Hi, my name is Sam.

I'm a dude.

I know, it's rare that you'll find a guy on FanFiction.

Anyways, so as my pen name says, I read too much yaoi.

So if u havent noticed by now, I'm gay. Maybe that explains why I'm on this site. lol

I hate fucking stereotypes and I will kill anyone who says i'm a chris-crocker wannabe. Suck my fuckin dick and eat my balls for tat shit.

I only review REALLY good stories. I don't JUST read yaoi, I do like those heteros of course. Damn, dont get all offended. But if I review your story, it means it's really amazing.

I love to read- not get my nails done and go shopping. No. fuck that. Reading is my hobby. And I hate Twilight... so i know what good lit is.

So... yeah. I probably wont post anything becasue I dont like to write. haha. Baiiiiiii!