Twenty Random facts About A Teenage Smexy Riceball.

1. As you can see, I am obsessed with the phrase "smexy riceballs."

2. Two is my enemy number.

3. I owned a girl cow named Betsy when I lived in the Philippines.

4. That number to the left? Yeah? It's such a stuuud.

5. I'm concious about my weight, so I tend to over exercise when my friends invite me to the beach.

6. Growing up, I never wanted to be a singer or someone famous. Being a housewife always dressed in sweats and has her hair in a crappy bun was my ultimate dream.

7. When I'm bored, I tend to stalk people I don't know on facebook.

8. I have eaten a dog. I puked buckets afterwards.

9. I felt bad I ate a dog.

10. I have doubts of me in the future.

11. I swear if you rub two balloons against each other in front of my face, I will smack you until your head blows up.

12. Asians always seem to find me. Even when I'm in the 'hood. (No racism offended.)

13. I'm hilarious.

14. I love old songs. Not this shit people make just to earn money these days.

15. I bow my head to those who have danced naked. They are my heroes.

16. I lied about 13.

17. I wore SHIT when I was younger...it's too bad I grew fat. (I wanted to still fit into them, damn it!)

18. I'm afraid to answer the phone when I'm home alone.

19. You piss me off.

20. Jk, I love you for reading it all the way to 20

SMEXY RICEBALLSS.(:

I am not you.

You are not me.

This reflection of my face in the mirror,

Is something I will not believe.

Because there can only be one me,

And there can only be one you.

No matter what any bastard says,

Remember to stay true.

If I had three wishes, I wouldn't wish for the star, the moon, or the riches in life. But rather, I would wish for 25 hours a day, 8 days a week, and 13 months a year to spend a longer time with you.