He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)

Long ago, in a distant Discord server, several authors were captured by a crazy idea: Weiss Schnee, inverted. This is their collection of madness. Variety of one shots and stories from multiple writers, featuring color-swap/OoC Weiss. Credit to WarrenDSherman for cover art!

How many people do you know that live with their best friend? How many of those people are of opposite genders? How many of those people refuse to enter a relationship with each other, despite all of their friends already calling them a couple? Well, that's the story of Weiss and Jaune's life. They had always been together, since even the very beginning. It was just meant to be.

In the darkness of the sea, the abyss slumbers, biding its time until the proper hour. Its enemies defeated, its existence forgotten, humanity would be unprepared for the coming storm. Yet in the fires of the Fourth Holy Grail War hope awakens, and stumbling onto a young Shirou Emiya, she makes her choice. And everything changes. "Admiral, aircraft carrier Kaga, awaiting orders."

Shirou only had the best intentions that night he chose to cast aside his ideals. Now trapped in a strange world where Gods, Angels & Devils run rampant, he's about to learn just what kind of road said intentions have built...provided he can finish his second year without accidentally kick-starting another Holy War.

A chance decision leads to an unlikely discovery. The mention of a rumor leads to an unbelievable mystery. And the connection to a long forgotten family leads to an unforgettable experience. Welcome to Inaba, Yu Narukami... or should I say Shirou Emiya? (Co-Authored by Nameless Flame Wielder up to Ch.21)

A young woman finds herself waking at the bottom of the ocean, with no memories of her identity or her past beyond a hazy dream. Her awakening and her journey that follows will prove to be far more than anything she bargained for however, as the fate of the entire world is placed on the line.

A sin of blood must be paid in blood. A mistake by the sword must be remedied by the sword. A broken child, cast aside. For her father who has forsaken her, for her mother who has cursed her into doom, for the people who loathed her, she'll prove them wrong. By her comrades' assistance, she'll walk a path no one can bear: a path of redemption. Multi!Crossover.

The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.

Kamijou Touma has been whisked away to an unfamiliar land, apart from Index, Misaka, and Othinus. He tries to get a grasp and live his life there, but his misfortune will never let his peace last for long. However, in living this world and getting to know more about it, he begins to learn more about the cruelty of illusionary life.

He had sacrificed his soul to ensure they would remain. Eradicating his own existence to save those he loved, Emiya Shirou vanished from his world, forever. But the death of such a Champion does not go unnoticed, especially when there's a Goddess in the Astral Planes who knows everything. On the edge of the Horizon...

Emiya has found his answer, but for how long will he be able to remember it as he is plunged into hell again? This is the story of a man who returns having failed to end himself only to find something unexpected along the way—-—Ok, who am I kidding with the serious summary: UBW is full of hot anime babes, but you already knew that from the title, bro.

Enforcer Contract #CIL201009-6: Investigation of possible interdimensional threat: Type-D. This request has been jointly commissioned by the Roman Catholic Church and the Mage's Association. Contract Signed, Rin Tohsaka, Enforcer Unit 09.

He had protected them, saved them. A Sword that ruthlessly cut down all who would dare harm them. But time passed, as well as those he was to protect. He thought that his time had finally come, but it seemed that Fate had other plans. With a girl whose heart was made of glass as a Master and a new War, the Sword recalls his Origin. 'To Protect...'

Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?

A teenage prodigy is thrust into a losing war against an unknown threat after his hometown is destroyed. He must choose his decisions wisely, for every choice has a consequence... Or he could just mess around, that's also an option.

Jaune was a hunter, hunting animals from a young age. Not Grimm, and never people. Not like the so-called 'real' Hunters he wanted nothing to do with. But when an absent sister asks him to help rescue a missing student, Jaune Arc and Lie Ren will both have to put aside their differences and learn what it means to be true Huntsmen if they're to survive the Grimmlands.

At first, Jaune didn't know what to think about the things happening with his sisters, but before long, he decided not to question it. Things that felt this good couldn't be wrong after all, and no one was getting hurt... right?/ Jaune x his OC sisters. Forbidden romance with all the things that comes with family; humor, drama, and hurt. Co-written with Salter.

What if Pyrrha's spear didn't hold Jaune long enough for her to get there? What if he'd been found by a certain crimsonette instead? And what if... her unlocking his Aura gave him a totally different Semblance altogether? ...Well, Jaune goes viral. [Semi-canon AU, and cuz I keep getting told to try it (and I kinda like it) ...also a Lancaster fic.]

Tragedy at the Vytal Tournament leads to discovery as Jaune Arc discovers his Semblance and its ability to go back in time to undo his mistakes. Unfortunately, it only activates upon death. And... Jaune doesn't exactly have the best of memories. Will this knight be able to save his kingdom, and discover the truth behind the name of Arc?

Jaune describes to Ren why he can't keep his eyes off Coco.

AU/Rewrite. In a city where science has made the impossible mundane, a young man meets a very strange girl, who speaks to him of things yet stranger. Meanwhile, four friends stumble into a conspiracy that threatens to overturn everything they thought they knew about their home.

In the battle ground of Cosmo Chaldea Academy, the battle for the Holy Breasts will commence. Specifically Shirou's manly breasts.

When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU

Shirou gets married. Oneshot

A sick Jaune gets taken care of by his beautiful girlfriend. White Knight. Shameless Smut.

Nora is asked to dog-sit Zwei. With Ren busy, Jaune is asked to baby-sit Nora while she dog-sits Zwei. What could possibly go wrong? Certainly not some supernatural, romantic, and completely bonkers adventure that pushes these two-and the dog- to their limits, right? (Third Genre: Adventure)

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

When a new piece enters the game, plans go awry and the board is forever changed. For the players, the outcome of the game had now become an uncertainty. A Wild Card had been drawn.

Sequel to the "The Wingman" Eleven years after Jaune gave Ruby that much needed advice and two years after an unexpected Heartbreak, our heroes return in a story of healing, self-discovery, and love, as they prepare for Ruby's big day. Jaune will make sure Ruby is ready for he is the best person for the job, the Best Man. However, this time it seems Ruby may be the one helping him.

The Arc Art of Attraction, a sacred art of seduction sought out and coveted by those searching for love. It's an art that one Jaune Arc finds himself passing down to a dear friend in need after an error reveals her own struggling love-life. This is a story of friendship, romance, family, and self-discovery. The story of the unsung hero, The Wingman. Not all heroes wear capes. ?/?

Jaune winds up receiving a bit of advice from Velvet, and the next day she discovers something that just seems... right. Now a series!

In 'Conversations With Mother', we saw a possible future for Ruby through the conversations she had at her mother's memorial. In 'Sisters Grow Up', Yang learned that Ruby and Jaune had gotten together. Now, let's learn about the future, from Jaune's point of view.

Pyrrha Nikos, the general of the Mistrali Army is now leading her army throughout the land, uniting the remaining villages and determined to bring peace. As they prepare to bring the final village under Mistrali land, they meet some unusual resistance from a strange Blonde man. How will their meeting go?

Falling their mutual demise at each other's hands, Kyoko and Sayaka wake up in a strange world. Now, with Kyoko's soul gem missing and Sayaka's humanity and personality only partially restored, they must band together to survive.

Near the conclusion of the events of Heaven's Feel, the attempted destruction of the Great Holy Grail causes an unforeseen outcome that has led Shirou, Rin, Sakura, Illya and the servant Rider to be transported to a different dimension. How will they fare in a world filled with Grimm, Dust and Hunters?

A one off, showing how the main series of AP x H started. Adult content, viewer discretion advised.

What if Shirou was distorted by the fire much more than in the original novel? What if he realised how similar he was to a blade and set out to find his purpose and wielder as one? This is a story of a man trying to become the best person he can, while struggling with having had his personality wiped and replaced by a blade-filled inner world at the age of five. COMPLETE.

Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake

Rated M for good reason. Neo has a fun little hobby that leaves men breathless and in a world of pleasure. When the pint sized psycho runs into a certain blonde boy he catches her fancy, and she decides to introduce him to her hobby... in the middle of class.

How could a simple mission lead to so much more? Natsu and the gang go on a mission to help a town and end up bringing back new members for FairyTail! Rated M for eventual lemons, adult language and situations. Those who dare, come read. No set updating schedule!

Shirou sacrificed himself to take Gilgamesh with him, dropping both of them into the Holy Grail. So he should be dead, right? Then why does he have so many questions? Questions such as why is he still alive? Why is the moon shattered? What is a faunus?

Despite coming from a family of heroes, Jaune Arc wasn't quite there yet. He dreamed of attending Beacon Academy and becoming a master Huntsman. But for now, he was just Jaune. And one of his sisters wanted him to go ice-skating with her. Jaune wasn't the best at it, but what could possibly go wrong? Well, when it involved him that was just about everything.

Dust was humanity's equalizer against the Grimm, a tool with limitless possibilities – especially when handled with care. Jaune was but a child when he started experimenting, but they say there's lessons to learned, even in failure. Jaune's not sure why his mixtures are considered failed reactions though. [ONE SHOT]

With the Abyssal Fleet seemingly vanquished the question becomes, how best to adapt the girls to civilian life? The answer chosen by Fleet Command is an adoption program, but both the girls who are to be "mothballed" in this way and their adopters just might find that winning the peace will be harder than winning the war. Thank you to Wolfsbane 706 for beta-reading/proofing.

On his last breath, Shirou destroyed the Greater Grail, along with Angra Mainyu. He had been expecting to die quietly, not to somehow become employed by Alaya. Though he had been human, he was a Heroic Spirit, and as Avenger of the Fourth Holy Grail War, he would do his best to win, and save those people who had shaped him from his birth in fire. The Avenger would save them.

Sawada Tsuna, by chance, meets a lonely Akemi Homura in the hospital. They become friends and Tsuna spends all his afternoons (and thoughts) with her. However, she is in the hospital for a reason, and her heart problems seems bent on pulling apart the hopeless love between them. How could Homura cheat fate and the faults of her human body–– just to stay a little longer with him?

USS Iowa, BB-61. The Big Stick. The Gray Ghost of the Korean War. Lead ship of her class of the last battleships to have laid down and served. But she wasn't always the loud, proud, and boisterous war ship that she currently is. Follows "Worth Her Will".

AU. Where ship girls aren't just summoned, but also born. Her brother speaks of how William D. Porter is more than her "bad luck".

The Capturing God prefers girls of the 2D world over real girls. What will he do when some girls of the 2D world came into reality in front of him?

Jaune tells Ren his side of the story of how a small accident with Ruby nearly led to an untimely death, and did lead to jumping out of perfectly good bullheads, shopping, and getting blown halfway across the harbor after being taken hostage by terrorists. And yet somehow he still doesn't realize the obvious. (One shot.)

What if it was Nora that found Jaune in the Emerald Forest? Join our lovable members Nora and Jaune of Team JNPR as they partner up and set sail on the silliest adventure at their time at Beacon Academy! Ch 34: "Those smiley spice things don't make people happy at all! It was all a lie Ren... A LIIIIEEE!"

Nagisa could've been the God of Death, but as he looks through the classroom the answer is clear.

There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)

Shirou was dying. It was a sad truth, but an immutable one. At least it was until Avalon intervened and gave him a chance to continue chasing his fate. Of course, Shirou accepted. Now he's saving people, but not quite in the way that he expected: by exterminating the creatures of Grimm from Remnant. It will take more than a few miracles to change his fate this time around. Semi-AU.

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Structural Analysis. In the wake of Kiritsugu Emiya's death, Taiga Fujimura is concerned about the destination that her ward - Shirou Emiya, is heading in life. Time for her to step in and gently guide the boy.

Lissa always wanted to learn how to fight using tomes, but she never thought using destructive magic would be so hard!

Summary: Due to a chance meeting with Kariya before the events of Fate/Zero, Shinji strives to follow in his uncle's footsteps and save Sakura from damnation of the Matou Clan. To do so, he must make many sacrifices and will endure pain like no other to compete in the next Holy Grail War, including becoming a Spellcaster—all for Sakura's sake. An AU Fate Stay Night story.

Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.

Join the JSDF? No problem. Travel to another world and fight dragons? Piece of cake! Defeat bandits and armies of invaders? Of course he would. Try to deal with the rules and bureaucracy of the government while trying to save people? Meh, he'd wing it. Hiatus

Gilgamesh takes Shirou down with him in the fight at Fuyuki River Bridge. Shirou's spirit is picked up not by Alaya or Gaia, but a forgotten god in a black tracksuit. One-shot.

Weiss has been having trouble sleeping, mostly due to stress. And one night, while sleeping in Jaune's arms, her body decides to take matters into its own hands. If she won't help herself by relieving stress in some way, it would make her. / Co-written by Maxaro.

You've always found Audrey's name odd, someone as rude and aggressive as her being named something as beautiful as Belrose didn't go together. You were sure, though, that there was someone beneath Audrey's angry persona that DID deserve the name Belrose, and you wanted to know more about her. Co-written with The Loneliest Of All.

The Neuroi have resurfaced after 35 years of peace amidst the dead silence of the Cold War. Slightly over a year later, a new unit is formed with a simple task in mind, but none of the witches attached to them know what's coming towards them. Sequel to the Chosen One series, HOWEVER, it reads well as a standalone story, please read the introduction for more info.

A Hero's luck is a fickle thing, some might even call it Fate. It can save you from a fire where hundreds die, but it can also give you a reason to keep being a hero. Even if that means traveling back in time to prevent that fire from happening in the first place. "Okay seriously. When am I?" Prologue revised!

Jaune Arc was the descendant of heroes who never had an honest chance to be a Hunter. Jaune was just a common criminal who never had a choice in the matter. Falls from grace are never elegant, and Jaune's is no different. A story told in shorts, with an emphasis on 'short.' Now complete.

When Barkhorn has an unexpected visitor she finally admits her true feelings to herself. Turns out if you're a Strike Witch getting alone time is a lot harder than getting the lady of your dreams. Yuri content. Yay! (Now M in preparation)

It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.

A new piece could change so many things, but the same applies for pieces that could be aligned better as well. The world of RWBY with small, but major changes that would change their world as we know it. An AU Crossover fic.

Following the events of Abyssal Diaries, a human Admiral successfully infiltrates the Abyssal ranks in an attempt to liberate the surviving Fleet Girl forces now held prisoner. These are her struggles to put her unlikely plan into action as the Admiral of an Abyssal support fleet, all while dealing with numerous quirky yet dangerous subordinates and an unexpected reunion.

After several years of traveling the world's battlefields, Enforcer Shirou Emiya finds himself in Shin Tokyo. Leave it to him to go on vacation and end up trapped in yet another battle royal between magical beings. Inspired by Gabriel Blessing's In Flight.

When the Einzberns summon a different Servant for the 5th War, Shirou Emiya winds up summoning the Red Saber from Fate/Extra. With this Servant by his side, Shirou's in for a Grail War unlike any other. Done as a response to The Infamous Man's challenge.

A scientist down on his luck is invited to work as a researcher for the Abyssal Fleet. These are the journals recording his struggles to protect both himself and some unexpected new friends amidst hostile Abyssals and Fleet Girls alike, dark secrets, and bizarre co-workers.

Nothing's ever simple when you're a Dresden, but it isn't necessarily all that hard. Maggie, Mouse and Twinkly Smart teach their friends how to deal with things that go bump in the night. In the same continuity as 'Dresden's Daughters'.

One minute, he's underground facing the most dangerous foe he's faced in years, the next, he's in the middle of a field. Strange, but he can work with it, only to get involved in another fight when he's already half-dead, gets killed but still won't die as some red-head decides he'd make a good servant. Too bad he's a bit more broken then she thinks.

/Chisame x Jack Rakan/ Sometimes it can't be helped; you just have to learn life lessons from a complete idiot.

Kyubey is not the only entity out there that can grant a second shot at life. What if someone else beat him to Mami? Everything turns upside down, that's what. 11-11-14: Rewrote ELSEWORLDS chapter. Next pending chapter: REIGN OF FIRE.

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

The night after that fateful fire, things didn't exactly happen as they should have. Shirou was more gravely wounded. Avalon didn't work as fast. Kiritsugu panicked, and brought him to the leading medical firm in the world: MBI. And then things happened.

Reincarnation is a funny thing, especially when its not what you're expecting it to end up being. Shirou Emiya learns this the hard way, and wackiness ensues. A Prisma Ilya Crossover, Enjoy and Review.

Kamijou Touma can't ever catch a break. [One Shot]

Nothing Serious To Be Found Here. It's the Lancer and Archer buddy-cop movie that was never made! Bask in the weird!

A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.

What if Eva gave up on the Thousand Master? She gets stuck with raising Negi, of course.

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

Rand and Aviendha find themselves naked in a strange land of snow, with only the warmth of each's body heat to keep the other warm... A oneshot fill-in of that missing scene in ch. 31 of FoH