Hi there people! Here is Amaya-CheshireNeko! Welcome to my profile!

I'm here on fanfiction.net for a fair amount of time, but just now (with Digital Savior's help) was that I finally started writing my first fanfic! Although I've been writing stories out of here, I'm still a rookie with fanfics so don't be too demanding with me! I'll get better with time, don't worry!

And now that I finally started writing it seems that the barrier that was in my mind that kept me from finding good ideas for stories (XD) is gone! I'm full of different ideas that are likely to appear here soon! But for now I'll devote myself to my story The Power of the Crests, so don't expect anything new for a while. Unless I write a one-shot or really can't contain myself and end up writing a different story... but I'll do my best to not do this! I don't want to keep you waiting for a new chapter when I won't post it soon, right?

Well, I think that's all I wanted to say. Whenever I find anything else to tell you I'll update my profile! In the meantime, enjoy reading the rest of my profile (if there's anyone that does this... o.o) and reading my fic ;P

Anything you want, send me a PM! I'll answer you as soon as possible!

Current Stories

Digimon:

The Power of the Crests

Summary: From Kari's nightmare things began to happen. Only after feeling the consequences is that the Digidestined realize the seriousness of the situation. Now they need to act fast and understand their connection with their Crests before they're used against them.

Genres: Adventure&Hurt/Comfort (and now it's starting to have more of romance)

Main Characters: Hikari Y./Kari K. & Takeru T./TK

Status: In-Progress. [HIATUS! I'm so sorry, I should have posted this here a looong time ago, but as I didn't I'm really sorry. I already started the eighth chapter, and although being four-fifths complete I can't seem to finish it anytime soon. With that in mind I decided to finally give in and admit that I should put it on hiatus officially if I'm not gonna update it. Now, I'll finish writing it when I can and when I feel like writing it (it sucks to have to write when you're not feeling inspired or are in a bad day - and these seem to happen a lot...). But I promise I'll give my best and won't give up on it!]

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They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the hell you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste things, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you love chocolate, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy and paste this onto your profile!!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile.

If you have no problem with OCs and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you love OCs, no matter what they are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been on YouTube for more than 5 hours copy and paste this on your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of u copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want a fourth season of Xiaolin Showdown then put this in your profile.

If you're a fan of RAIKIM, put this in your profile!

if you hate JackKim, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

93 percent of teens imitate what they see famous people do, if you're one of the seven percent who doesn't give a crap, post this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway/wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (ok it totally just appeared out of nowhere...)

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate school, but don't want to miss a day of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think digimon is, was, and always will be the coolioist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Takato Matsuki (digimon if you didn't know) is somewhat kinda semi cool or cute (and maybe a little odd), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one freaky Digimon lover, copy and paste into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If the first thing that enters your mind when i say fudge is fudge then copy and paste this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. (especially my shower... )

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Well, I guess I'm a best friend. Are you?

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Something every person looks for in another person:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

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This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

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Ouran Highschool Host Club

Fave Pairings:

Hikaru/Haruhi, Tamaki/Haruhi

Least Fave:

Mori/Honey, Hikaru/Kaoru (for me they are only brothers, nothing more. I'm not a fan of incest or yaoi. Nothing against, but I'm just not a fan of it. But of course there may be some small exceptions and I won't stop reading a good story only because it has a couple, like those that I don't like, in it)

Favorite Characters:

The twins! *-*

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
You’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
X Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 1

Kyoya Cool Type:

X You wear glasses
X You are known for being "evil" (just sometimes... *smiles innocently at you*)
Your favourite foods are anything spicy
You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
X You hate waking up in the morning.
You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Total: 3

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends. (not THE shortest one, one of my friends if a bit shorter than me...)
X You love cakes and sweets.
X You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
X You are/have taken a martial arts class
You are close to your cousins.
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
X Your favourite subject is math (I like others too...)

Total: 4

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends
You only talk when you need to
X You're protective of people you care for.
You favorite food is Japanese food
X When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
X You're not much of a leader but more of a follower (usually, yeah...)

Total: 3

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling have a strong bond
You're a very cynical person.
You like to mess with your sibling
You're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
You like Italian food
X You get jealous easily
X You don't make friends easily

Total: 2 (Just two? D: )

Kaoru Devil Type:

X You like to play games
Favorite subject, English
X You enjoy cosplay
You're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
X You're very forgiving
X You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
You like playing tricks on people

Total: 4 (=D)

Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance
You're tight with money
X You get along with guys well
You're blunt about everything
You're an excellent cook.
You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
X People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 2

And I got 4 in both Hunny and Kaoru :P So I'm kind of like both of them! For me that's good! :D

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

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／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

This is Kitty.

SUPPORT THE KITTY!

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FUN WAY TO KILL TIME

Pick a book. Go to page 56, line 3, word 6. What does it say? Listen

What can you hear right now? My mother's shower and a music

Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Orphan

Type your name with your elbow: ama\ya\-cheshufrden eko

What happened the last time you were typing on this computer? I was writing something on the Word

Stand up. Spin around 3 times. What do you see? The door of my room

Find the third letter of all your answers. What do they spell? smpaae

Mentally ill test:

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

X You have ran into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

X You have run into a tree/bush.

You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 4

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

X You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL : 3

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

You type with three fingers or less.

X You have accidentally caught something on fire.

X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

X You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 3

X You have fallen asleep in class.

X Sometimes you just stop thinking.

X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

People often shake their heads and walk away from you

You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 3

X You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug accidentally

X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (haha yes. My mom started to laugh at me when she saw how I was. XD)

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (my glasses. I felt sooo stupid when my firends began to laugh at me, but now I think it was really funny)

TOTAL: 4

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

X You break a lot of things.

X You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

X The word "um" is used frequently.

You don't know what "um" means. (XD haha, it's not a word in english but it is in another language! :P)

X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6

GRAND TOTAL: 23

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4. and re-post as: I am 92 Mentally ill.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

"...in the classic posture of the dog looking at the floor."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

The window

3. what was the last thing on T.V?

Halloween 2

4. Without looking, guess what time it is

10:05 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:04 PM (O.O)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The sound of the night (nights have sounds? :P)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today, when I went and came back from school

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The TV

9. What are you wearing?

Short jeans, pink blouse and black coat

10. Did you dream last night?

Hm... Probably, but NOW it's kind of difficult to remember...

11:When did you last laugh?

Today at school, with my friend

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Pictures, a clock and photos

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My friend at school today (yea, that's how he is usually)

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Interesting...

15.What is the last film you saw?

Hunger Games

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I don't know... Probably buy a lot of things. Clothes, books, CDs, mangas, animes... something like that. Oh, and help people in any way I could. (I'm a good girl, I know *says with a halo over the head*)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

Let me think... I had two dogs, one named Bill and the other called Floquinho

18. If you change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd end up with the greed of people (if you think about it, greed is what causes lots of the problems we have in the world...)

19. Do you like to dance?

Nope!! When I try to dance it looks like I have two left feet... sad, I know

20. George Bush:

... What?

22. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

O.O Hi?

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How to improve at work

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100.

How about achieving 103? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100?

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it...and have a nice day at work

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In Honor of Stupid People:

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(the shoplifter special? Maybe it's plot by Frito to get people arrested so they don't have to pay up!)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Iron: Do not place in any bodily orfice while turned on. (because some things are not meant to be ironed out.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity

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Aw, look it's a bunny rabbit, and he wants world domination! To help him achieve his goal, copy and paste the bunny on you profile and join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

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I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

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1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)

2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)

3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)

4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13

5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)

6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)

7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL

8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)

9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)

10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)

11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)

12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )

13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)

14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)

15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

(Put it on your page if you laughed)

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