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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, xGhostx, NoMoreLeftForUsAll AliceWayland24, NightShadow17, Hanyou-Kyo, Linda Ku, monsterousmaiden646, Brookii, AnimeLuver515(Nikki) ,noniesxn

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Most girls like pink
Most girls where eyeshadow and make-up
Most girls yell at rain
Most girls love guys who don't love them
Most girls be what other people want them to be
Most girls love to be hated, and hate to be loved
Most girls are selfish
Most girls are fake
But. . .
Other girls like red
Other girls where nothing but their dirty clothes from yesterday
Other girls play in the rain
Other girls kick a guy when they don't love them
Other girls be themselves
Other girls laugh at being hated, and love to be loved
Other girls care for others before themselves
Other girls are real

Most girls think this is stupid and hate it,
Other girls will love this and post it immediately

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are affected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God


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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loki's Pranks by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS. IT IS NOT BEING UPDATED. I mistakingly did something that bumped up the "Updated" date. It was an accident, which unfortunately I can't undo. (This story was actually the first fic I ever wrote, and it really embarrasses me now... But I know a lot of people like it, so I'm not going to delete it, even though I kind of want to).
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 150 - Words: 207,773 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Foxes and Fans by AdariasWrath23 reviews
Naruto has grown too powerful so Akatsuki must find another way to capture him...they abduct Sakura, knowing he will come for her...but Naruto knows that his only chance to save her is to locate Sasuke and Orochimaru and enlist Sasuke's aid. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,064 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Phoenix Rising by Kai Maciel reviews
During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret? CANCELED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 330,996 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 3,021 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Loki and The Avengers by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
"You're all the world's greatest heroes, yet you were all too embarrassed to admit you played instruments," Fury sighed, shaking his head. "Huh," Tony said thoughtfully. "A band isn't a bad idea actually." The Avengers all nodded. "But who's going to sing?" Bruce pointed out. Everyone glanced around nervously. "My brother sings," Thor said after a pause. "LOKI SINGS?"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,899 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
Nightlock by S.M. Koz reviews
If you weren't ready for the adventures of Katniss, Peeta, and Gale to end, check out this fourth book in the series. What if Katniss didn't kill Coin? What if things turned out differently for Gale? Follow the trio as Katniss tries to figure out her heart and save the world. Plenty of Peeta and Gale to please folks on either team.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,931 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Lo There, Do I See by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Written for the 2014 Loki Month: #3. The only reason he had for going back to Asgard was that he owed it to her. Missing scene from The Dark World.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Frigga, Loki, Odin - Complete
Road to Nowhere by Min Daae reviews
When Loki turns up demanding Thor's help on a quest to retrieve the All-Mother from Valhalla, Thor isn't about to say no. But that doesn't mean he's forgotten anything, and what better time than a road trip through the backwaters of the universe for trying to talk things out?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,353 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Thor, Loki, Frigga - Complete
Dance Fighting by Wild Rhov reviews
It started with a competition of dirty dancing, but this "fight" between Natsu and Gray is quickly escalating out of control. It's a sensual tango between fire and ice. Contains dancing so hot it should be illegal, pillow fights that lead to naughty nights, closet kinks, and adorable perviness!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,835 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 3/12/2012 - [Natsu D., Gray F.] - Complete
A Gift with Green Eyes, and Presents that go Boom by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
AU in which Odin takes Loki for the sole purpose of raising a monster beside Thor to make Thor look better—to make a villain in order to make a hero—but Loki, being the intrinsically sweet soul that he is, and Thor, loving his little brother unconditionally, completely ruin Odin's plans. (Brotherly Fluff; Evil!Odin; Protective!Thor; no pairings; one-shot.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,131 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 149 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Thor, Odin, Loki - Complete
His Mother's Son by Min Daae reviews
She found Loki curled up in a corner of her garden, his knees pulled to his chest and streaks on his face from tears when he looked up at her. "I'm never going to be like Thor, am I?" he said, and started to cry.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Loki, Frigga - Complete
The Avengers: Lokitty Edition by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
Avengers AU where Loki escapes from the Chitauri and ends up on earth. Injured and exhausted, he disguises himself as a cat. And Steve has a thing for saving abandoned kittens. Then when The Other is sent to retrieve a couple stolen relics, Thanos has an army and a plan, and everyone thinks Thor is insane... (Protective!Thor, Protective!Avengers, BAMF!Loki, no pairings)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,424 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Loki - Complete
The chronicles of gold and green by SlytherinElektra reviews
There is a man in the bar where Draco is, an elegant man who wears the Slythering colours and has his hair slicked back. Or how Draco and Loki met and upon realising how intelligent and awesome they both were became friends.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Draco M., Loki
Past Afflictions by Miss Tie reviews
I figured I had lost my mind when the only logical explanation for my situation was time travel. I knew I had lost my mind when I found every affection I had ever held for Sasuke Uchiha was still very much intact and directed completely at the twelve year old boy who I had somehow managed to sit beside. God damn my life, and that bitch who put me here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,814 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
Forget Me Not by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
A little one-shot with Frigga and toddler Loki. (Cover photo by gamingcharacter on deviantART)
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Loki, Frigga - Complete
London by SlytherinElektra reviews
After an incident in Chicago, SHIELD decides to put Bruce Banner in a super-cage: immune to Stark technology, to Mjolnir and to guns. But not magic proof. Help comes from an unexpected source.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,629 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki
Treasure Hunters by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco's sorry, but no seventh year Gryffindor is going to get good marks in Potions just because he wants to be an Auror. And Harry Potter, Defense professor and Head of Gryffindor House, isn't going to change that by glaring at him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hon, meet the kids by That-One-Girl-Behind-You reviews
For some reason, Tony s gotten it into his mind that he should meet Loki s kids. Loki knows better than to try and make the genius forget about the issue. Unfortunately, he also knows better than to introduce anyone to his kids.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,731 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Expecting The Unexpected by IronCladGod reviews
Ever wondered what it would be like to have a sick and injured God of mischief show up on your doorstep? I imagine you haven't. And Tony Stark hadn't either, but he still found himself stuck in that very situation.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,325 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Order in Chaos by shadowblade-tara reviews
Oddly enough, it was Clint who made the request. Then Loki went from peaceful surrender to crack addict without a fix. Alternate ending to the Avengers movie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki - Complete
Little stupid completely,ruined,my,life thing! by Akira-kun reviews
"How do you survive when, because of a failed jutsu, you get stuck together with the last person in the world you want be stuck together with? Simple, you don't. Gah! Stupid chain!" AR. SasuNaru. Lemon. Twoshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
And We Fall, And We Rise by Lady Charity reviews
Thor and Loki's journey goes awry, and Thor learns that just because he is powerful doesn't mean he can always be the protector. In which Thor realizes that to be strong is to know defeat, and the worst battles are not won by blood.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,652 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Thunder's Half by Nightsmoke reviews
In which Odin screws up royally, the Casket of Ancient Winters is stolen, and something is the matter with Thor. Gift fic for the fantastic Helennotoftroy, multi-part.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,777 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Five Times Thor Failed to Bring Out the Jotun… by Omnicat reviews
...in Loki, and Once He Succeeded / After the events of the movie, the brothers re-unite on Earth and Thor realises that he never got to see Loki's Jotun form. Something has to be done, of course!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
In the Great Hall by remy-areyousrs reviews
Harry and Draco talk after the war. Set right after the Last Battle. Drarry friendship. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
So I Kneel by shadowblade-tara reviews
It is the only thing I can do. The only thing that can fix this. AU ending of Thor.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Sentiment by Shadow of Darkness 22 reviews
A fill for the Norse Kink. The Avengers are duking it out with their favorite arch-nemesis Loki, when a third-party bad guy shows up. Thor gets hurt and somehow the only way to get to him in time is for Loki to wield Mjolnir. And he does. The Avengers movieverse.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
I want you in my bed, just not the way you think by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Tony craves human contact, and he thinks the only way to get it is by sleeping around or drunk attempts at cuddling. It takes a little while, but eventually Steve understands what's going on in his teammate's head, and he's determined to help.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 238 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
In Character by Canute reviews
As punishment, Loki is banished to Earth as a human with no memories of the life he has previously lived. Not that Tom Hiddleston would know of such a thing.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Fan Service by Akira-kun reviews
"Sasuke wants to leave the band. Naruto doesn't want to let him go. What's his reason? And why is the blond doing fan-service when there are no fans around?" NaruSasu Day. AU. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Art Class by mosherocks4 reviews
Natsu hated Art Class. Until he found someone who is worse at painting than him! Slight Gray x Natsu. AU
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 261 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Seven minutes to change my world by Akira-kun reviews
"Of course that playing Truth or Dare mixed up with Seven Minutes in Heaven would be ok! Even with the vodka, the discussions, the tinny closet, the confessions, the weird feelings and all! Why in the world it wouldn't be totally ok?" SasuNaru – Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Neji H., Ino Y.] - Complete
The Hardest Part by JanieP reviews
Naruto was no friend of fate, but right here and now he had to admit, ending up in the past probably had happened with a bit of help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,904 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Fairy Tail on Facebook! by GILLBIRK reviews
A new piece of technology has been introduced to the guild of Fairy Tail. It's called "Facebook", but will this new technology spell out doom for the Fairy Tail mages?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Sakura Finds Out by genki-escapist reviews
The boys have a secret and Sakura found out! Trouble ensues when the girls of Konoha find out that the boys are gay. But are they really? How can love save the day? Will Sakura get her happy ending? SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,354 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Never Too Old for Pranks by frosty wonder ice reviews
The war humbled him, certainly, and they are adults now, sure, but a joke on Potter still makes Draco's day. Epilogue Compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P., Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
Heard It With My Own Two Earballs by Arium reviews
Because it was really all just some big misunderstanding.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
Wife Contest by BlackBelt reviews
AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Avenger by DeathByDarkness13 reviews
Sasuke's thoughts when Naruto first infiltrates Orochimaru's hideout with Team Kakashi. Based on episode 50 of Shippuden; seen through Sasuke's eyes. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bloodthirsty by LoneAngel666 reviews
This is before the movie. What happens when an ordinary training day gets out of control.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Head Boy by xMagicalMystery reviews
"Maybe he was possessed by jinns." "Maybe he IS a jinn." "Maybe he's been threatened by Russian Mafia men. Your dad has connections with them, doesn't he James?" The Marauders try to figure out why Dumbledore made James Head Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - James P., Marauders - Complete
Toilette by SlytherinElektra reviews
Draco and Luna find each other in the bathroom of a ballroom, and share joys and fears. Mainly Draco angst and awesome Luna!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
A Little Tied Up by Fr333bird reviews
Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Always the Quiet Ones by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
Levy is small, Levy is cute, and Levy scares the hell out of Gajeel.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 104 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
Team Geisha by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Chakra depleted and exhausted, Team Seven needs a place to rest and recuperate. Why did it have to be a brothel? Are those hunter-nin coming their way? Post-Canon Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Love by sheechiibii reviews
After Sasuke’s successful capture of Naruto – who is due to die at dawn – an interesting discovery pushes him to change the course of their lives; escaping to an island far from the Ninja ways, where they struggle with new norms and secret love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,985 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lobster King by Rayneken reviews
Naruto still believes he is not to blame, Sasuke believes that Naruto is insane, and Sakura thinks they're both idiots. But, really, it's all the Lobster King's fault.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8530 - Favs: 5,545 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Are My Perfect Secretary by OhHowFluffyYouAre reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is the perfect secretary. He is able to handle anything and any boss. That is until he meets Director Uzumaki Naruto. NaruHarem and eventually NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,286 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Memento by Individually Packaged reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as an Auror, to solve the issue of Dementor infiltration. But when he can't conjure a Patronus, he asks none other than the Potions Master, Draco Malfoy, for help. Harry/Draco. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,901 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For the Love of Rum by kitsuneshadow47 reviews
So Naruto, Sasuke, and Lee get dragged off to this island for some dumb mission. But not just any island-PORT ROYAL: home of the Pirates of the Caribbean. Look! Naru's having his first rum and oh... O.o Showdown: pirates...vs. NINJAS. SasuNaru. XD ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heat amongst the Hay by phoenix on ice reviews
Harry investigates the Malfoy stables. He gets more than he went looking for. Slash fic! Man on Man action! Don't like, Don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elixir D'Amour by Naadi reviews
Asteria Greengrass has a love potion and Draco is her target, but the outcome is very unexpected – well, not to everyone. ;- Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Invasion of Privacy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Uchiha Sweetheart by angel puppeteer reviews
Endless. Everlasting. No Love can beat Death. But who knows? Maybe Sasuke's can. After all, an Avenger's love is the best love of all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,303 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4582 - Favs: 6,705 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snape's Voice by dracosoftie reviews
How does Harry deal with the uncomfortable effect Snape's voice has on him in Potions class? Warnings for language and explicit sexual content masturbation only, slash implied . Bonus scene for Must Love Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Innocence by Sholay reviews
Itachi had watched Sasuke since he was a child. With bland, insipid eyes Itachi saw his brother grow, flourish and thrive on the hatred he had planted. He knew he'd destroyed Sasuke’s innocence and, in so doing, destroyed himself. Chapter402 Psychological
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,743 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Confession Scenario by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Minato chooses the worst time to say all the things that matter. Kushina wonders if that's supposed to be a genius thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
I Won't Say I'm In Love by shounenai4life reviews
Sasuke's favorite obsession has always been Naruto. He's so stubborn, that even through their years together, the years he spends falling harder and harder, he refuses to admit it. Unless circumstances allow... Sasu/Naru. One shot. Shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Demon's Fall by randomteenager reviews
Sakura's life is a living hell. Sasuke, a demon from hell, is sent to earth to help Sakura through her awful life. Just one rule, they can't fall in love with each other. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,832 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U. - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Mere Detestable Curiosity by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry has enough to study with preparing for his NEWTS. He shouldn't waste time indulging his curiosity in trying to decipher Malfoy, his mysterious letters, and his equally mysterious jewelry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,984 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Betrayal of the Blood by Alley-Oop reviews
“Sasuke, don’t you run away from me!” Itachi roared as I stumbled out of the room. “Itachi, no!” I screamed. I couldn’t believe that this was actually happening. Rape ItaSasu Sasuke's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura and Itachi Sitting in a Tree by sekretfandom reviews
“About nothing, Sasuke! Just let me do this. I have to. Now please, let’s just go so I can get make myself pretty for your older brother.” He rolled his eyes, but still followed when she started walking. SasuSaku! I swear!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Regrettable Circumstances by Gothical-Fairy reviews
I hate you' and 'I love you' differ in only three letters, and the circumstances in which they are said. With the help of a new book, his friends and one meaningful detention, Harry learns just how true that statement is. HPDM Twoshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,164 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
frozen watermelons by arabesque05 reviews
In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Accidentally Yours by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Minato, for all his smarts, really didn't know that much about love or romance. It really was quite normal that he didn't know that he was already being courted by Kushina. Much less being in a relationship with her. [KushiMinaKushi]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
The Possession by BlackBelt reviews
AU: She was a kind but stubborn village girl thrown into the arms of the cold and heartless prince. When lust and love begin to form how can these two truely be together when it is forbidden?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,629 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Superlatives by Kudra23 reviews
A photo of Harry and Draco captured by Colin Creevey's camera sets off a series of unexpected events. HarryDraco pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,275 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Rejects Club by ohwhatsherface reviews
But Sasuke–kun, how can you be in The Rejects Club if you're not a reject like me and Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
That's Called Courting? by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
There's a school legend that if someone trips on a can that you put in the hallway where the principal's office is, that person's your “soul mate.” Enter Naruto who's hoping to trip his pink haired crush. But things don't go as planned... [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,504 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
stargazing, hernias, and other voyeuristic things by arabesque05 reviews
The Hyuuga heir and the Uchiha heir and Sai No Last Name all go out for ramen Thursday nights, where they talk of many interesting things. Like Kakashi and Jiraiya approved subjects. Not all of which are conducive to sanity. [crack!fic of Team 7 love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
Abandon by Triola reviews
ONESHOT. In which Harry wakes up hungover, throws away all his principles and fraternizes with the enemy. Slash HPDM. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Phantom of the Spring by twitch and spaz reviews
Is she real...or isn't she? They say Sakura's dead but she's standing right there in front of me. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,384 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nothing Else Matters by Alley-Oop reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are a happily married couple, their first child on the way, when Naruto drops by for a visit. Little does Sasuke know he'll have to put up a fight to keep Sakura by his side, because Naruto is determined to get the love of his life back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Obligatory Suicidal Harry OneShot by Aduro reviews
AU, 6th year, like the title says. It's too much for the boyhero. Luckily he's got an archnemises who not only looks like an angel, but will play the part of one as well, just without the toga and with more snark. Not slash, rated for suicidal themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Itachi's Bedtime Story by twitch and spaz reviews
When Sasuke can't sleep one night, Itachi tells him a story about a beautiful mythical faery. But what happens if he meets one in real life? SasuSaku OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Parallels by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
They drew the parallels, connecting the lines between them and waiting quietly for the tragedy to unfold anew. But they forgot three very important facts...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Closure by Kudra23 reviews
Draco's dead, and Harry feels cheated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
By His Side by mylilchickadee reviews
Days by his side, waiting for him to wake up. Naruto and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Photograph by arabesque05 reviews
Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Someone Screaming by Ayane Selznick reviews
Chap15 is the start of the Alternate Story Someone Screaming Dim Light. Fate gives another chance for Uchiha Sasuke to redefine all mistakes he did when he crossed the wrong path. What are the possibilities when he comes home in Konoha? Completed finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,412 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It was dirty by Project 0506 reviews
Sakura finds out a little secret Naruto and Sasuke have been keeping, and now she finally understands them. nonslash! Reviews Welcomed!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Capitulate by arabesque05 reviews
You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 134 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Chibi Problem by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
.:SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, InoShika:. [DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,806 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I Love Being Scared by BloodyMarry reviews
Godric always screws up Salazar's potions, and Salazar always gets mad, and well he's scary when he's mad. But Godric loves it! GxS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
Diary by Lisea18 reviews
Sasuke's diary is found by someone who read it
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Love Sick by BlackBelt reviews
rewritten OOCness, sequel to Jealous Thoughts, Denial Ideas: Poor Sakura! First she gets the flu and is bedridden. Now her overprotective boyfriend and teammates are going to 'heal' her. May God have mercy on her soul.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,950 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Per Solum Lacuna: By Words Alone by wintermoon2 reviews
Enchanted diaries bring solace to unlikely lost souls. It's a wizarding twist on the classic tale of penpals. What will happen when these mystery writers finally meet? HD Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 594,497 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Naruto Shade Of Orange by GoldenFyre reviews
Tsunade shook her head. That idiot, he should have used red. but it looked perfectly fine to Sasuke, in a Naruto shade of orange. Short SasuNaru oneshot, for Valentines Day. And Happy Bday Raynekun
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Sirius by angeltread reviews
Remus writes a letter that falls into the wrong hands...SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2005
It Takes a Village by Aishuu reviews
Though it may take a village to raise a child, that doesn't mean they're doing it right... a look at the childhoods of Team Gai and the Rookie 9.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
7 Days, Come What May by Black Mischief reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and he has 1 week to go party with his friends at the Konoha Hot Springs! Sakura, Sasuke, Gaara, and other people are also invited! Usual Pairings. COMPLETE! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,895 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Mission Impossible? by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Team 7 had to protect their charge at all cost. But what if their charge couldn't get his dirty hands off their pinkhaired teammate? Patience, patience, Naruto... Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bastard by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cookies Anyone? by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
[AU] .:SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, InoShika:. A Home Economics project goes wrong when Naruto and the others have to bake cookies. Can Kurenai trust them all to bake cookies or will they burn down Konoha High?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
Tell It As It Is by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
.:NaruHina, Slight SasuSaku:. Lessons in poetry? Bells ringing? The Ramen Hotline? A funny story of how Naruto comes up with a plan to ask Hiashi for Hinata's hand in marriage with the help of his two teammates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 193 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
10 Reasons Why Girls Are Troublesome by syaoran no hime reviews
oneshot ShikaIno. He outlines ten major reasons why girls are a menace to him who wants to live life in the most hassle-free way as possible. In a nutshell, no complications please.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Complete
Lullaby by Mystic Dragon reviews
A cute little scene from when Itachi was 9 and Sasuke was 4. Little Sasuke has trouble getting to sleep, and it's up to his big brother to help.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Everyone Knows by DarkShadowFlame reviews
Sequel to Telling Everyone. Now that all of Hogwarts knows Harry and Draco are dating, it becomes necessary to keep it a secret from Draco's father, their Azkaban sprung substitute teacher. How are they going to do this when 'Everyone Knows' ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,530 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Declarations of Love by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
[Sequel to "Subjected to Rumor", SLASH] Love is in the air, everywhere I look around....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Corrupted by ThePet reviews
Rated for the cruel corruption of a young, innocent mind...SLASH themes warning. Malfoy makes Harry an offer he can't refuse...or can he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Subjected To Rumor by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
How do you battle a rumor? Not like this. Ron is straight (at least, that’s what he says), Harry is flaming (light the torch, baby), Hermione is making plans (that prove she’s a slasher at heart), and I think that about covers it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.