending that most people will love. It's the end of summer before their 7th year and the notorious playboy has made a bet with his best friend which results in them discovering how important love and friendship is during the terrible times. Parties and coming to realize who they are help them cope and still live their life like nothing is wrong. A few laughs a long the way and some sad things to test their friendship and love for each other. Sounds a lot more depressing then what it really is, more fun... --WILL BE Left Up, but not finished

Paid to Prank: Sirius/O.C. ... Sirius Black is a player, but sometimes he takes things a little too far. Each house has that one girl; beautiful, smart, funny- and Sirius played them all. They are calling for revenge and will take out any girl that he loves as punishment. So when he finds that one girl he's in love with, he needs someone else to take care of the revenge seeking others. She just so happens to be in Slytherin, the one person people will avoid at all costs because she's paid to prank anyone and everyone, and now Sirius fake girlfriend. -- POSSIBLE FUTURE WORK, when Hungover On You is complete

Carry You Home: is a Katie/Oliver romance. POV Katie. He's an internationally famous Keeper for Puddlemere United she's the mediwizard who makes sure everyone on the team is in tip top conditions and they both share an apartment. But, one of nicest players on the team may have a dark secret that no one knows about until it's too late. Has anyone seen Katie?---In Progress

Like My Writing? I'm Also On:

Wattpad--AngelsOnAPinhead (I only have on part of story up so far, but a lot more are on their way! They're usually why uploads are late!)

FictionPress-PaganWings (Same stuff as Wattpad, though usually with a different title)


"Lucky for you I’m undecided" "About what?" "Everything." ~Remember Me

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Living In the Shadow by Go Radio reviews
James was a year older then me, and we were nothing alike. He's the incarnation of perfect. He gets good grades, he's a star quidditch player, he's popular, he's a Gryffindor. Then there is me. Jade.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,229 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 12/29/2010 - OC, Sirius B.
Wooden Words by Aicalas reviews
Katie Bell: babbler, self-admitted slob and mindlessly in love with one Oliver Wood, tidy, a little controlling, and utterly impossible to understand. Somedays life is wonderful, sometimes it's not, but it'll definitely always be a crazy ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,660 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W.
She's a Liability by ultraviolet9 reviews
Katie Bell: grin a mile wide, an insatiable desire to go faster than strictly safe, and a certain lack of self-preservation. And now, professional quidditch player. Quite possibly, a dangerous combination. -eventual KBOW- Chapter 44 up. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 140,848 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Bedlam and Broomsticks by direwolfprincess reviews
/"Please!" Sirius begged. "You have to be my fake girlfriend! Save me from Marlene!" And when Izzy Flynn agreed to be Sirius Black's fake steady girlfriend, she knew the year was going to be chaos. SB/OC./
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,576 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Duck and Cover by iluv2eatcarbs reviews
My name is Avery Muze and I am completely and unapologetically awkward. I take a dangerous trip downstairs to the common rooms and wind up becoming James Potter's fake girlfriend while finding a real romance. Ugh-I wish I had never left my room.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,365 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sirius B., OC
One Love Only by Groundswell reviews
James and Lily's best friends gets sick and tired of their constantly fighting over the summer so they decide to force a truce upon them and link them together by their wrists. James and Lily can first be seperated when they learn how to get along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,459 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Neurotically Obsessed by FallenMystery reviews
Oliver has always been obsessed with Katie. I mean, Quidditch. Katie has always been neurotic. Which is kind of Oliver's fault. Well, entirely Oliver's fault. So is the fact that she's flying for Puddlemere United. Calamity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,020 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W.
I am Up to no Good by FallenMystery reviews
Lily didn't always hate James. Peter wasn't always our friend. But we? We are Marauders 'til the end. That rule is way up on the Marauder Code with 'we will not refer to Remus' problem as 'that time of the month' This is our story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,618 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 11/2/2005
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Bewitching Quidditch: Formerly Carry You Home reviews
He's an internationally famous Keeper for Puddlemere United she's the mediwizard who makes sure everyone on the team is in tip top conditions and they both share an apartment. But, one of players on the team may have a dark secret,has anyone seen Katie?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,315 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Hungover On You reviews
James is the most obnoxious boy,Lily is desperate to find love,Sirius has lost a bet which means he needs to stop his playboy habits and Charlie is Lily's best friend who may solve that for him.Times are bad at their final year,will they get by unscathed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,662 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.