Edward hires a date to take on vacation with his family to get his mother off of his back. He employees the help of Alice Brandon's Dating Service to help him get through. But what happens when they break the two most important rules: No touching and don't fall in love?

Carlisle moves to Forks and finds himself having feelings for one of his patients. She's young, vulnerable, and above all human.

Bella has an issue she needs help with, Carlisle is a Psychologist. When she visits his office hoping to get some help, she finds that he has the exact cure she was looking for but didn't know she'd find in his office. Carlisle/Bella One-Shot.

My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**

Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.

When Bella goes out for a night out on the town with her friends after losing her job she desperately tries to drown her sorrows in a bottle. When she finally gives up on drinking her problems away and decides to take a taxi home she finds herself sitting in the backseat staring into the most beautiful green eyes she has ever seen, only she's not in a taxi!

Last Chap Is Up! Bella discovers that Carlisle has stayed behind to protect her as Edward wished and finds comfort in a familiar face. When she discovers the family's reason for leaving, her world is changed. M: Death, Violence, Language & Lemons.

When Holmes falls ill after the conclusion of an exhausting case, Watson is forced to take care of him. Hidden feelings and longings rise to the surface and threaten to destroy the friendship of the two men... or just change it forever.

Bella is getting tired of Edward's gentle ways, she desires something a little rougher. Edward is happy to oblige. Bella's POV

A girl that actually didnt know her own feelings ...

When Edward, Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle go on a hunting trip, they find a 4 year old Bella. Edward and Bella become best friends. When Bella is 17, something happens, making Edward realize that he loves her. Bella loves him too, but how will they confess it? Is there even a chance left to confess or is it all too late?

This meeting has definitely not been adjourned.

A simple question leads to revelations, which change the relationship of Watson and Holmes forever. HolmesxWatson.

Formerly titled I Touched Myself ADOPTED. Bella was supposed to be alone for the weekend, but there's been a change of plans. The result of the plans leads to a confrontation, which will cause both Bella and Carlisle to make important decisions. The outcome of them will lead to a revelation that shocks not only them, but their family as well. Rated M for smut and lemons.

Bella has been changed into a vampire, just like she wanted. She has plans to get married to Edward and be with him forever. Her new vampire side has other ideas. Ideas that include Edward not being her true mate. Bella has to figure out if her pre-vampire love is enough to hold her and Edward together, or if her vampire side takes over. Awful summary, but I don't know what to say

Bella was born in Arizona, Renee had left Charlie, and her baby. The baby is known as "Baby Arizona" and placed in an adoption center. When the Cullen's adopt her she blocks everyone out. Will the Cullen's be able to show her they care. Rated T, Vamps.

Sherlock Holmes' incredible intellect is without limit. There is nothing he does not know about poisons, footprints, criminal behaviour. you name it. His one flaw is women; Holmes just doesn't understand them. Their desires, their bodies. nothing. So Watson must intervene when a wealthy lord engages the great detective to discover why he cannot consummate his marriage.

[One-shot] For a girl who was accident-prone all her life, Bella always said she hated hospitals. Yet, recently she has been spending so much time in them. Carlisle begins to understand why.

Edward has to go, has to move back home and leave the love of his life, Jasper. Home is the other side of the worlds, but both agree to say their goodbyes. I own nothing but plot

After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family? NC-17 for later chapters

Bella has finally givin up her V-card, and her mom makes her see a gynecologists for the first time. Everything's fine until Dr. Cullen the new gynecologists gives her a accidental orgasm. Updated. Bella never got the chance to make another appointment, and finds herself hundreds of miles away from her good doctor. But alls not lost when a new professor shows up. A/U OOC.

At the age of eight, Edward waits in line to visit Santa. The blond boy in front of him obviously believes, his excitement contagious, causing Edward to make a very special Christmas wish. How long must they wait for his wish to come true?

Bella can sing and Edward finds out. Home videos are involved. Soon, they find out that Bells has a secret. Rating changed to M for later chapters. The home videos are coming in Bella Can Sing AND HOME VIDEOS part two. This is part one, just a BTW

Have you ever wanted to be the fly on the wall? To be there when they meet; when they realize they are attracted to each other; when they confess about their emotions, and then do strange things and use strange objects? You have, I believe. I have for certain. M/M, Mature content. Characters: Edward / Jasper / The Fly

Bella is adopted by the Cullens when she is four days old. She grows an immediate attatchment to Edward and he raises her like a father. But when she turns seventeen something changes, and they fall in-love. But will it be too awkward?

Isabella Swan was addicted to sex. If she wasn't doing, she was watching videos about it. Never found a guy that pulled her out that cave. Why? Well, she just like to have orgasms, that sensation of getting there and everytime she had one, she wanted another, and another, and another... Never had more than two orgasms because every guy she was with didn't get to do what she wanted.

As my first fan fiction I wanted to write a seduction scene which would come right after the part in the series where Bella wants to make love to Edward before she is turned and he says "No"

An alternate version of Bella's 18th Birthday Party: Feeling guilty, Bella confronts Jasper after he tries to attack her.

When sexual frustration comes to the point of insanity, you never know what you're gonna say. Bella blurts out her feelings. Rated T for swearing. No smut because this was written in five minutes.

Bella was adopted by Carmen and Eleazar when she was three years old. What will happen when the Cullens come to visit?

A return channel crossing from Calais, with romantic revelations. "Six months, nine months, I cannot recall, before the either of us said anything about it, I could not help just what I did. At night, I thought of you."

Bella Swan was great at her job, always exceeding her boss's expectations. That was until she started to work as Mr. Edward Cullen's secretary. How is a girl supposed to concentrate with such beauty in the room? Teen/Mature? BPOV

The perfume emanating from her made me stutter, crazy with want. Not want to drain her dry - I wanted her alive, heart pumping, squirming in pleasure. I had long ago mastered restraint, but it was slipping. I had never faltered, not ever. Until her.

The whole Cullen Family get together to play a friendly (ish) game of truth and dare. includes Esme and Carlisle, and is set Post Breaking Dawn. Hope you enjoy! Rated M just in case.

When he left I was broken. But guess who picked up the pieces and now holds my heart. Dr. Carlisle Cullen

Alice and Jasper are friends. She asks him a favor; to help socialize her nerdy brother, Edward. DRABBLE

Carlisle is struggling, two years after losing the love of his life. His best friend sends him on a tropical vacation with strict instructions to cut loose, but Carlisle can't seem to let himself relax. Enter Edward, a fun-loving college student who has an appreciation for sexy older men...

Edward hates everything Christmas vehemently. Actually, he hates every holiday, but this one is especially hard to avoid. It doesn't really help that Christmas decorations and complete strangers invaded his December hideout this year. This might just prove to be the worst Christmas ever, or will it? Winning story for the SWW Christmas In My Hometown Contest!

Isabella Cullen was born in the 1600s to Carlisle and Katherine Cullen. Isabella is snatched and Carlisle is changed; so what happens when Isabella meets the Cullens at Forks High school... 300 years later! NOT Bella/Carlisle! Canon couples.LimesNoLemon.

Edward notices that all of his teammates on the swim team are starting to go through puberty. So when is it finally going to be his turn? Entry for SBS 4.0 and JUDGES VOTE 2ND PLACE!

Edward and Jasper have been playing football for as long as they can remember. What happens when they are paired up as roommates for the NFL Scouting Combine? Will they be able to keep their eyes on the ball or will they give in to the feelings coursing between them? **Entry for the Slash/Backslash 4.0 contest.

After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH

When two children meet, they each find the best friend they've been missing. Years later, one family tries to destroy their dreams for the future, but dreams and friendships are powerful, refusing to simply fade away with the summer sun... Jasper/Edward

Cullens decide to do the lottery? Result: very funny outcome! Read and review please. One shot.

Edward/Jasper Jasper is a misunderstood freak at his school, Edward is the Jock with a secret. JPOV

Bella is a lonely, inexperienced girl who calls an Escort service wanting to know what it's like to have a boyfriend. Edward Cullen is the Escort. all human

Jasper answers the phone. I'm naked. I'm as hard as a rock. I have blue balls. Fuck me…

Edward is my friend. My best friend as I am his. Only I know something that he does not. Something very important. That he belongs with me, not her. So I wait for him to wake up and realize that what's he's been looking for has been right here, waiting for him. Written for harrytifan's birthday!

The one thing that Jasper hates the most in the world is his stepbrother Edward. But every weekend he spends with him makes him feel differently. What if he was wrong all along? What if he mistook hatred for desire? What will happen with this new feeling?

Shy and slightly geeky, Jasper feels he'll never be cool or ever considered extraordinary. Little does he know that a new friend thinks he's the greatest person in the world. WINNER of DARLINS' PICK in The Many Faces of Jasper contest.

A senior week camping trip with Edward and the gang has an overly-protective Jasper realizing some surprising things about himself. But should Jasper come clean and let his long time best friend in on his little secret?

Emmett's best friend is gay and is crushing hardcore on his brother. The problem is, Emmett doesn't know if his brother is gay or not. And Emmett will do almost anything to find out. AU/AH/EJ/EmPOV Rating changed to M for the last chapter.

***WINNER BEST FLUFF IN THE SUNFLOWER AWARDS*** Jasper leaves Texas for his senior year in high school abroad as a foreign exchange student. Will he find what Texas doesn't have to offer in England?

A short story about love and acceptance, and the journey in between. "It was like I could read his mind and he could sense my mood. We just got each other. We were best friends… until THAT happened."... AH/AU, SLASH, EDWARD & JASPER

"I was so psyched to have a kid my age to talk to about feeling different and worrying about school and guys and..." Jasper and Edward are best friends, but what happens when they finally get some time alone? M for curious HS boys and sticky hands.

In an act to keep Bella, the family send Carlisle to fulfill Bella's needs. But what happens when it becomes more than any of them could imagine? What happens when Bella runs to protect the family from heartache? And what if an old enemy was on the prowl?

Edward and Jasper are best friends. But does Edward even know who Jasper really is? Could a secret destroy their friendship? Will one night, a lot of beer, and a long-overdue confession keep our boys from going for it? M for lemon slash.

Misplacing the Christmas gifts leads to some unexpected events. Written as a Christmas gift. Sweet and sappy. Edward/Jasper slash. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.

All Edward wants for Christmas is a kiss from Jasper. When he finds him under the mistletoe at the office holiday party, will his wish come true?

The boys are stranded together in Chicago for Christmas when their flights home are cancelled due to snow. Contains pining, accidental snuggling, pancake batter and syrup mishaps, adult content and excessive fluff. AH.

Jasper and Edward have been friends forever, joined at the hip. Find one, you've found the other. That changes when Edward proposes to Bella and Jasper leaves town, upset that Edward can't see what he sees. SLASH. J/E. Drabble-ish.

It starts with a dare on the bus but Edward's reaction to Jasper shocks him and results in a journey of self-discovery. AH, high school fic. Explicit adult content - lots of it.

I've watched him from afar, his shy, quiet demeanor and kind heart drawing me in. In a perfect world, I would be with him, out and proud, but I had a reputation to uphold. Could he ever feel for me what I feel for him?

From the Twikinkfest. Prompt: Edward and Jasper want to help Carlisle overcome his shame for his homosexual urges. They behave in increasingly filthy ways when they know he's near, until Carlisle can't help it and touches himself while watching. Vampslash.

Bella runs into her high school crush at the bar after a bad day at work and decides to play a game. If she can avoid falling for him, she'll leave him wanting more. But she may find that losing is the best thing that ever happened to her.

When Bella gets hurt by having too much fun, Edward puts her on ultimate lockdown mode. The Cullens take turns bellasitting her! Extremely funny and worth reading. PLEASE REVIEW Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, it belongs to Stephanie Meyers.

Jasper is Edward's booty call when he can't find a vagina good enough, and Jasper is always in. The strange ways of college is once again here to amaze us. A tale of unspoken feelings, sex and friendship, what can go wrong? Rated M for a reason

Sometimes opportunities present themselves & you have to make the most of them. What starts as an innocent camping trip among friends turns into so much more. E/J slash. M for lemons. *2nd place winner for Judges & voters choice in the DYAC contest*

Jasper is new to Forks, and a certain Cullen is there to show him the ropes. Slash. JasperxEdward Picture #36

Entry for Slash Backslash 3.0 contest. Edward is a 90 year old virgin whose human girlfriend wants him to make love to her. He is overcome with performance anxiety - can Jasper help ease his fears? Edward/Jasper VampSlash.

Slash Backslash 3.0 entry: "I could finally admit to myself that I was attracted to him. That I was more than attracted to him. But he was my stepbrother..." Edward/Jasper

Edward is amped about starting his senior year in college. When he's paired with shy, quiet and reclusive Jasper for a school project, his views on humanity, survival and true beauty are forever changed.

Teenage cowboy Jasper gets more than he bargained for when he works the kissing booth at his sister's carnival. Edward shows up and makes him question his heterosexuality. Fluff ensues. E/J AU AH

Jasper Whitlock is the Kirk to Edward Cullen's Spock—they're best friends and hardcore Trekkers. Will some smuggled Romulan Ale give Edward the liquid courage he needs to let Jasper know exactly how he feels? *Winner of the Hardcore Nerdward Contest*

A scientist with a little crush. A porn star looking for more. Whatever could these two have in common? Slash EdwardxJasper A little birthday fic for beans827

Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.

Jasper gets in touch with himself... and then with his roommate. Entry for the Spanking the Monkey Contest. AH/OOC/SLASH

Bella has a crush on the new dr. He finally asks her out making her realize she has no experience with men or the bedroom. A certain dr offers his services.She has 7 days to learn. They engage in a world of sexual experimentation. ExB,some Darkward. Smut.

It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.

In which: Jasper realizes he has a crush on his best friend, Edward realizes Jasper likes him and Jasper doesn't know his feelings are returned. Oh and also, Edward is quite the tease. Slash. E/J AH AU

Written for the Pimp my Bunnies Contest. Jasper uses his gift to get revenge on Edward by torturing him in public, sexually of course... Contains explicit adult content and slash. AU, Vampslash

Carlisle Cullen wakes up with a man in his bed. Winner in the Carlward contest. Very "adult." A/H. Slash.

Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!

Jasper's computer needs help from an expert. Enter Geekward. A little slashy o/s written for Yogagal's birthday.

Edward leaves bella hot and horny, but instead of crying about it she looks for something to do. turns out relief is right around the corner.

"As I watch him do the breast stroke through the choppy morning waters, I almost want to be in his place. What would it be like to be so alone?" AH/AU Ed, Jas and pot cookies. Written for the High Times Contest. Won 3rd Place Public Vote!

Quiet Jasper Whitlock is just trying to survive his senior year at Forks High, but that might be tough when he's constantly feeling the orbital pull from HIM. J/E SLASH. AH

'Edward Cullen cocky. He purposely teases me, the only gay person he probably ever met. Why? Because he can, that's why.' AH/AU, slash, was a one shot that I continued, because I'm insane.

What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?

Jasper is an a-hole. Edward wants to do him. A series of drabbles for mw138.

'All I can see of him is longish, dirty blond colored hair tied back in a ponytail…' And Edward isn't even mildly interested in the new guy – that is, until he actually sees the guy's face… J/E SLASH. AH.

When a prank goes awry, Jasper gets trapped in a closet with Edward, the best friend he has been secretly crushing on. AH/OOC Slash

English class. Edward as Bella's teacher. You get the idea. Read it and review. It's sexy. One shot. AH. Characters are Stephanie Meyers.

He threw a snowball at my head... and we ended up in bed... A quick, FLUFFY - yep, you read right - one-shot written for the lovely Fardareismai's birthday! Link to her birthday blog is up on my profile page. Jasper/Edward SLASH.

Edward let's his best friend, Jasper, talk him into hunting for mistletoe in the woods. What they find is much more than they bargained for. Anything can happen, under the mistletoe.

Sex was a permanent fixture in his mind. Well, could you blame the guy? He had a roommate who was the sexiest guy he had ever seen. WARNING SLASH!AU,AH,ExJ A smutty o/s inspired by Savannah-Vee. If you don't like boy love,hot sex or dorm rooms DON'T READ!

Edward is a freshman in college who is crushing on his super hot roommate Jasper. To sate his needs, Edward writes HP/DM fanfiction. What happens when Jasper falls upon Edward's story? Warning: Also contains H/D slash! - Could be considered crossover.

Jasper accidentally walks in on Edward in a compromising position that will forever change their future. What happens next probably isn't hard to guess, but if you think that's all there is to this story, think again. Slash J/E

Bella is nervous about her first time with Edward, so Carlisle helps her to relax. LEMONS! Bella/Carlisle. One-shot, no sequel.

Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.

Jasper and Edward have been friends forever. Jasper has had a crush on Edward for the longest time, there is only one problem, Edward's straight and unaware of Jasper's sexual preference. *ALL HUMAN*

Edward's optimistic sister tries her best to help him find love again, but can he trust another when his heart's been broken in the past? Slash m/m

AH Slash m/m E&J: When your life is an empty place, will starting over new fill the void? What do you do when what was foreign to you becomes the thing you need the most? Do you take a chance at true happiness or let it slip away? - NOW COMPLETE

Jasper prefers living the life of a gypsy, traveling from town to town, nothing and no one to tie him down. Until he visits Seattle… and finds a reason to stay.

Bella seduces Edward, who then agrees to pursue their relationship with a night of pleasure. Rated M for some dirty language and naughty actions. Post Eclipse. Bella/Human, Edward/Vampire

Finalist in the Slash/Backslash 2 Contest! It's easy to say that Jasper & Edward hate each other because it's an absolute truth. Despite their mutual disdain, they agree to combine forces for one purpose: to break up their best friends. Will they succeed?

Won 3rd Place in the Plot Bunny Contest! Ed, Jas, Seth, and Emmett are in a band that has been touring for months. But Ed and Jasper have been fighting for most of that time. One day, they get left behind and are forced to deal with their frustration.

Why did he have to be the only OB-GYN in Forks? Of all the luck... Bella/Carlisle. Rated M for a reason. A citrusy reason.

"No, it's not that. I just…I'm nervous," Edward replied, licking his lips.

Jasper and Edward play for the same team, in more ways than one. It'll just take Jasper a little time and a lot of persuasion to see what he really wants. Collab w/ lovecomeslast for the TFLN contest. J/E lemons MA. You've been warned!

Making Fun of Bella's clumsiness is fun. Join me in this fic of the many ways Bella can hurt herself! Funny, heartfelt and sometimes romantic. Come on, You know you wanna read it! *COMPLETE*

Bella has a small conversation with Carlisle when she's alone with him and Esme while the others are out. She learns more about his British history and has a mini French lesson from her loving vampire father. Carlisle/Bella father/daughter relationship

Bella's dealing with some personal issues. Too embarrassed to tell anyone, she decides to go to see the doctor alone. However the doctor that walks in, is not who she expected. Bella/Carlisle. WARNING: Medical Kink. This DOES contain sexual content/smut!

Bella's dealing with some personal issues. Too embarrassed to tell anyone, she decides to go to see the doctor alone. However the doctor that walks in, is not who she expected. Bella/Carlisle. WARNING: Medical Kink. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!

Edward tries to get Bella to eat a certain vegetable... does he succeed? *Complete*

Edward is the new kid in a small town and is used to being an outcast. What happens when the popular, cocky blonde takes an intrest in him?... E&J slash. Don't like, don't read.

As hard as Bella tries her lab professor, Dr. Cullen, always seems to distract her. When he makes an unorthodox assignment she does her best to keep her composure but he seems to be enjoying her discomfort a little too much. Bella/Carlisle.

Edward’s whole perspective changes after an impulsive kiss of his best friend. He’s not gay. So why does he keep picturing his best friend in compromising situations? JxE Slash AH

Bella is Carlisle's daughter from his human life. She also has connections to all of the Cullens from their human lives. AU, Cannon Couples *Mature themes- please adult readers only*

As Jasper prepares to watch the love of his life marry someone else, he prays for the strength to be the dutiful best friend as his heart shatters repeatedly. My entry into the SLASH/BACKSLASH contest. CONTAINS MALE SLASH? DON'T LIKE IT...DON'T READ IT!

4-year-old Bella loses her parents in a nasty attack and is rescued by the Cullens. Will they adopt her and help her or will they send her away? Read to find out! *Complete!*

Entry for the Slash/Backslash Contest. All in all, I’d say I got off pretty good as far as the roommate situation was concerned. Of course, it took me a while to realize just how well matched we actually were. AH/ExJ. SLASH. Rated M.

When Jasper accidentally leaves behind a piece of clothing one day, Edward suddenly finds that he is unable to keep his hands to himself. Rated M for citrusy stuff. Judges' Pick for Best Wank in the Slash Backslash Contest.

Inspired by the song "It Must Be Love." Jasper has loved his best friend Edward for years. Will he risk everything, including their friendship to tell him how he feels? Orginally written for the NaughtyHeels 80s Music One Shot Contest

For Vixen1836, happy birthday! A teensy tiny bit of a crack fic. AU, rated M for all the right reasons.

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

Bella: "It occurred to me that there was another way for you to taste my blood, without dying, and without needles. And I think I might like it too..." Rated M, adult readers only. Period stuff ends after chapter 4 and it gets even better!

What could've should've happened after the last scene of QAF had been shot. Gale&Randy RPS. Smut.

Jasper has a pair of Black Cowboy boots he never wears, but Edward has his own fantasies about Jasper and those boots. So what happens when he finally wears them? All Human

The Cullen Family Members are having a game night each week. Every family member will pick a game for all the family to play. What game do you think each member will pick? HMMMM...

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Emmett has teased Edward and Bella about their quiet sex life and framkly they have had enough. What do they young couple do to get Emmett to cringe and run screaming for the hills? Bella is a vampire...Nessie does not exist.

One-Shot. Edward takes care of buisness after chapter 20 of Eclipse. Rated M for Fapward. Canon, In Character because canonward totally masturbates like a fiend, don't deny it.

It's the 400th birthday of Carlisle Cullen! The Cullens plan a surprise party to show how much they appreciate their vampire father. Between Alice and the excitement of it all, will Carlisle have the best birthday ever? Of course! Humor and fun included.

This is a one shot written as a birthday present for mspacman1. It star's her fave couple Edward and Jasper. Lemon!

Edward and Bella are having difficulties with their sexual frustrations. They come to an agreement that they both can live with until Bella is safely changed. When Bella has questions about her vampiric sexual experience, will her doctor be able to help?

Bella got in a fight with Charlie again. Enraged, she goes to see Carlisle and relax. When she confesses her love for Carlisle, can the doctor resist the temptation? R&R please! LEMON! Carlisle X Bella. --- Don't like it? Don't read it.

The entire Cullen crew go to Isle Esme to get away. What happens when Emmett's teasing goes too far? Not exactly a threesome,...but Emmett get's a little peap show. Lemons! Edward & Bella...with a little taste of Emmett. Enjoy!

Teenagers think they know everything, but what Edward doesn't know *can* hurt Bella, so Jasper sits him down anyway, and good thing, too. One shot.

Stories about how each of the Cullens babysit Bella while Edward hunts. Please R&R!

An average human commodity of a doctor's visit turns into a bit more for Edward. Edward and Carlisle, Slash, M for graphic lemon and language.

A fanfiction based upon a dream I had. Bella/Carlisle better summary inside. Rated M for some smut but not much.

He did not think he could control his thirst. She was intimidated by him. But when Jasper helps Bella to study for her history test, he realizes that she means more to him than he ever thought she would. She wasn't just a human; she was family.

Bella swan is the last Swan witch still living. She lives in a foster home. Her parents died when she was younger to a fire. What happens when people start getting suspicous about the Cullens and they decided to adopt and add to the family.DONT OWN CHARAC

Edward takes Bella's joke the wrong way and when Bella tries to prove she's right a new opportunity presents itself. Taking place somewhere between New Moon and Eclipse. Rated M.

Bella seeks out Carlisle for assistance with a disagreement that she and Edward are having. A very lemony first fan fic attempt. Reviews and feedback are much appreciated.

After a humiliating attempt at seducing Edward, Bella occupies herself by taking a bath. Little does she know, that Edward's mind is made up - and he wants to make love with Bella. What could this innocent bubble bath lead to? ExB Cute Smut.

AU.When he was changed, Carlisle left behind a little girl. Bella shows up 300 years later and ends up finding a little more than a happy reunion with her father when she meets Edward. Can he deal with someone wanting his baby girl? ExB please read!

Some point before Edward and Bella get it on, Edward asks Carlisle, Emmett, and Jasper about their 'personal experiences' with the D. Go through the humiliation of Edward's first sex talk, and the many unfortunate ones after...

While babysitting Bella when the rest of the family is on a hunting trip, Emmett gets an idea to strip-poker. When one thing leads to another, what could happen? EmXB smut.

Jasper messes with Carlisle's emotions! Its a one-shot but its really funny so read it!

My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.

Jasper and Bella are home alone. Jasper/Bella. Rating for sexual content. Co-authored with eskaybeki. This was an IM RP that we decided to make into a fic, so it might be slightly OOC. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!

Bella’s never kissed anyone before. Embarrassed, she goes to Carlisle for help before attempting to kiss Edward. Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Slightly AU for Twilight, see A/N inside for more details. Written for my Twilight20 prompt: Laughter.

The night after Bella throws herself onto Edward, he can't stop thinking about her. After hours of debating with himself, he procedes to do something that would be frowned upon from his time era. ExE Lemony goodness.

Bella's off once more to visit Jacob, and Edward can't stand it. Luckily, Jasper's there to help him out. ExJ Lemon

Late at night, while Bella dreams, Edward watches her. What will come of this night? ExB

It's another period day, and the Cullen women decide to talk about it in front of Bella, and in front of the guys. Poor Bella! Rated T for content.UPDATE! for those who are waiting for the masturbation story, just wait another week plz :

just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!