Teh Evil Cereal Box
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Joined 12-17-08, id: 1772717, Profile Updated: 12-17-08

Alright, no stories on this account so far, but I'm working on it. My name is Mel, but my friends call me...well, Mel, but also Rii, BakInu, Shrimp or Midget,(which I, personally, don't get, cause I'm taller than all of them. Except Zach. Damn that boy's tall. O.o ...anyway...) Danna,(after the great artist Sasori-no-Danna...yes, I am Akatsukitarded. It's a life-choice, m'kay?) Demy, Roxy, Boxman, Evil, Stupid, Idiot, Dumbass...the list is seriously, like, five miles long. Aaaaaand since I don't wanna bore you, I'll end it there. Go 'head and call me what'cha want. At your own risk...-evil laughter- And one well-known fact about me: I love yaoi. Which is what most of my stories are...going to be. And, I'm kind of a pervert. A big pervert.


Kay, theese are my interests. Thought I would put something on here that's not completely idiotic...then I thought, 'Naw!':

Movies

The Corpse Bride, Saw (all), Pirates of the Carribean (all), Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Kiki's Delivery Service, Scary Movie (all), Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Sense and Sensibility, The Wedding Singer, Big Daddy, Edward Scissor Hands, Little Nicky, Howl's Moving Castle, Coyote Ugly, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Titanic, e.t.c.

Books

Twilght (all), Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Cell, It, Series of Unfortunate Events (all), ...okay, my mind is dead.

I know there's more, I just...have to...remem-OOH A BUNNY!! -hops off after it-

Ciel: And, we've lost her.

BakInu: Oh yeah. I forgot to mention...some characters from my favorite animes, video games and mangas'll be showing up in my stories and stuff. Because...it's true. I tend to get distracted eaisly... sometimes...

Lavi: Che, that's an understatement. Right Yuu-chan?

Kanda: Mmph! Mrggle urmrumph phrmgm?! Rmph!!

BakInu: Whoops. Eh heh...some of our guests were force-eh-strongly suggested to come and had to be brought by...other means...

Lavi:(in background) I'll only take out the gag if you promise not to bite again. Gee, you sure are fiesty tonght, Yuu-chan.

BakInu: ANYWAY!! Eh hem...enogh with the rambling. Enjoy the show! ...Wait...

Characters

Demyx , Roxas, Marluxia, Axel, Zexion, Roxas, Riku, Vexen, Manse...I mean Xemnas and Siax-puppy(Kingdom Hearts); Sesshomaru, Koga, Rin, Jaken and Miroku(Inuyasha); Rukia, Kon, Noba, Renji, Ichigo, Urahara and Chad(Bleach); Sasori, Deidara, Pein, Hidan, Kisame, Itachi, Orochimaru, Iruka, Hinata, Shino, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Shikamaru, Kiba, Gaara, Suigetsu, Kankuro and Temari(Naruto, Naruto Shippuden); Lloyd, Kratos, Zelos, Presea, Noishe, and Regal(Tales of Symphonia); Soma, Ciel, Sebastian, Grell, Meirin, Finny, Tanaka, Agni, and Bard(Kuroshitsuji or Black Butler); Iggy, Fang, Angel, Gasman and Ari(Maximum Ride); Soul, Shinigami-sama, Death the Kid, Maka, Death Sythe-sama and Liz(Soul Eater); Lavi, Kanda, Allen, Panda, Jeff, Koumi and Road(D. Gray-man); Haruhi, Mikuru, Kyon and Yuki(The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzamiya); Cloud, Squall Leon, Yufie, Sepheroth, Cid, Vincent, Yuna, Tidus and Riku(Various Final Fantasy)


98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

Put this in your profile if you or someone you know is fighting, has survived, or has died in a pokemon battle.

Put this is your profile if you too know that the Organization will make a kick butt return in Kingdom Hearts III!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Years ago, he did get a spoonful ONCE...)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, sailorstar165, Teh Evil Cereal Box

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), christiannerdsrule (stupid stairs...), sailorstar165 (School stairs. Multiple times), Teh Evil Cereal Box(They have a mind of their own...they also have a cruel sense of humor)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.


BakInu: Okay, so I'll try to get some stories up soon, but no gurantees. It is the holidays, after all.

Lloyd: She's just using that as an excuse for her writer's block.

Zelos: Aw, don't be so mean, Lloydie-chan! -glomps- But you know Cereal-chan, are kind of avoiding your writing. Isn't that why you made a new acc-

BakInu: BANANA MUFFINS!!

Zelos: -blinks- Mmmm...muffins sound good right now. And I just love bananas. C'mon Llyod! Let's go get some! -drags-

Lloyd: Eh?! -is dragged-

BakInu: -sweat drop- Anyway, I'm tired. So, with that, I bid you all goodbye. Happy Hollidays!

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Christmas Chaos in the Black Order by Radioactive Ferret reviews
Lavi is determined to get Kanda to attend the Order's Christmas party, but Kanda is just as determined not to. Lavi, however, does not take 'no' for an answer... Slight LaviXKanda, yaoi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,283 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Morning After by Matsuko Hirioko reviews
Sequel to Drinking Games. How does Lavi get himself out of this one? Oneshot, LavixKanda.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
How Lavi Met Allen by N.A.Given reviews
Warning: Bad Grammar. AU. Allen, a boy madly in love with Yu Kanda, accidently misdials Kanda’s phone number and calls Lavi instead. Unfortunately, Allen didn’t quite realize who exactly he’s talking to. LAVEN.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Drinking Games by Matsuko Hirioko reviews
What happens when Lavi, Kanda and Allen get drunk together? Bees, marshmallow fights, kissing and other hilarity ensue when Lavi and Kanda decide to turn Moyashi into a man. Oneshot, KandaxLavi. Rated M to be safe.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
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