copy and paste this onto your profile if u hate stereotyping (bold the ones u are)

I'm EMO(TIONAL), so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*king them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small p*is.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I do/ did hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH P*N so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak .

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*ard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Copy this to your profile if you ever pushed the door that said pull.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile.

If you are getting bored copy&paste this into your profile.

Random survey:

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?
India.

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?
Perhaps.

3. What can you hear right now?
Television.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: Hey, mom. How are you?

Mom: Great.

Me: What's on TV tonight, anyway.

Mom: I don't know. Do you want to watch getaway?

Me: Never mind.

5. Turn on the TV. What show is on?
Sunday Night Cricket.

6. Type your name with your elbow.
k9oimkbh4trp44e7y It's meant o be Kimberley!

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?
Bookshelf.

8. If you could be anybody from Twilight, who would you be?
Bella Swan.

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer?
Reading E-Books.

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?
drlhniola

Have you ever:

( ) smoked a cigarette No
( ) smoked a cigar No
( ) crashed a friend's car No
( ) stolen a car No
( ) been in love No
( ) been dumped No
( ) dumped someone No
( ) shoplifted Yes, Once when I was 4. VERY YOUNG!
( ) been fired No
( ) been in a fist fight No
( ) snuck out of your parent's house Yes, when I want to go for walks usually.
( ) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back Yes, but I was in 5th grade!
( ) been arrested No
( ) lied to a friend Yes, to help them feel better, ONLY.
( ) had a crush on a teacher No
( ) skipped school No
( ) seen someone die No
( ) been to Canada No
( ) been to Mexico No
( ) been on a plane Yes, about 6 times. That's 3 vacations!
( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire No
( ) eaten Sushi No
( ) been snowboarding No
( ) been moshing at a concert No
( ) taken painkillers No
( ) love someone or miss someone right now Yes, I miss my best friend Paige, who recently moved high schools.
( ) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by Yes. I love thinking of what the clouds look like.
( ) made a snow angel No
( ) had a tea party No
( ) flown a kite Not that I can remember.
( ) gone puddle jumping Yes, whenever it stops raining.
( ) played dress up Yes. I love dressing up, taking photos, and stuff.
( ) jumped into a pile of leaves No
( ) cheated while playing a game Yes. I've cheated on tests too!
( ) been lonely Yes, all the time at school. No one to hang out with.
( ) fallen asleep at work/school No, but nearly!
( ) used a fake ID No
( ) watched the sun set Yes
( ) felt an earthquake No
( ) touched a snake No, but I've seen one.
( ) slept beneath the stars No. Does tent count?
( ) been tickled Yes. Whenever I don't give something back, they always tickle me.
( ) read an entire authors profile Yes. Lots!
( ) been robbed No
( ) petted a reindeer/goat No
( ) won a contest Yes
( ) run a red light No
( ) been suspended from school No
( ) caught a butterfly No
( ) laughed so hard you cried Yes, many times!
( ) had someone moon/flash you Yes!!
( ) cheated on a test Yes
( ) had a Britney Spears CD No
( ) forgotten someone's name Yes
( ) French braided someone’s hair Yes
( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool No
( ) put a hamster down someone else's top No
( ) given up on religion as other people's problem No

17 Out of 59! Not bad.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"Whe-e-e-e-e-ere," croaked the slaughterbird.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
The wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Simpsons. LOL!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
8:10PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:02PM. SO CLOSE!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Television.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 6:30PM, playing frisbee.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Someone's Profile.

9. What are you wearing?
Pink Singlet and Pink and Black Skirt.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. I dreamed of boarding school.

11. When did you last laugh?
1 Hour Ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Posters, Pictures, Drawings, Awards, Decorations, and Clock.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Nothing.

14. What do you think of this survey?
Cool.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Mean Girls.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Car, New House, iPad, Phone, and Food

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I have brunette hair.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Get rid of sin.

19. George Bush:
Politican. What else?

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Rebecca.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jaxon.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes, maybe in UK or NZ.

Random survey: Again!

1. Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
I talked to my mother about TV. Boring, I know!

2. Where are you?
In my bedroom.

3. Look up, now look back. What did you see?
The light, and the ceiling

4. What's the last thing you ate?
Fish and Chips. No kidding!

5. What's your personality like?
Usually cheerful, depressed. It varies.

6. Who do you have a crush on?
No one. I'm not lying!

7. What was the last thing you thought?
About me not having a crush! Duh.

8. You have a million dollars. What do you do?
Spent it on a 2 storey mansion.

9. What are you eating/drinking right now?
I'm drinking orange cordial.

10. What are you thinking right now?
I need a drink!

11. What's it like being you?
Great! I'm unique, and don't care what the hell people think about me.

12. What are your thoughts on writing?
Love it. Reading too!

13. How tall are you?
5 ft. 1 (I'm only just 12)

14. What book are you currently reading?
Chicken Soup For the Teenage Soul

15. What music are you listening to?
None.

16. What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
wattpad.com

17. What was the last thing you cooked?
Chocolate Cake. YUM!

18. What colour are the walls of the room you are in?
Plain White.

19. Do you know who the governor of your state is?
No.

20. How many different programs are open on your computer right now?
One. Three tabs on Internet Explorer.

21. Have you ever been water-skiing?
No.

22. What is the weather like?
It's sunny, and about 2 weeks till spring finishes, my favorite season. :(

23. Are you going on vacation this summer and where?
Nope. Went on vacation in spring.

24. Anything else?
No more questions!

100 Truths:

Last beverage: Orange Cordial.
Last phone call: Don't remember.
Last song you listened to: Firework By Katy Perry
Last time you cried: When I was acting in a play earlier today
Last text message: Don't remember.

THREE FAVORITE COLORS
Pink, Red, and Purple (IN ORDER)

RANDOM:
Have you kissed anyone on your friends list: No
How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: All
How many kids do you want to have: Don't want any
Do you have any pets: Some birds and a rabbit
Do you want to change your name: Yes, to Rebecca
What did you do for your last birthday: Don't remember, but my birthday this year's coming in less than a month!
What time did you wake up today: 11:50AM
What were you doing at midnight last night: Reading
Name something you cannot wait for: School Holidays. 4 Weeks Left!
Last time you saw your father: An Hour Ago
What's one thing you wish you could change: I become friends with my 2 enemies again.
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes, 3.
What's getting on your nerves right now: School!!!!
Most visited web page: Wattpad
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
Elementary, middle or high school: Right Now I'm in Middle, but high school next year!
Hair colour: Light Brunette
Long or short: Short hair. Bob cut, before my shoulders
Are you a freak: No
Height: 5 Ft. 1
What do you like about yourself: I don't know!
Piercings: None.
Tattoos: None.
Righty or lefty: Righty, BUT I'm not too bad with my left hand.

FIRSTS:

First surgery: I forget.
First piercing: Never had one.
First best friend: Girl named Chloe when I was 2 years old.
First sport you joined: Swimming.
First pet: Rabbit, and I have one now!
First vacation: To New Zealand, when I was 4.
First concert: Wiggles Concert when I was 3. Quite embarrassing now!
First crush: New Guy At School. Not saying who, though!!!!

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX:

Lips or eyes: Eyes, I guess.
Hugs or kisses: Kisses.
Shorter or taller: Taller.
Older or Younger: Younger, probably.
Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic.
Sensitive or loud: Loud, definitely.
Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
Trouble-maker or hesitant: Troublemaker!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself: Sometimes.
Love at first sight: Sometimes, but I try not to.
Heaven: Yes!
Santa Claus: Well, St. Nicholas is real, but Santa's not!
Kiss on the first date: Yes.
Angels: Yes.

Random survey: Again!

Favourites:
Colour: Pink.
Words: Fascinating.
Song: Firework, Katy Perry
Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Shopping, and Travelling
Subject: Biology
Store: Any Clothes Store!

Random:
Last time you cried: A couple hours ago.
Do you use sarcasm a lot: Quite a lot.
Did you ever go bungee jumping: No.
First thing you notice about people: Looks! I mean, you're staring at them, so it's quite obvious.
Pink or red: Pink.
What are you wearing: Pink Singlet and Black and Pink Skirt
What are you listening to right now: Nothing.
If you were a crayon what colour would you be: I don't know.
Last thing you ate: Fish and Chips.
Last person you talked to on the phone: My mom.
Polka dots or stripes: Polka Dots
When I was little I…: Shoplifted something and I still have it today!

The stupid test: (If you get 18 or less, you're not stupid!)

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. NO
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. NO
You have run into a glass/screen door. NO
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. NO
You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. YES
You have run into a tree. NO
It IS possible to lick your elbow. NO
You just tried to lick your elbow. NO
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. REALLY? I NEVER KNEW THAT!
You just tried to sing them. YES
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. YES
You have choked on your own spit. NO
You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. I GET IT!
You didn’t notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice. YES
You just looked at it. YES
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. NO, BUT CLOSE
People have called you slow. NO
You have accidentally caught something on fire. NO
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. NO
You have caught yourself drooling. YES, WHEN I WOKE SLEEPING!
You’ve fallen asleep in class. NO
If someone says "fart" you laugh. NO
You just laughed. NO
Sometimes you just stop thinking. NO
You tell a story and forget what you were talking about. NO
People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you. NO
You are often told to use your "inside voice". YES
You use your fingers to do simple math. YES, SOMETIMES
You have eaten a bug. NO, EWWW!
You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. NO
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. YES
You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket. YES, HAPPENED SO MANY TIMES!
You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. NO
You break a lot of things. NO
Your friends know not to use big words around you. NO
You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused. NO, I STARE BLANKLY
You have fallen out of your chair before. YES
When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. NO

12, NOT Stupid!

1. What colour is your toothbrush?
Purple and White

2. Name one person who made you smile today:
My Rabbit

3. What were you doing at 8am this morning?
Sleeping

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Filling Out a Survey

5. What is your favourite candy bar?
Picnic Bars

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Done!" When I Had Done a Survey

8. What is your favourite ice cream flavour?
Choc-Chip

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Orange Cordial

10. What is your lip gloss of choice?
Light Pink

11. What was the last thing you ate?
Fish and Chips

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
No

13. The last sporting event you watched?
Can't remember. I rarely watch sports.

14. What is your favourite flavour of popcorn?
White

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
None. I don't have a phone

16. Ever go camping?
No

17. Do you take vitamins daily?
No

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?
No, we learn about God at school

19. Do you have a tan?
A bit on my legs and arms

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Yes, because I don't like pizza

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
No

22. What did your last text message say?
I forget

23. What are you doing tomorrow?
Going to school

25. Look to your left, what do you see?
Pantry

26. What colour is your watch?
Purple

27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
I live there

28. What is your birthstone?
Tanzanite

29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Drive thru

30. What is your favourite number?
7 and 19

31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My Mum

32. Any plans today?
Sleep! It's 10:00PM

33. How many states have you lived in?
1, but 2 towns

34. Biggest annoyance right now?
Having to go to sleep

35. Last song listened to?
Firework, By Katy Perry

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Yes, but it'll take me about 5 minutes

37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No

38. Favourite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Colourful thongs with green bird on them. They're SO adorable!!

39. Are you jealous of anyone?
No

40. Is anyone jealous of you?
Maybe my two worst enemies

41. Do you love anyone?
Yes, my mum and my dad

42. Do any of your friends have children?
Yes

43. What do you usually do during the day?
Write and read stories

44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Yes, Sofia and Bella

45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
No, hi! Same thing, though

46. What colour is your car?
My mom's car's maroon and my dad's white

47. Do you like cats?
Yes!!!!!!

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
No

49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
What the hell is that?

50. How did you get your worst scar?

When I was about 4, my stupid brother threw a sharp toy truck at me and blood came running down my head and it was everywhere. The white scar is hidden under my fringe now, so no one can see!

Guilty or innocent? No explanations! Just Guilty if you have, Innocent if you haven’t :)

Asked someone to marry you? Guilty
Kissed one of your Facebook friends? Innocent
Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent
Ever told a lie? Guilty
Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back? Guilty
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent
Kissed a picture? Guilty
Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty
Fallen asleep at work/school? Innocent
Held a snake? Innocent
Been suspended from school? Innocent
Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent
Stolen from a store? Guilty
Been fired from a job? Innocent
Done something you regret? Guilty
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent
Kissed in the rain? Innocent
Sat on a roof top? Innocent
Kissed someone you shouldn't? Innocent
Sang in the shower? Guilty
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty
Shaved your head? Innocent
Slept naked? Innocent
Had a boxing membership? Innocent
Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Innocent
Been in a band? Innocent
Shot a gun? Innocent
Donated Blood? Innocent
Eaten alligator meat? Innocent
Eaten cheesecake? Guilty
Still love someone you shouldn't? Innocent
Have/had a tattoo? Innocent
Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty
Been too honest? Innocent
Ruined a surprise? Guilty
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk after wards? Innocent
Erased someone in your friends list? Innocent
Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you’re a guy) or man's clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty
Joined a pageant? Innocent
Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty
Had communication with your ex? Innocent
DATING Someone? Innocent
Get totally drunk one night when you had an important exam tomorrow morning? Innocent
A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/cab fare? Innocent
Get totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty
Taken a bath by candle light? Innocent
Taken a bath/shower with someone else? Guilty
Been to court? Innocent
Been a witness to a crime? Innocent
Milked a cow? Innocent
Played in dirty water? Guilty
Spent the night in a hotel? Guilty
Drank milk from the carton? Guilty
Fell in love with in actor/actress? Innocent
Snuck into your own house? Innocent
Panicked because you missed your T.V show? Guilty
Played with fire? Innocent
Slept all day, stay awake all night? Guilty
Had lice? Innocent
Had chickenpox? Innocent
Fought at school? Guilty
Spray painted a wall? Innocent
Stolen Food? Innocent
Taken a picture with the president? Guilty
Taken a picture with your principal? Innocent
Peed from having a nightmare? Guilty
Sleep walked? Innocent
E-mailed a stranger? Innocent
Talked to an operator? Innocent
Enjoyed your vegetables as a child? Guilty
Spoiled as a child? Guilty
Written love notes but never handed them out? Guilty
Think you're screwed up in the head? Innocent
Acted a fool in public? Guilty
Painted your own toes? Innocent
Selfish? Innocent
Conceited? Innocent
Been on TV? Guilty
Tired of this survey? Innocent
Forgot something majorly important? Guilty
Set off the fire alarm? Innocent
Had more than 5 alarms to wake you up in the morning? Innocent
Did 7 really eat 9? Guilty
Draw in class instead of doing your work? Guilty
Guys: have you ever taken your GF out to the dollar movie theatre?
Girls: has your BF ever taken you to the dollar movie theatre? Innocent
Enjoy music? Guilty
Spend more time on your MySpace than cleaning your room? Innocent
Want to be a monster? Innocent
Get embarrassed easy? Guilty
Is 7 your lucky number? Guilty
Are you an early bird? Innocent
Do you write poetry? Guilty
Know how to swim? Guilty
Have a hidden stash of money? Innocent
Clean your ears? Guilty
Like the sound of the ocean? Guilty

Jesus:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master…
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher…
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer…
He had no army, yet kings feared Him…
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the World…
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him…
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

If you truly believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.

Racism:

The black man was sitting on a bench in the park when the white man came up to him and said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen, sir… when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, and when I die I'll be BLACK.

“But you, sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away… Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Your Dad:

When you were 8 years old, your dad bought you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

Yet another random quiz (I thought we’d run out of these, but it seems not.)

Name spelt backwards? Yelrebmik

What did you do last night? Read

The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? E-Book

Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? No

Last time you swam in a pool? Last Month

What are you wearing? My School Uniform

How many cars have you owned? None

Type of music you dislike most? Punk. Hate it so much!

Are you registered to vote? I don't know

Do you have cable? No

What kind of computer do you use? ASUS Laptop

Ever made a prank phone call? No

You like anyone right now? No

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Probably not, too scary!

Furthest place you ever travelled? New Zealand

What's your favourite comic strip? I don't read comics

Do you know all the words to the national anthem? The first verse and chorus

Shower, morning or night? Night

Best movie you've seen in the past month? Mean Girls 1

Favourite pizza toppings? Candy

Chips or popcorn? Chips

What cell phone provider do you have? Telstra

Have you ever smoked peanut shells? No

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No

Orange juice or apple? Apple

Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? My Family

Favourite chocolate bar? Picnic Bar

Who is your longest friend and how long? Bella, but we're now worst enemies

Last time you ate a home-grown tomato? 2 years ago approximately

Have you ever won a trophy? No, but my mom has won about 20 sport trophies

Favourite arcade game? None

Ever ordered from an infomercial? No

Sprite or 7-UP? Sprite

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work? Yes

Last thing you bought at Walgreens? What the hell is Walgreens? I live in Australia!

Ever thrown up in public? Yes, at school a couple times

Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? True love

Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really

SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON? SpongeBob

Did you have long hair as a young kid? No, my hair was so short I looked like a boy! Now, mine's fine...

What message is on your voicemail machine? I don't know

Where would you like to go right now? Hawaii

What's the name of your pet? Thumpa the Rabbit

What kind of backpack do you have, and what's in it? Yellow and Black backpack from New Zealand

What do you think about most? I don't know

Nine Names

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Kimberley

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
Kimizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favourite colour and favourite animal):
Pink Rabbit

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name and current street name):
Imogen Annabelle

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink):
Magenta Cordial

7. YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom’s maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad’s middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your mom’s middle name):
Iroondy (Hey, that sounds like a real name to me!)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s/father’s middle name):
Judy/Ian

9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets):
Black Thumpa

List 100 things about yourself

1) Name: Kimberley

2) Male/Female: Female

3) Were you named after anyone?: No. I was named after the Western Australia Place, Kimberley

4) Does your name mean anything?: It means Leader

5) Nick Name(s): Kimbletoe, Kimbie, Kimbo, Kimmy

6) What do you think you look like: A kangaroo, I guess.

7) Date Of Birth: December 15, 2002

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Sydney, Australia and Port Macquarie, Australia

9) Nationality: Australian, Kiwi (NZ), German, English, and Dutch

10) Astrology Sign: Sagittarius

11) Chinese Astrology Sign: Horse

12) Religion: Christianity and Buddhism

13) What’s your favourite smell?: Chocolates

14) Political Position?: Democrat, I'd say

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Orange Cordial

16) Hair and Eye colour: Light Brown Hair and Sea Blue Eyes

17) Do you look like anyone famous?: Not really

18) What do you look like?: I don't know

19) Any unusual talents?: No

20) Rightly, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Righty, but I'm not too bad with my left hand

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Straight

22) What do you do for a living?: School

23) What do you do for fun?: Swim, watch movies, read

24) What are your favourite art materials to work with?: Drawing

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: Painting

26) Have you met your grandparents?: Yes, except my mom's dad who died from a heart attack

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: None

28) Crush: No one

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: I don't knoq

30) Current worries?: High School which is next year. Ugh!

31) Favourite online Guy/Girl(s): I don't know

32) Favourite place to be?: Home

33) Least favourite place to be?: On Stage With All Eyes On Me

34) Do you burn or tan?: Tan AND Burn

35) Ever break a bone?: Yep. I had broken my right or left leg. Can't remember which, though.

36) What is your favourite cereal?: Coco Pops

37) Person you cry with: By Myself

38) Any sisters: None

39) Any brothers: 1 Older Brother

40) Any pets: 1 Rabbit named Thumpa and 5-6 Birds

42) A Pager: What?

43) A Personal phone line: No

44) A Cell phone: No

45) A visible birthmark: Yes, on my upper chest

46) A Pool or hot tub: Hot Tub

47) A Car: None

Describe Your...

48) Personality: Not too confident, cheerful, mature, happy, can be funny

49) Driving: Don't drive

50) Your clothing style: Dresses and Skirts for sure!

51) Room: A bookshelf, dresser, wardrobe, bedside table, and desk. Has white walls with posters everywhere, and the bed's in the middle.

52) What’s missing?: Nothing

53) School: Not fun, torture.

54) Bed: Single bed with purple sheets and colorful quilt.

55) Relationship with your parent(s): Pretty good

56) Do you believe in yourself: I guess

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: No! I hate judging by the looks of someone.

58) Consider yourself a good listener: Not really, I more of the person who's talking

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?: Yes, maybe an actress

60) Get Along with your parents: Yes

61) Save your e-mail conversations: Usually

62) Pray: Sometimes

63) Believe in reincarnation: Yes

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?: Once, because in the morning I eat lots, so I can only brush my teeth at night

65) Like to talk on the phone: Yes, better than in person

66) Like to eat?: Yes

67) Like to exercise?: Depends if I like the type of exercise or not

68) Like to watch sports?: No

69) Sing in the car?: Sometimes

70) What is a dream that you have all the time? All my dreams are different!

71) Dream in colour: Yes

72) Do you have nightmares?: Usually I wake up before the bad bit happens

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: No

74) Right next to you: My bed-side table and lamp

75) On your favourite coffee cup?: Don't have one

76) On your mouse pad: Nothing

77) Your favourite flavour of gum?: Bubble Gum, don't know what flavor, though

78) Your brand of deodorant?: Rexona

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Alaska

80) Your dream husband/wife: I don't know

81) Hiding in your closet? I hide in my closet when I'm in trouble, and when I'm hiding from someone particularly.

82) Under your bed: Shoes

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends? Paige

84) Your bad time of the day: Morning, because I have to wake up so early to go to school when I slept late!

85) Your worst fear(s): Darkness and the supernatural

86) What's the weather like: Normal. In the middle of hot and cold.

87) Your favourite time of year?: Spring - Not hot, not cold, but average

88) Your favourite holiday?: Christmas

89) A material weakness?: I don't know

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: I don't know

91) At the top of your "to-do list"?: Go to school. Yeah, yeah, whatever.

92) The hardest thing about growing up: People expect you to do harder things

93) A pet peeve?: Immature people, and bullies

94) Your scariest moment: When I was 4, and I was at such a high height. I was also standing on glass, so that was freaky!

95) Your attitude about love?: There's love for your family, your friends, your spouse, and your boyfriend/girlfriend.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: Nothing. I don't do things to impress someone.

97) The worst feeling in the world: Fear and agony

98) The best feeling in the world: Being appreciated and thankful for who you are

99) Who sent this to you?: I found it on someone's profile

100) 6 people you tag: None

Differences between real friends and fake friends:

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. /Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them, they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost

Real friends are forever. Don't EVER forget them!!!