"You don't understand, Malfoy. I'm not making this up. My house is trying to kill me," Hermione walked towards him and looked at him dead in the eye. "Granger, if I were your house, I too would try to kill you." Hermione's house has gone bonkers, trying to kill her every chance it gets. She enlists the help of famous Curse Breaker, Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,326 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete