![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Hello :D Welcome to our Profile :D we are to sisters on this account xD our names is Lotte & Katrine, Lotte's other account messed up --' that’s why we're two on this :D Little about us: We're twin sisters. yep thats about it :D Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live" Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting next to you in your cell going "That was fun! Should do that again!" Good friends dont let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid thing ALONE Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts "I’M HOME" Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’ Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’ Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’ Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. I'm not clumsy, the floor's just hates me! It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Roses are red, Best friends through thick and thin! I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it. I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit" Man: Where have you been all my life? (0) (0) (='.'=) This is Bunny (")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination! Girl: Do i ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. I love this: Calling me Fake, won't make you Real. Twilight Oath I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Every time there's a huge boom I promise to remember Rosalie Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember Edward when I feel somone reading my mind And I promise to remember Bella whenever I stumble and hits the floor And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know |
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