![]() Author has written 1 story for Walking Dead. THE PROFILE OF ME, MYSELF, AND I: I am just your average 13 year old. I am just slightly over obsessed with FanFiction. I love Harry Potter, and everything by J.R.R. Tolkien and Rick Riordan. I like watching The Walking Dead, Once Upon a Time, and Criminal Minds. My favorite actors are Johnny Depp and Alan Rickman. Oh, and don't you think Daryl Dixon is totally CUTE?!?! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black," "But you sir..." "When you're born, your pink," "When you grow up, you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun, you turn red," "When you're cold, you turn blue," "And when you die, you turn purple," "And yet you have the nerve to call me a colored." The black man then sat and the white man walked away... Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST. |
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