For as long as he could remember, Jaune had a special talent: he was able to break anything. Due to his breaking various objects and furniture, he was passed down from family to family, until one day, a professor from Beacon Academy came to visit him.

Zwei, Remnant's number one corgi, treasured his lovable owner. Ruby Rose was brave, kind-hearted, lonely. She always watched her pack pairing off but never had a playmate of her own. Human mating was a fickle topic. Too much tiptoeing, not enough paw shaking and tummy rubs. Taking his leash into his stubby paws, he roped one clueless Jaune Arc into his matchmaking prowess. Ruff!

AU: Life on Remnant was challenging. Grimm ran amok, resources were scarce, and population problems have led to individuals having more than one significant other. Yang Xiao Long and Ruby Rose—Huntresses extraordinaire—ended up saving Jaune Arc on a routine mission. As a Huntsman, he was somewhat lackluster but showed immense potential in Househusband qualities.

During a routine mission, Ruby Rose is exposed to a White Fang contaminant that irreversibly changes her. While most of the changes aren't a problem, the ones concerning her relationship with Jaune might be...

Ruby Rose had an unorthodox way of defining friendship. Such things included in her bag of goodies was a friendship contract, a coupon book, trips to the Dust store, the occasional board game night where said cinnamon bun was a sore loser, an unfair game of tag, one-sided friend privileges, and much more. Why didn't Jaune Arc read the fine print? Stop laughing, Yang!

What started as an innocent game between Jaune Arc and Yang Xiao Long quickly grew in depravity the longer they played. Both were too boneheaded to quit, so boundaries broke to one-up the other. Soft lips tipped the scales. A touch of skin drove them mad. An audience raised the stakes. However, common sense flew out the window when playing alone. "Oops, my finger slipped."

Cute. Adorable. Innocent. These were the words Ruby had heard all her life. But she was so much more than these! She was a woman now, and she was determined to prove it! And what better way to do so than by spending a nice weekend alone with her boyfriend? She would show him just how sexy she could be. Cover art by Imyoshi.

The brother Gods of Creation and Destruction left Remnant, and Jaune was perfectly fine with that. If they didn't want the position of God, then he was more than happy to take it. With his gamer semblance, how hard could it be?

When Jaune was rejected by Weiss again, Ruby decided to take him under her wing in order to win over the heart of his crush. After all, who would be better to teach him about Weiss' interests and desires than her own partner? All they needed to do was go out on a date together. For research purposes.

There is no greater love than that of a man and his pet. especially when something affects most pets/people on the planet. This is the look into the life of Jaune Arc and his cat Ruby

There can be a fine line between logic, desire and thermodynamics.

Riddles. Games. Tongue-twisters. All of these childish games required a thinking-out-of-the-box approach. To prove a point to a stubborn Weiss Schnee that these fun activities were, in fact, not a waste of time, Jaune Arc challenged her to solve the hardest puzzle. What he didn't expect was her resolve to beat him at a silly child's game. Yang Xiao Long loved every second of it.

Ruby Rose was the one to open the door to Jaune Arc's musical solo, not Weiss Schnee, and as a quick-thinking, rolls off the tongue kind of leader, he improvised and made his song about her instead. Little did he know the milk-loving, cinnamon roll leader of Team RWBY was a sucker for chivalry and noodles. Not to mention Yang Xiao Long just loved playing matchmaker.

Ruby is a good friend. Sometimes that means making sure Jaune gets enough waitress cleavage shoved in his face. Sometimes it means protecting him from the hungry gazes of her teammates.

Jaune and Weiss get stuck in a rocket locker together on the way to a party. It gets...heated...between the two, to say the least. The heat gets to the point where it might even consume a Rose entwined between the two... (Edit: Was previously a WK one-shot. Now a continuing story, apparently...)

Outside of being a loyal companion and trustworthy friend, Yang Xiao Long hardly thought much of Jaune Arc. He was a noodle. She liked him. He was nice. Simple and easy! So, why did he have to throw the whole status quo into whack by getting some ridiculous haircut and not shaving for a week? What? No! He didn't look or acted like a younger version of dad! Stop saying that, Ruby!

Merula Snyde begins tutoring the object of her affection.

After a long day as a professional Huntress, Ruby comes home sore and cranky. Thankfully Jaune, her husband, is ready to help her with one of his famous massages. His touch melts her mind, and sets her lust on fire, leaving Ruby hungry for more. Involves: Dom/Sub

After learning of Weiss Schnee's weakness to sweets, most notoriously cake, Jaune Arc learned the path to a woman's heart was through her sweet tooth. He set out to bake her cakes, spoiling the heiress in a landslide of sweets. Meanwhile, Ruby Rose fumed at her partner's refusal to share her food. Was that a strawberry-creamed, chocolate-chip cake? Now her partner was going to pay!

Jaune has a mischievous girlfriend. She may hurt his head occasionally, but it was still fun. Rated M for mature content, JaunexEmerald compilation. Cross-posted on AO3

When you're socially awkward and a boy gets your heart racing, you assume it's a heart attack and the boy might be killing you. But after that initial panic, you'll ask your relatives about it. Now, they might tease you, they might be a bit shocked, but in the end, they'll assure you that they'll take care of it, in their own way. Then the actual heart attack kicks in.

Jaune Arc, retired hunter, decides to take a leaf out of Ruby's book, and try his hand at weapon crafting. After varying levels of success, he begins work on his magnum opus. But it's Jaune, so it doesn't turn out like anyone expected. Oneshot.

Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!

Jaune has made Weiss some homemade chocolate covered strawberries for Valentines Day hoping that it would get her attention. However, Jaune's plan goes awry, and mishaps happen.

With Great Power Must come Great Responsibility, that lesson was one that Peter Parker ignored and paid for it with a dear price. He gained powers like no one else before him. Now Peter needs to find out how to use them the right way, but what does that mean? Is his responsibility to his Aunt May? His schoolwork? His Job? Or being Spider-Man? Most importantly, can he handle it?

What happens when two of Earths greatest Kings end up on Remnant and meet a certain blonde. Genderbend Gilgamesh and Ozymandias A.K.A Ramses II.

A sign of affection, also one of their favorite pastimes. Short, fluffy Lancaster one-shot.

Cardin did the unthinkable... He cut down Yang's hair, down to the length of Jaune's! Yang would've killed Winchester, but Goodwitch stopped her, punishing Cardin as a teacher would... with a two-week detention! Yang gets lost in a funk due to her lack of hair and of a way to get vengeance. Who knew, that Vomit-boy would be the one to pull her out of it and avenge her hair?

A post-shower mishap involving a fallen towel lands Jaune in a heap of trouble, and awakens a part of Ruby that no one expected.

With the last failure of Spider-Man, he was transported from Earth 616 to Remnant. Now, alone and heartbroken, he must no longer look back at what he lost, but to look at the present and future, because with great power comes great responsibility.

April Fool's Day proved no different for Jaune Arc's dating game, rejected once more by Weiss Schnee. Intent on having fun, he accepts Ruby's "Prank Date." Hi-jinks ensue as the over the top Jaune spends an evening with the prodigy Ruby Rose, who is on a legitimate date.

A love story told from end to beginning.

Jaune and Ruby share their first kiss. It's a very passionate kiss.

Jaune wakes up in a room where a man tells him two bits of news. One, that Jaune is dead. Two, that before he moves on to the afterlife, Jaune may ask any question about his life and the world he lived in. *A mix of comedy, philosophical musings, and a tiny bit of romance for the month of Lancaster!

It's the night of the biggest Beacon dance in history, and Ruby Rose wasn't planning on attending. But of course, her sister talked her into it, claiming that tonight would be different. Whatever that means.

Jaune and Ruby don't understand their teammates. The two of them are just friends! Nothing more! So what if they feed each other? Nora and Yang do it. So what if Jaune loans her his hoodie after their nightly walks? Nights are getting colder. So what if they like making out with each other? They're just good friends. The best of friends.

In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.

After five years of dating, Jaune and Ruby finally have their own place together. After a few weeks of sharing a home though, they realize some problems with living together. Thus, they have agreed on creating a list of rules for the other. Five things Jaune/Ruby is no longer allowed to do...

Vale-U-Bull's Milk Bar is a new hang out in Vale, ready with freshly baked cookies and delicious milk. Perfect for Ruby! Only problem is, she has no one to hang out with while she's there. Cue one dopey, blonde knight named Jaune Arc...

When Jaune Arc is feeling like the world is overwhelming him, a certain red-hooded girl comes to lend a hand- and possibly a heart. -Some Jaune x Ruby (Lancaster) friendship! And romance? Time will tell! Updates whenever another chapter gets done; Rated T for some language and romantic themes in the future maybe? (Begins at the end of Volume 1)

Five years after Beacon, Jaune's still going home alone as often as not. An unlikely encounter with Yang may have just the solution- drinks, company, and a hell of a lot of pickup lines. (Now Complete)

Ruby and Jaune visit the Vale library, the biggest library in... Well, Vale. The problem lies with the fact that neither of them actually like reading. So to pass the time, they go to the computers where the games they have are a bit questionable. One thing leads to another and smut! Enjoy. One-Shot.

Ruby has some thoughts. Jaune will never know. Season 1 fic, Jaundice Arc from a different perspective.

Yang decides to interrogate our lovable Jaune regarding her sister. A Jaune x Ruby One-shot. Hi, not a one-shot anymore, expect some more chapters soon. :)

Yang have a bad hair day. Jaune says he can fix it. Yang discovers he might be way too good at it.

Silly title, serious story. Even to this day, Ruby is haunted by the death of her mother...but maybe with a little help from Jaune she can finally start to move on. Lancaster One-shot.

Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.

Yang wants Ruby to share Jaune, but Ruby isn't too keen on the idea. Rated T because it's not explicit enough to warrant an M in my opinion.

Its Jaune's birthday and alls good, but then he notices that Ruby has been gone for a whole day and there's suddenly a burning smell, what could Ruby be up to?

Never before had Ruby thought she would come across something sweeter than cookies.

Yang couldn't help but feel guilty after Jaune gets hurt for her.

A shared hate of school dances leads for two team leaders to bond.

As Ruby and Jaune struggle on how to reveal their relationship to their friends, some of them notice some odd behavior.

Two close friends bond over different views on a similar interest.

Yang always knew there was romantic tension between Ruby and Jaune. Here are five times that she called them out on it.

A casual hang out between good friends get misinterpreted by others.

On his training trip, Jiraiya attempts to teach Naruto of the art of seducing women and ends up inadvertently bringing two hurt souls together. But that's all well and good, makes for good research after all. One-shot, Lemons, Pairing: Naruto x Fu

Naruko Uzumaki found a boy in the Park who didn't immediately spurn her. From there nothing changes, yet everything does. Proof that an OC doesn't need to be powerful or even a Shinobi to make a difference...and proof that I can write something different from Angst. Fem-Naruto. Oc.

Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis

She loves to read about drama. A lot. Her brother says she doesn't have a social life. Unfortunately, he's right. When her brother locks her out of their cabin, she finds herself with the Son of Hades. Well...her brother wanted her to make friends, right?

Twilight Sparkle has been working herself into such a state of fatigue that Celestia has ordered her to take a five month vacation from her studies and has given Spike the assignment to ensure that Twilight relaxes. A lot can happen in five months. R&R

When Spike reveals his feelings to rarity and she "turns him down" Spike runs off to the lake, where he thinks hes alone.

what if Katniss was 12 and Rue was 16? will the ames change? or will rue still die? what happens to 12 year old Katniss in the games? find out!

Second MLP fanfic. A lot better than the first one. Kevin is not my real name. I say Kevin because that was what my mom was going to name me. Kevin makes a wish on a star because he's weird and Twilight does the same because of Spike. What will happen. I got to stop writing this because I have 70 characters left.

Annabeth surprises her boyfriend by transferring to Goode without him knowing.But what will happen when she finds out Percy is considered the hottest guy to walk school grounds and that a lot of girls were after him?Will Annabeth give up or fight for him?

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

[Complete Formatting completely fixed now!] Book 1 in the RSeries, an AU rewrite. Harry, abused by the Dursleys, meets a young Metamorphmagus one morning in the park. The girl reveals who Harry really is and where he'll soon be going. [Honks]