Good Morning!
Name: Caitlin
Schooling: High School
College: Not yet

Reviwes are much appreciated. They let me know how I am as an author and what I can improve on.

*BULLETIN* I think I'll be writing a new Ouran fic. It will be Hikaru/Kaoru of course. I have decided that I want to do one story with vampires and I was trying to think of a yaoi couple and my mind landed on them because I love writing for them. If you don't like gay boys DO NOT READ!

*BULLETIN* I am going to expand on My Death Note fic How Light Saved Christmas. I am going to keep it as-is but I am going to start another series of Holiday themed one-shots, and that will be the Christmas one.

So, if you guys want to read some of my original fiction, check me out on the sister site www.fictionpress.com. I have the same screen name so just type that in. I shouldn't be that hard to find! :-)

About Me!!!

I am quite proud of my insanity. I'm kind of hard to get along with at first, but once you get to know me you'll love me forever. Maybe. :) I don't care what people say about me, because I know I'm my own person. Not a day goes by where I'm not figuring out a way to make myself look like an idiot. I love writing, even though I don't consider myself all that good of it. Nonetheless, I plan to be an author. I bounce from one obsession to the next. I'm a cat, but I'm loyal like a puppy. I'd die for any of my friends, but only some of them would die for me.

I don't know when, but I will eventually publish stories. I can't guarantee that they'll be good, I can't even guarantee that they'll be worth reading. But should anyone find a story that they like, I'll promise you this: I may take an innapropriate amount of time to update, but God as my witness I will not leave a stoy hanging. I will always finish the story.

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Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today... Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son... Then copy and paste this into your profile If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says.. "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. -- Damn straight.

If you are a female and would like to ask Tamaki for a tampon then copy and paste this into you profile.

If you feel obliged to raise your hand when talking to Kyouya Ootori, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would like to ask Hikaru and Kaoru for a puking pastille then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and just buy his own damn box of cereal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

Abortion:

I am six weeks old today, a special treat for me.

I have a pair of big blue eyes, so one day I shall see.

Where are we going, Mummy? All the rain is puring down.

As it hits the sidewalk it makes a funny sound.

Bang bang go the doors, all the men dressed in green.

If they try to hurt you, Mummy, run away and scream.

Help me, Mummy, help me, they are pulling me apart!

First of all my body, last of all my heart.

I love you mummy, belive me, yes I do.

But most of all, Mummy, I thought you loved me too.

Say no to abortion!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Everyday at school, Katie was teased about still being a virgin. No matter what she said or tried to do, it was the same thing: Laughter, and "Oh, Katie! You're such an immiture baby! You haven't had sex yet. We all have! God, such a baby!"

One day, Katie finally had enough. When a group of popular girls started teasing her again, she calmly turned to them and said: "Anyday I can be like you. I can have sex, and then be just like you. But, NONE of you, can ever be like me again. You've already given yourselves away, but I haven't. I'm OK to wait for my husband, thank-you-very-much."

Those girls never bothered her again.

Re-post this if you're a virgin and would say the same thing Katie did when faced in this situation

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"99.9 of the teenage girl population would absolutely die if Edward Cullen disappeared. If you are the 0.1 laughing merrily while stabbing him with a silver stake, post this on your profile"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Remeber I DID NOT write this, it is from someone else, but please, pick the right choice

i did not right this:

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.

True Poem Bout Actual Child Abuse

Her father was a drunk

Her mother was an addict

Her parents kept her

locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be in such a terrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And she softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking, "God, why?

Why is my life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little girl

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mother came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mother suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest

"You deserve to die you worthless pest!"

The mother walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed for her bear

And started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened the door

To find the sad little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms.

If you disapprove of child abuse, put this on your profile

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things

Favorite Animes/Mangas

(In no order)
Ouran High School Host Club
Shugo Chara
Death Note
Vampire Knight
Soul Eater
Full Metal Alchemest
Bleach
Hetalia
Tokyo Babylon
Black Butler
Hellsing

Fandoms:

Doctor Who
Supernatural
Sherlock
Harry Potter