Oniongrasshide bio
 Hey guys, I'm Oniongrass!If you're wondering about the name it's an inside joke.Seriously, don't ask. What do I read/write*takes deep breath*Leviathan series, Gone series, Artemis Fowl series, His Dark Materials,Harry Potter,anything by Shannon Hale,Warriors,Keys to the Kingdom, Septimus Heap, Mortal Instruments,Percy Jackson and the Olympians,The Kane Chronicles, Maximum Ride, Alex Rider, Chaos Walking, Pinky Pye, The Looking Glass Wars, Fable Haven, The Chronicle of the Imaginarium Geographica, 39 Clues,Blackbird, The Internet is a Playground, Sherlock Holmes(the original) and just about any other series/book you can think. I am an extreme procrastinator, I mean EXTREME procrastinator, like do-my-project-which-counts-for-20%-of-my-grade-the-night-before procrastinator, so updating is a very odd word to me. Oh, yeah, it seems people don't mention their profile pictures in their profile for some reason, but I'm going to because my picture does not belong to me, it belongs to the talented ThePrinceOfParties on dA, who I am not ;_; |
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AmeCan Ice Creamery by Ashynarr reviews
Since I know I have followers who do like AmeCan and those who don't, I've decided that the best solution is to make a new drabble archive to hold all my specifically shippy stuff. AmeCan, Canadacest, and Americacest all included in here. CLOSED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 82,859 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [America, Canada] - Complete
Courageous Idiot by QueenBlueLake reviews
Steve couldn't shake the feeling he had seen this loud, wheat blonde man before. And that there was an important reason why he should remember him.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,411 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 3/4/2012 - America, Steve R./Capt. America
Sanity's Grip by DefiantDreams reviews
2P Cardverse!AU The Kingdoms of Cards has a bloody history, but when a 6666-year-old prophecy starts coming true, it's about to become even bloodier. A civil war in Hearts, a famine in Diamonds, and the King of Spades becomes weaker as each day passes. The Kingdom of Clubs does not know what it started, but they will pay the price. The Queen of Spades will make sure of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,846 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 4/19/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Eternal American by cakuramen reviews
The American colonies were found by the British, but their personification wasn't. Raised by a Native American mother and then a Boston colonist family, Alfred F Jones's life takes a much different path without one Arthur Kirkland. Human names, mostly AU (also not abandoned, don't worry!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,311 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America
And Sometimes Change is a Good Thing (ADOPTED by ashlee1068 on ao3) by scritchscratchsketch reviews
Somewhere along the way to the Post-Scratch session, the Alpha timeline was diverged from- only, instead of being doomed, the kids entered a new Alpha, a world where superheroes are quickly becoming commonplace. More importantly, a world free of Sburb and incredibly generous with its second chances. The Avengers try their best to live up to their status as intergalactic diplomats.
Crossover - Homestuck & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,480 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Rose L., Iron Man/Tony S.
New Age Ghost by Ashynarr reviews
Alfred is on his way to be interviewed over the hype of his worldchanging discovery when he is abruptly kidnapped by people who want that same tech for themselves. His only chance of escape is in trusting the A.I. Known as Matthew who had been with him during the attack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2015 - America, Canada - Complete
Dynamo by germanbrothers reviews
Ludwig is the Captain of the Berlin Badgers, a professional Quidditch team. And as such, he does not have time to coach random strangers who approach him in bars. Unless, of course, those strangers happen to have an extraordinary amount of talent. /Germancest (finally!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,120 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
çαи,т sεε α тнιиg by reisse reviews
[NOTICE POSTED, PLEASE READ "CHP27/NOTICE"] "It's not like he's actually super smart, y'know." ; "/In God We Trust./" ; "You can never guess what going in in his head." ; "/Everyone, everywhere. No exception— at all./" ; "Don't turn around."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,469 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 3/8/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Hero Training by Ashynarr reviews
Being a hero is more than just about beating the bad guys. It's also about teamwork, learning your strengths and weaknesses, and allowing others to help you up when you fall. It's about small choices having big effects, and taking responsibility for your actions. Ultimately, it's about making the right choice, even when facing your worst fears.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,338 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - America, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Mister Greeter by OrangePlum reviews
"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,696 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Tear Us Apart by Tragically Hopeless reviews
Their relationship was anything but ordinary. It was not normal to have this type of relations with another man. But neither can they imagine themselves with another. For Matthew, it has always been Alfred and for Alfred, it has always been Matthew - no matter what life they're living. AmeCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,357 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 8/24/2012 - America, Canada
Ash and Blaze by Magnipotence reviews
On his search for the unknown, America encounters the entities come to be known as the 'Second Players' whose strange ways and brutal nature make him only realise that his adventure into the parallel world could unravel the very fabric of the universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,347 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - America, Canada
Paper Crown Kings and Pinwheel Queens by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. "What is a nation without humanity?" "I don't know," England said flatly. "Spades. Supremacy. Sickness ...The thing that ate him." Cardverse without Cardverse: in which the suits are weapons rather than kingdoms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Moves Like Jagger by lothocas reviews
Ivan puts himself under too much stress, so his therapist suggests he try dancing. Of course that class would be taught by a sexy blonde who can't keep his mouth shut and sees the same therapist. Maybe they can help each other. RusAme AU [Warnings include: discussion of mental disorders, eating disorders, and drug usage]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,314 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - America, Russia
Return to Sender by cannyduh reviews
Matthew Williams finally gathers the nerve to confess to longtime crush, Katyusha, through a love letter. It should've been the start of their high school romance... It's too bad Alfred Jones thinks the note was meant for him instead. US/Can
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,052 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Canada, America
The Way Things Are by PersonifyThis reviews
Arthur and Francis are overjoyed when their shy son, Matthew, becomes fast friends with the new boy in his class. However, not everything is as it seems with Matthew's new friend. FACE family. FrUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,275 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - America, Canada, England/Britain, France - Complete
Headline: In Love With You by CookieTower reviews
"Mr. Williams, this is Axis Productions' top artist, Alfred F. Jones." Alfred grinned at him and waved from the couch he was sitting on. "Hey there, Mattie!" - Matthew hates Alfred. Not before though. But why? Still, Alfred is determined to win him back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,437 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/26/2011 - America, Canada
The Steady Thrum of Rain by aphpenmark reviews
Matthew's New Years Eve is interrupted by a loud mouthed blonde knocking at his door, and he couldn't be happier. What will the new year bring? Human AU. UsCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Love Magic Madness by 91RedRoses reviews
With a little help from the fey, England has made life very exciting for the North American Twins. Now watch as they try to break the spell and protect their vital regions from all the other insane Nations!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,011 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - America, Canada
I Can Be Your Hero, Baby by woodbyne reviews
Superhero AU. Alfred Jones is a newly fledged super, adopted into the optimistically named Justice Alliance, he makes quick enemies with some and fast friends with others while wishing he had a more creative alter ego. His relationship with the Canadian super, Skin Walker, is tentative, and he's never sure where he stands with him. Or where Walker even is, most of the time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/13/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Young and On the Run by The Triangle Prone
Sometimes in the world, there are people with extraordinary abilities. Sometimes these people don't do the right thing. Alphas/Hetalia crossover, drama, love, and death ahead.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,349 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - America, Canada
Trailblazer by farfetched4 reviews
In a world where relationships between the nations are banned, Canada's love for America is quite the burden. AmCan, America/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
To New Mutiny by RobinRocks reviews
USUK AU: Based on the 2010 Halloween illustrations by Himaruya. A supernatural take on WWII pits human Alfred, with his silver-tipped chainsaw, against vampire Arthur - the man who was, and still is, the most important thing in the world to him. Their love is not an easy one and, indeed, a plaything to everyone else. Part of Wicked Wednesdays.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Teddy Bear Hospital by Tori Moxley reviews
Madeline's seventh birthday turned out to be the best birthday she's ever had. Chibi!America/Alfred x Chibi!Fem!Canada/Madeline. AU One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Suit Of Dissonance by Symbiotific reviews
Alfred finds out that it's not easy ruling a kingdom. Not when your apparently-insane late father leaves it to you in a sorry state. Not when your new Queen has weird eyebrows and refuses to listen. Cardsverse!AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,175 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
From Canine to Human by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
There was something strange about the new kid on the block, Matthew thought, noticing that Alfred possessed the exact same strange blue eyes as the local golden retriever did... AU, ReallyaDog!Alfred x Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - America, Canada
Station Kids by mysticdragon3MD3 reviews
Centuries after Earth became unstable, forcing humanity to move to space stations, it's once again safe for re-colonization. As some of the population want to stay in space, mysterious children appear to the personified nations, who seem like them. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2012 - America, England/Britain
Don't Wake Daddy by WeAllFlyHigh reviews
No relation to the game. When America tells the States to let him sleep they're determined to make sure that nothing wakes him. If the Axis and Allies have a problem with that they'll just have to go through the States. This means war!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - America - Complete
Close To You by Cygrus reviews
The new world was, to other countries, amazing. But what truly amazed Netherlands was the boy who came with the lands.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Netherlands, America - Complete
A Photograph of the Artist as a Young Man by fishwrites reviews
Rising fashion model Alfred Jones is cast along side the famous but reclusive Arthur Kirkland for a GQ UK editorial. He quickly discovers that the fashion world's new golden child is actually blind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,874 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - America, England/Britain
Solitaire by RobinRocks reviews
Cardverse!AU: The ruthless Queen of Spades builds a fitting kingdom for his king by capturing the other Suits - but the King of Spades remains the first prisoner he ever took. USUK. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/2/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Manifest Destiny by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
When the other nations abandon and ignore America during this time of economic crisis over time he finds relief and friendship once more with the voice that had started in his mind from a simple statement. Manifest destiny. Rated M for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/14/2011 - America - Complete
Liberty by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Just as England has his symbol the Britannia Angel so does America. His symbol is Liberty. And Liberty is a girl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America
Decessus by LethalIngenuity reviews
Matthew and Alfred had promised to meet at the swings, but when Alfred doesn't show up, Matthew sets off to find him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
God Only Threw the Humans Out of Paradise by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, "Nations from the POV of their pets" 12 years is nothing in the life of a Nation. But to a puppy, it's a lifetime. This is a look at 12 years of England's life through the eyes of man's best friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
You Don't Have to Walk Alone by Ankaris123 reviews
One-shot. AU. Matthew Williams had a decent if not average life: university education, friendly neighbours, and a loving pet. Well, two out of three isn't bad. AlxMatt waff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete