You see that, that's Gaara being sexy.

The name's Bond, James Bond

Nah just kidding, though I do wish I had a cool name like that. *sigh*

Anyway the names Audrey Bureux, what's it too ya! (lol I got that from spongebob)

Yup ya gotta love spongebob, and all his sponginess( I think that's a word XP)

Personal Info

Age: 20(As of September 2010)

Name: Audrey Bureux( It's French! Aren't I Fancy!) Date of Birth 1990

Blood Type: O (Lucky for others, unlucky for me .^^)

Hair color: Black(I've always wanted blond hair though.)

Maturity Level: 7( I have the maturity level of a 7 year old!XD)

Eye color: Honey brown (Yeah, in the light it looks like honey, and in the dark it looks brown*shrug*)

Education Status: University Student( Good times)

University School: Harvard (Shocking Huh! I'm actually really smart!=D)

Major: Medicine

Ummm, if you want to know anything, or is intersted (at all) about my personal life go ahead and feel free to IM me at Rosemaylafontant@yahoo.com.

About me:

Well you could call myself a very loud person with an extremely bad and uncontrollable fangirlish side, which can be a problem XP. But other than that i am pretty decent lol.

I am not new here, I have known about this site for over a year now, but I was just way too lazy to sign on. Yesterday i just thought, oh what the heck i'll join, right after reading a very touching story by:Naninoni001, which was wonderful by the way feel free to check it out.

Anyway i will be writing tons of stories(When I have time, and am not too busy), and they will all either be wonderfully cute-wonderfully funny -wonderfully smexyXD- serious, angsty or just plain dramatic. (It depends on what mood I'm in)*Insert evil laugh here*

Ahem, Anywho I am obviously an insane person with profound mentality issues, so don't mind me. I am just another one of those many yaoi fangirls on this site whom have a love for writing, or in this case typing lolXD.

At this time I find it appropriate to give a massive warning to all of those who actually give a damn. I am a huge procrastinator who can spell(thankfully), but loses inspiration very easily, so dont kill me when i take forever to update a story. Hehehehhe..heeeh *sweat drop*

Other than that, my life is very boring. I spend the majority of my time reading on the web or my own collection of books. (I seem to be addicted to the melodramtic, love stories of Danielle Steel) If anyone has any recommandations on some good books, please let me know. I adore literatury, and I read any book I find myself, or others, deeming worth while.

I have developed my own pen-name.It's lanchia-san (refer to account name), and I rather like it. I'm gonna test it in my own dialogue, between me the explosive Deidara and his obssesive partner Tobi.

Lanchia-san: "How do you guys like my new pen-name?"

Deidara: "Ummmm, It doesn't seem very creative."

Lanchia-san: "Really? I thought it was pretty creative."

Deidara: " Yeah but you got it from that anime you're enamored with. What was it called again, oh yeah! Katekyoushi Hitman Reborn."

Tobi: "Tobi thinks that it is cool~!"

Lanchia-san: "Thanks Tobi! Unlike some people*glares at Deidara* at least you know how to spot creativity when you see it.

Deidara: "Whatever."

And that ends the dialogue. I know it was a little corny, but hey I had to test my pen-name out, you know. Get a feel for it. What better way to do that than with a little dialogue. ^^

OATH TO THE REVIEW REVOLUTION

I, Lanchia- san do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution, post this in your profile and join the revolution!

HALL OF FAME

My Most Favored Fanfiction Here So Far:(Top 10)

Bonded by dmnq8(This one made me cry, laugh, and so much more. I loved it. Truly inspirational, and the idea was ingenious.)Naruto

For the Love of His Son by michelerene(This one truly touched me. It showed the lengths a person would go for something they cherished)Naruto

Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationsx-x( This one had me gaping at the screen the whole time lol XD)Naruto

Dragon's Kiss by Jupiter13 (This is the best Yugi-oh story I've ever read. I enjoyed it greatly.)Yugi-oh

Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino(Best crossdressing fic ever lol. Not only funny but also romantic, genius.)Naruto

Sasuchan in Art School by Kasa Nichi(This is the story that totally changed my judgement on the whole Narusasu, Sasunaru debate. I never looked back^^.)Naruto

Lessons Learned by mistyhaze420 (Awesome Jasper/Edward story. Really delves into the psychological aspect of love and disease.)Twilight

Some others that I have come to love are:

Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102(Naruto)

Torrid by KageKitsuneXXX(Naruto)

You Are My Perfect Secretary by OhHowFluffyYouAre(Naruto)

God, it burns by Mako75(Naruto)

Afraid of the Dark by Jelp (Love that author)Naruto

Wandless by lyiint(Harry Potter)

The Uchiha Scrooge Antiquity Dolls(Naruto)

Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou(Naruto)

New Bonds by dmnq8( sequel to Bonded)Naruto

Rejoicing In Their Strength by Lomonaaren(Harry Potter)

Chasing Naruto by Akai Tsume( Obviously Naruto)

A Game of Poker by Bookkbaby( Awesome story recently added) D. Gray Man

Xanthous by djewellz( Also awesome, and recently added) D. Gray Man

Bands & Berries by The Petulant Prodigy( This one cracked me up, great humor lol)Bleach

A Second Chance At Happiness by Roozette( This story put more depth into magic for me lol) Harry Potter

Nicodemus by desolate03( I love reading about a dark Harry lol Mpreg) Harry Potter

When Time Isn't Enough by Jinko (Another time traveling one yay! I love ScorpiusXD) Harry Potter

A Consort's Loyalty by desolate03( New prespective to light and dark is brought out in this story Mpreg) Harry Potter

Honor, Love, and Dignity by desolate03( I love Neville in this one. Sequel to A Consort's Loyalty.Mpreg) Harry Potter

Wicked by desolate03(This author is amazing lol 4 stories in my hall from her XD) Harry Potter

When perfection takes form by yukikoneko1990 ( A gripping creature fic)

Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced ( The most frustrating 70 chapter long story ever! But totally worth it lol)

Salacity by Brunette S Angel ( A depressed Cloud is never good but with jaded Leon things get better lol )Kingdom Hearts

Unholy Matrimony by Penguita38 ( First shot at Vampire Knight fandom, it was completely worth it =})

Dragons Prey by ajj7sunhawk (Avatar) This one might surprise...

Tremble before the Lightning by Violetvixen17 (Puck and Kurt love it!~) Glee

I may add more as I go along, but so far I highly recommend that you read the stories listed. They were wonderful to read.

Favorite malexmale relationship pairings-

1. Narusasu/Sasunaru(I don't care either way)

2.KandaxAllen( Or Yullen as people like to call it)

3.KisaIta( Favorite Akatsuki pairing =D)

4.TykixLavii( I love forbidden love.)

5. GaaraxNeji/GaaraxLee

6.ShikamaruxNeji

7.HibarixTsuna

8.YamamotoxGokudera

9.RikuxSora

10.AxelxRoxas

11.LxLight

Oh, and just to inform people out there, I would like to point out that I am not a big fan of the girly, weak, constantly crying bottoms. I find

it unattractive, and a waste of time to read. I do understand that others like it, I just wanted to put it out there that I don't.

There are many more pairings than that, but I'm afraid there are way too many for me to list them all out. These are my top 11.

Favorite Foods

1.FRIES

2.BIG MAC/WHOPPER

3.CHOWDER

4.RAMEN

5.CHINESE AND JAPANESE FOOD

6.CHICKEN WINGS

7.CHICKEN NUGGETS

8.CURRY AND RICE

9.ANY TYPE OF JUNK FOOD( basically lol XD)

Random? Yes, I know, but I felt like I should put it in.

FAVORITE THINGS

1.Books

2. (Did I say books yet?)

3.Anime

4.TV

5.Computer

6.Writing

7. My car( that's my baby)

THINGS I HATE

1. Orochimaru( The name is too long lol XD)

4.People who don't try

5.People who back down at the first sign of trouble

6. Snobbish, Haughty people

I don't hate many things lol XD

The following is taken from Dmnq8's profile and edited to show my answers.

RANDOM SURVEY OF DOOM! READ IF YOU WILL!

SECTION A

1. Do you sleep in your bra?
nope

2. Do you enjoy drama?
My own drama isn't fun, but I seem to get a sadistic pleasure from watchin others'.

5. Are you a girly girl?
Not at all

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My sister

7. Small or large purses?
Large( I need the space)

8. Are you short?
I'm 6'2 so I think I'm pretty tall.

9. Do you like somebody?
I wouldn't it call it like...

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Not really

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Conceited? no Overly humble? yes

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
It's fun~

14. Are you double jointed?
nope

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
in a tree(don't ask)

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
well does your uncle count?

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Hopefully there isn't.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Nope

20. How many guys will read this just because it says- Girl Confessions?
It depends I guess?

SECTION B:

1. What color is your bra that your wearing?
Black

Prefer light or dark haired guys?
I don't really care but...light is cool?

Currently frustrated with a boy?
my dad

4. Do you have a best friend?
yes.

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
yes

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
not really, no.

8. Do you like your life?
Yes. I'm greatful towards my life.

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
Haven't had one (which is sad since I'm nineteen)

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yes( good times)

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?

Boys. I don't hng out with women much.

13. How long have you had a facebook?
Don't have one

14. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
once(In kindergarden)

15. What are your biggest fears?
losing those I love

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Don't cry much

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes. Unfortunantly

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?
sometimes

19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
yes

20. Do you ever wish you were with your family?
Always, but then I forget why I wanted to in the first place.

21. Are you currently missing someone?
My mom. (passed away) T-T

CHOOSE:

THIS GUY OR THAT GUY?

Cowboy or Gangster?
Intellectual type

Preppy or Punk/Goth?
Neither. Mature person please.

Face or Body?
both (or good personality I'm not shallow)

Sweet or Sexy?

both( But not too sweet. That would start to get annoying)

Contacts or Glasses?
Glasses

FOR YOU...

01. Eyeliner or Mascara?

Mascara. Eyeliner is too hard to apply

02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?

who?

03. American eagle or Hollister?
neither

04. Pumps or flats?

flats

05. Skirts or trousers?

jeans

06. Socks or leggings?
leggings

07. Hoodies or jacket?
hoodies

08. Heels or sneakers?

sneakers

09. Straight or curly hair?

straight

10. Hoop or dangling earrings?
hoop

13. White or black?
both

14. Victoria’s secret or bath and body works?
both

15. Smoothies or lattes?
smoothies

16. Diet or regular sodas?
regular

17. Water or daiquiris?
water

18. Pearls or diamonds?

silver

20. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?
fuck 'em both

22. iPod or phone?

phone

23. Friends or family?
family

24. Lip gloss or lip stick?

lip gloss

25. Manicure or pedicures?

both

27. Tank tops or beaters?
beaters

28. Tiffany’s or Chanel?

Chanel

29. Love or peace?
both

30. Sunglasses or purses?
both

IN A GUY (yeah im changing this to in a girl.)...

Funny or Serious?
Both

Romantic or Daredevil?

Somewhere in between

Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?
either

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
either

Tennis or Baseball?
baseball

Smoker or Non-smoker?
non-smoker

Drunk or Sober?
Sober!

Druggie or Clean?
clean

Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car?
sports car

Player or Loyal?
Loyal

YOU.

Single or Taken: singleT-T
Siblings: 3
Eye color: Brown
Shoe size: 8 1/2 to 9
Height: 6'2"
What are you wearing right now?: black sports pants and red T-shirt
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FAVORITES
Kind of pants: skinny
Number: 7
Animal: bunny
Drink(non alcoholic): Apple cider
Drink(ALCOHOLIC): none
Sport: soccer
Month: September
Juice: orange
Favorite cartoon/anime character: cartoon=a lot ,character= a lot

Have You Ever

Given anyone a bath?: yes
Bungee Jumped?: yes
Made yourself throw-up?: no
Gone skinny dipping?: no
Eaten a dog?:hot dog
Loved someone so much it made you cry?: not yet.
Broken a bone?: no
Played truth or dare?: yes

Been on a plane?: yes
Been in a sauna?: yes
Been in a hotub?: yes
Fallen asleep in school?: never
Broken someone's heart?: hopefully not
Cried when someone died?: yes
Cried in school?: yes
Fell off your chair?: at home maybe
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?: no
Saved IM conversations?: a few
Saved e-mails?: yes
Used someone?: no
Been cheated on?: nope

What is...

Your good luck charm?: don't have one
New fav. song?: none
What is beside you?: lotion
Last thing you ate?: noodles
What kind of shampoo/conditioner:Garnier

Ever Had...

Chicken pox: no
Sore Throat: yes
Stitches: no
Broken nose:no

Do You...

Believe in love at first sight?: sometimes
Like school?: yes.
Who was the last person that called you?: bff Lily
Who was the last person you slow danced with?: never slow danced in my life
Who makes you smile the most?: A touching moment
Who knows you the best?: no one really
Do you like filling these out: sometimes
Do you have glasses or contact lenses?: glasses
Do you like yourself?: some aspects of myself are cool but I could be better
Do you get along with your family?: pretty much

Are You...

Funny?: So I'm told, but I don't really see it
Pretty: not in my eyes
Smart?: when it comes to acedemics
Obsessive Compulsive?: a little

Fact.

What did you do yesterday: read books
Car You wish you had?: porche
Where do you want to get married?: by the ocean
Good driver?: yes
Have a lava lamp?: yes

How many remote controls are in your house?: 3
When you last showered?:This morning
Scary or Funny Movies?: Scary
Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate
Summer or winter?: Fall
Rootbeer or Dr.Pepper?: rootbeer
Skiing or snowboarding?: neither
Silver or Gold?: silver
Diamond or pearl?: neither
Sprite or 7up?: sprite
Coffee or sweet tea?: sweet tea
Phone or in person?: person
Are you oldest, middle or youngest?: oldest
Weird Habit: sit for hours without speaking, alone in the house, and be perfectly comfortable

Wow me and Dmnq8 have some things in common cool

(..)'(..)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have YAOI!

PLEASE READ THIS!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds my gay brother tight throught the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one the lucky ones, I guess. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply to much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economis teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

(I couldn't believe that I could actually read that lol XD)

If you hate animal abuse, child abuse, any kind of abuse at all.

If you hate homophobia, sexist views, racist views, any kind of un-equality.

If you hate how others look upon you and say 'bah, no use at all'

If you hate it when people say 'a girl can't fight'

If you hate it when people say 'he's a guy, that is the only reason'

If you hate feeling crushed when you stand up for what you believe is right.

If you hate when people look upon you and only see your face.

If you hate when people find pleasure in the pain of others, though you do as well.

And last, if you hate when someone undermines and underestimates the mentally retarded or ill.

Add your name to the list.

The life of a teenage racoon, Waveblader213, CHristinaAngel, SkywardShadow, SasunaruTLA, Lanchia-San

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I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

Repost this if you agree with it.

"A life without happiness is not a life worth living"- Anonymous

(I basically live by this quote =D)