oh my gosh i havent updated this in ages. in case ur interested ive relocated 2 Ao3 where fanfic is more... mature.

OK...

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu " as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile , she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Just a girl planning for the zombie rising

They hurt her

"About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.This story gave me the creeps. Big time. So if you want to live, copy and paste this in. Your. Profile. Now.

That was from the profile of XWolf26... It's weird but I'm not taking any chances.

So now I've got that nasty business out of the way, here's my profile:

My name is Eris (strife in Greek), the name of the goddess of strife and discord, as opposed to Harmonia, goddess of harmony and concord. You can also call me Discordia, the Latin of my name; I know charmspeak and my friends are Kohaku and Hoshi (as well as many others). Even as a young goddess I enjoy gaming, naturally; so I write pretty much Undertale fanfiction and don't blame me for this crappy, cheesy profile. I'm only 11. oh, and I live on Mount Olympus. Hahaha... Heh.