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Joined 09-19-11, id: 3267050, Profile Updated: 08-09-13

Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Okay,yeah, I'm not good at this stuff, so I will just say that I am better at FanFictions then at summaries, especially non-fiction About-Me summaries. So just watch for me. I have one Twilight Saga short story up, and I'm planning to do some more. Any FanFics I do will be for any of these series' (Is that a word?):
The Hunger Games Trilogy (The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Mockingjay)
Twilight Saga (Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn)
Harry Potter Series (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series (The Lightning Thief, The Sea of Monsters, The Titan's Curse, The Battle of the Labyrinth, The Last Olympian)
The Heroes Of Olympus Series {So far}: (The Lost Hero, The Son of Neptune, Mark of Athena)
The Maximum Ride Series (The Angel Experiment, School's Out--Forever, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, The Final Warning, Max, Fang, Angel)
Uglies, Pretties, Specials, and Extras by Scott Westerfield.
Among the Hidden Series
Matched Series
Mostly Harry Potter for the moment.

Yeah, so, send me any links for good Fanfictions from these, and BYE-BYE!!

Off into a SEA OF, WELL, STUPID CRAP I WAS SUCKED INTO POSTING ON MY PROFILE AND WAS TOO LAZY TO GO THROUGH AND FILTER!!:

A white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
The reason smart kids hate school is the same reason not-so-smart kids do: it wastes time on stupid things when I could be doing better stuff. If you agree, copy and paste into your profile.

People are strange, messed up, wacko, and crazy. Humans are by far the most dangerous species on this planet. We have guns. We kill each other for no good reason. We fall in love, destroying friendships and family ties. We have ceremonies to finalize said love, many of which end in tragedy. We destroy the land around us. We make buildings as tall as mountains, and yet forget about our brothers and sisters who live in huts, hiding from the cold. We are officially nuts, and if an animal ever walked up to us and said so, we'd probably scream our heads off and shoot it.
BUT...
We also invented amazing technology. We defend what we know is right, no matter what the personal cost. We love and receive love, taking and giving that which is true and beautiful. We marry, thus bringing our union to our Higher Power (whether he be God, Allah, Buddha, or anyone else) and putting our faith into His hands. We plant trees and try to save the rain forests. We organize missions and try to help the less fortunate. We have achieved wonders, found passion, survived in the toughest of circumstances, risen above ourselves for the good of all, triumphed when the entire world is against us, and are determined to make this earth a better place.
We are people. We are brothers, sisters, family and friends. We are forever united, because of who we are, what we do, and what we dream of achieving. We are humanity.

Quotes:
"Funny when you're dead how people start to listen." -The Band Perry, If I Die Young (song)
"You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." -Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl
"Everything she does is beautiful/Everything she does is right." Lifehouse, You and Me (song)
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." - Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
“I mean, you could claim that anything's real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobody's proved it doesn't exist!” - Hermione Granger
Po: I just found out that my dad... isn't really my dad.
Tigress (a little surprised): Your dad the goose... Must've been quite a shock.
-Kung Fu Panda 2
"Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends." - Aladdin, Aladdin
"Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man." - Genie, Aladdin
"You can either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - I don't know who said this... But I like it.
"If you continue down your current path, you will find yourself... at the bottom of the stairs." - Soothsayer, Kung Fu Panda 2
Loki: I have an army.
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.
My FAVORITE ONE:
"There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that." - Captain America, Avengers YESH

Note: I reserve the right to chew out any flamers, cursers, or people that don't have the decency to use correct grammar in their reviews. I'm not saying I will, but hey, do you want to risk it?

You're a 90's kid if:
(I was a late 90’s kid, in that transitional stage between then and the late 2000's, so I only know some of these.)
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
When everything was settled by rock paper scissors... Or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendo’s and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new Lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. CD players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When the Gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Christianity: the belief in one crazy thing I cannot prove happened.
Atheism: the disbelief in over twenty thousand crazy things I can prove happened.
You tell me which is more irrational.

The following does not belong to me:
I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.

In Remembrance
In remembrance of Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his identical brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
In remembrance of Dobby...
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...but a totally awesome werewolf, too.
In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.
In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...
...she deserved everything she got and more...
...but was also the most kick-ass, bat-shit crazy bitch the world has ever seen.
In remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
In remembrance of Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
In remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry’s actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
In rememberance of George's right ear...
...whose death wasn't really necessary...
...but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic.
In Remembrance of Sirius Black
...Who never got to walk free...
...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year...
...And who had to get killed by a curtain...
...Damn you Bellatrix.

Lily Evans, James Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Hedwig, Alastor 'Mad-eye- Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevey, all the nameless innocents and guiltys: that didn't need to die.
Quirell, the Basilisk, Tom Riddle Jr., Lord Voldemort, Peter Pettigrew, Bellatrix Lestrange, Crouch Jr., all the nameless innocents and guiltys: that didn't need to kill.
Remember them all, no matter what side they were on.

Thalia turned to Percy and gripped his shoulders, "You must find the sea within you, Percy Jackson," She said in a mock deep voice, "You must find the water within. Can you do this? Or will you fail everything?"

"I will do my best," Percy responded seriously.

"I hope so," Nico grumbled, "Those stupid ropes were cutting my wrists." in 'The Future in the Past: Battle of the Labyrinth' by Starlight Silvernight.

"Unbelievable!" cried Mrs. Weasley. "I have one son cheating off his friend, while his brothers are experimenting on first years in the corner! Where is Ginny? Dangling House-elves from the Astronomy tower?"
"Not likely, Hermione would kill me. That certainly goes against SPEW guidelines." smirked Ginny. in 'Changing the future with the Order' by marauders716.

Colin raised his hand. "Do these books tell the future or something?"

"Why do you ask?" Umbridge simpered.

"Because there are seven of them behind you and Potter's only gone through three years and two months of schooling?" Blasé Zabini drawled from the Slytherin table. Really, this woman was an idiot. in 'When Secrets Are Revealed' by ginnyrules27.

'Imagine' said Fred

'Arthur Weasley, am putting you under arrest for- '

'No, no you'll never take me alive' the twins pretended to struggle with themselves causing a new wave of laughter. in 'Umbridge Reads To Hogwarts School' by xxJLCSAADFRNCxx.

Soon, she sees Peter walk through the crowd wearing a joker hat with bells on the end and stand on the small platform.

"Here ye, here ye," he says loudly, "Messer Sirius Black has requested a public court to air out his grievances with the student population. Please remain in the vicinity, while he shouts … and stuff." in 'Here Ye Here Ye' by managingmischeif.

150 things I can't do at Hogwarts
1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicated that they are covered with bees.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steven Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project" for herbology.
4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The giant squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore"
9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful"
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable; "polishing my wand" is not
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a dark mark on their arm.
12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for bludgers.
13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky...and not an acceptable money making concept.
14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. "Liften, Seperatius, Crotchum" is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me lucky charms"
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends"
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends"
20. I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking a school house elf into stripping does not mean that they are now mine, even if I yell "Pwned!"
26. I am not a sloth animagus.
27. I am not a tribble animagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, tasmanian devil or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmacy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not "Mentats in Training".
35. Any resemblance between dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes Getting Clean Almost as Much Fun as Getting Dirty".
37. There is no such thing as an invisibility thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be addressed as "Admiral Naismith".
39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. 42 is not the answer to every question on the OWL's.
43. It's a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself to seriously.
44. I am not to owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspect Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine"
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the First Years to sing "A Wizards Staff has a Knob on the End"
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corps. .
53. I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potion ingredients, and I will not resell their products as "veela pheromones".
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as "Big Black Sex Auror".
57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58. Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled "firewhiskey".
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy on school grounds is not permitted, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only...it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape's postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuffs as "Cannon Fodder".
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin House mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good vs. Evil I will not lift my wand skyward and shout "There can be only one!.
73. I will not refer to the DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine"
74. I will not say the phrase "dude get a life" to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put Muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been a fifth House at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that House nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the force".
78. Albus Dumbledore's proper title is "Headmaster" not "my liege".
79. I will not tell Professer Trelawney that I prophecised her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor First Years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavara cures does yelling, "It does DEATH!" maybe correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate The Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A Time Turner is not a flux capacitor and I should therefore not install one in any muggle car.
88. I am not allowed to use Silencing charms on any of my Professors.
89. I will not charm Hermione's time turner to rotate every half an hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos".
92. When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce, "These are not the droids you are looking for".
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
97. I will not claim that there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggians.
98. "OMGWTF" is not a proper spell.
99. I will not under any circumstance ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot and Justin Flinch-Flectchy as Blossom, Buttercup and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate charm on Dumbledore even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixi Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the House Elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing the Badger song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell First Years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry Potter's invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it standing near the fire in the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell "Believe it...or not!" after any of Dumbledore's speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not "The Dark Lord Happy-Pants" and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Double Secret Chamber of Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldmort is not Ganondorf and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arthitmacy exams.
119. I will not charm the suites of armor to do a rendition of "Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagall "McGoogles".
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
122. "Draco Malfoy takes it up the Arse" is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the revolutionary war in the Charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin" day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the First Years as "Tim the Enchanter".
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the common room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell "BAM!" every time I apparate.
131. I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to come in to the beginning of each Herbology class singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".
134. I will not teach the First Years to play the penis game in the Great Hall during meal times.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It's a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138. I will not tell the First Years Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the great hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.
142. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
143. I will not sing "We're off to see the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell "BURN" every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. "Y'all check this-here shit out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout "I have the Power".
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadagon that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell Ni from various places.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.

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Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews

Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 326,387 - Reviews: 7277 - Favs: 14,159 - Follows: 16,590 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.

The Road Not Taken by kellydofc reviews

What could have happened between Lily and Severus if he had said the right thing outside the Gryffindor Common Room. This story is AU. Everything you recognize belongs to JKR everything else is me. Rating is for violence, language and some adult content.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 371,305 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.

Those Left Behind by PenName76 reviews

Breaking Dawn AU: Jacob must flee with Nessie from the standoff with the Volturi. He fulfills his promise to Bella by bringing her to Charlie.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,014 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Charlie S., Renesmee C./Nessie

Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2540 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 4,641 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.

Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews

WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3572 - Favs: 8,040 - Follows: 10,774 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.

I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews

An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T

Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,232 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.

COTCHO:PM (Permanent Hiatus) by Nateman364 reviews

The road to becoming a Pokemon Master is a long and hard journey. No human knows that more than Ash Ketchum. But with his first two Legendary Pokemon, Mew and Mewtwo, by his side, things start to change a whole lot. Ash is smarter, calmer, and more independent than he was made out to be. He must incorporate various techniques to reach that goal. Some shipping included. Rated K .

Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 202,618 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 3,784 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi

Nobody Cared by etherian reviews

11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 368,968 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 6,879 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete

Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews

AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,540 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 11,012 - Follows: 11,004 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.

The Prince and I by BluechanXD reviews

N and White end their final battle in a tie. To make things fair, they make a deal. N will stop his ambitions on one condition: White must become his princess.

Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,845 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 11/6/2010 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko - Complete

Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews

AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,638 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 6,690 - Follows: 7,126 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.

The Broken Wall by TaraSoleil reviews

It was only a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 80,648 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., James P. - Complete

Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews

What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 5,383 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete

A New Place To Stay by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews

Harry is called up to Dumbledore's office at the end of his fourth year and told he is to go and live with Severus Snape. Severus does what no one else bothered to do― he takes care of Harry. Watch as Harry flourishes to all that he was meant to be: A Slytherin with a heart of a lion. No slash. Will Harry be able to beat Voldemort and save the people he loves? Read and find out.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 359,386 - Reviews: 7322 - Favs: 8,454 - Follows: 5,850 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35023 - Favs: 24,909 - Follows: 18,605 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete

George Weasley and the Computational Error by pisoprano reviews

Part 1 of The Computational Error Series. George Weasley may be 40 years old now, but he still misses his twin dearly. And when he has the chance to go back to 1989 and see Fred alive again and stop everything from happening, he can't resist. George's relationship with everyone he loves, however, will change in the process. Time Travel. NoSlash. COMPLETE

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,340 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete

White Memories by Many A Mistake reviews

N has defeated White and he is ready to do what he was destined to, free the pokemon, rule as king. But something has gone wrong. Waking up in a place that he has never seen before with the a hazy memory, N is told there are no pokemon and he is from a game, what is going on? N is in our world without pokemon...Shit. Dark themes/Fluff/OCXN Summary inside (Let this die)

Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 224,631 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 1/23/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko, White, OC - Complete

Everlast by Cometas Por El Cielo reviews

[To undergo edit when completed; ongoing] Ever Abernathy has won the 72nd Hunger Games and is now back in District 12. She soon learns that surviving the Hunger Games isn't all it's cracked up to be. Can she handle life after the arena?

Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 93 - Words: 238,004 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Haymitch A., Finnick O., OC

To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9686 - Favs: 21,673 - Follows: 12,893 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete

One Life to Live by LunarRainbow789 reviews

The story of how Lily and James fell in love, out ran Voldemort, and parented the Boy-who-lived. It will start with their last year at school and will continue all the way up to that fateful Halloween night.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,529 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.

Artemis's Mistake by Orvon hoolio reviews

Artemis messes up. And guess who takes the fall. You got it. Me. CC welcomed, but I'm not a fan of flames. Then again, who is? Thanks! Completed. Continued in Here We Go Again!

Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,313 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Artemis - Complete

Not Through the Night by procrastin8or951 reviews

The world is shrouded in war, black with evil, and Sirius Black is drowning in the darkness of his own soul, in the empty spaces in his heart and his stomach. He's fighting inside and out just to survive, to live through the fear, the hate, and the hunger. Sequel to Secrets Are Walls That Keep Us Alone. During the First Wizarding War. Please review!

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sirius B.

H J Potter by S.M wane reviews

Who would expect that sharing a simple kiss with his best friend was all it needed to begin a journey far beyond his greatest imagination? Soul-bond fic

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 563,028 - Reviews: 3764 - Favs: 7,862 - Follows: 5,072 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete

Searching by Meatball42 reviews

Waldo doesn't know where he is.

Where's Waldo? - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Complete

Lease of new Life by Brodus reviews

10 year old Harry has suffered horrible abuse for most of his short life. A concerned Dumbledore sends Severus and McGonagall to check up on him. What Severus finds there horrifies him and challenges all his preconceived notions about Harry.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 442,343 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.

Still Fighting to Walk Towards the Light by procrastin8or951 reviews

Sirius waits for salvation from the things that haunt him. Death. His family. Anorexia. But "salvation" is just another way of saying "happily ever after." This isn't a fairy tale. Happy endings don't exist. Sequel to Secrets Are Walls That Keep Us Alone.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,457 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete

Secrets Are Walls That Keep Us Alone by procrastin8or951 reviews

What ever happened to Sirius Black, infamous Marauder? Everything in his life is going wrong: his grades slip, his abuse from his parents is no longer a secret. His friends know he's sick, but they can't stop him. Anorexia is all he has left. MWPP Trigger warnings for anorexia, bulimia, EDNOS, and abuse

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 117,603 - Reviews: 999 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete

Equinox by myhorsiegirl22 reviews

***SEQUEL TO Solstice: After Breaking Dawn*** After Jacob left, what does Nessie do? What can she do? How will Edward react if he finds out about Renesmee and Jacob? In Renesmee's POV. Please R&R!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,265 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob

The Connubial Catalyst by XMarisolX reviews

Sheldon and Amy wrestle with the increasing demands of modern life and family, but an opportunity comes along that may finally make their dreams come true. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang face major life changes as well. CHAPTER 43B: "I do."

Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 186,116 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete

The Evolution of Shamy by scarlett3639 reviews

How two Homo Novus fall in love. Sheldon and Amy. Overlaps with my stories The English Element and The Verbal Variant

Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,601 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete

Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 9,107 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete

Magic by MandyJane reviews

The Next Generation - who are they? What are they like, who are they like, how do they grow? Are they apart or together? Beautiful or ugly? Strong or weak? Or are they just teenagers with famous names, muddling through like everyone else in the world?

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 53,289 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011

Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews

Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob

Ash's Little Mishaps by Aoi Hyoudou reviews

A series of funny one-shots that involves around Ash and your favorite anime characters from the Pokémon series. Some one-shots can be really, REALLY random at times, so you have been warned! Update #23 - The Flu Shot!

Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,236 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Delia K./Hanako - Complete

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Take Two by Rihaan reviews

The Harry/Hermione version, or remake, of the entire seventh year - Harry and Hermione think twice about their decisions as of late, and are not pleased with what the results might be. The journey towards the Darkest Harmony the Wizarding world has ever seen, starts with a letter. It's All for the Greater Good. Gray!HHr, Violence, Ron Bashing.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 84,994 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]

Lily's Changes by arekay reviews

When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 8,358 - Follows: 4,181 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete

Mudblood Battles by MoonBeam2254 reviews

With the Dark Lord ruling, he's chosen to create his own twisted version of the Hunger Games... For Mudbloods. Students everywhere always watch the American Hunger Games, now they're thrown into their own. Who lives and who dies? Well let the games begin. (Warning: Written when I was in 7th grade, a.k.a 3 years ago. Read at your own risk. xD)

Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,599 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete

Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16326 - Favs: 10,759 - Follows: 9,374 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.

The Weakest Link In The Chain by krazykook reviews

The decisions that you make now will ultimately decide what happens in your future. What if the decision Olivia Cullen has to make will allow somebody to live; or condemn them to death. After all, a chain is only as strong as it's weakest link... OC

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,892 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie

Prim by anditsgonnabetotallyawesome reviews

Prim's POV of her own death with the parachutes.

Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Prim E. - Complete

Crazy Little Thing Called Love by hello-quaffle-chaser reviews

This is a story of how Lily and James got together after the infamous event that followed the DADA O.W.L... How they went from enemies to friends to finally love... (UNEDITED AND UNBETA'D)

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 140,059 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete

Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews

For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?

Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4113 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete

Gnawing Hunger by SneverusSnapers reviews

Rich girl Kara finds herself immersed in the world of the Hunger Games with the girl who killed her mother. She wants revenge and the arena will provide it for her, but does she have the stomach to kill her old friend especially when the truth comes out?

Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 78,971 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Other tributes - Complete

No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews

Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 10,121 - Follows: 4,975 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete

The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews

My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 5,989 - Follows: 3,070 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete

Book 1, Renesmee's Life : Clouded Moon by LiLAnnie123 reviews

Deep down Renesmee Cullen loves Jacob Black. But more than friends? She isn't even quite sure. Jacob is very tempted to tell her everything when discovering Nessie's interest to a boy at her school. Meanwhile, SOMEONE seeks revenge . . . who?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 172,004 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete

Becoming Alpha by Miz636 reviews

A single difference changed Harry Potter as he began his life at the majestic castle known as Hogwarts. Collecting friends from all four Houses, he starts his journey by becoming the Alpha. Will the changes hinder or help his destiny?

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 172,345 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Tracey D. - Complete

In George's Eyes by Jedi Goat reviews

AU OotP. After the Quidditch injury that forever changed his life, George struggles to rebuild. Maybe laughter alone can't bring back their old life, but you can bet he and Fred will try anyway. UPDATED April 3, 2011.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,289 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/21/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete

Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews

When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete

Daughter of a Victor by Cometas Por El Cielo reviews

[in the process of chapter-by-chapter edits, slow; complete] AU Twelve-year-old Ever Abernathy is the daughter of the drunk winner of the 50th Hunger Games. When she is chosen as a District 12 tribute for the 72nd, will she survive, or will she suffer the typical District 12 tribute fate?

Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,634 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Haymitch A., Other tributes, OC - Complete

Ever by Cometas Por El Cielo reviews

Just a oneshot chapter for if the alternate ending was the real ending. Makes no sense without reading Daughter of a Victor first.

Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Haymitch A., Other tributes - Complete

Solstice: After Breaking Dawn by myhorsiegirl22 reviews

This is my version of what happens after Breaking Dawn. Nessie wants to be with Jacob, but she has to wait, to follow her parent's rules. But will she break them along the way? Mainly about Jacob and Renesmee. Please R&R!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,366 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete

This Time Around by chainofcommand reviews

Will not finished.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,821 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete

Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews

Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete

Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4229 - Favs: 10,564 - Follows: 4,218 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete

The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews

After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,111 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 4,497 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete

The Rebellious Life of Renesmee by TwiMelodyFlute reviews

Renesmee is tired of being miss goody goody so she starts breaking the rules. And constantly reaching her parents limits especially Edward's. What will happen when she pushed his buttons too far, and starts loosing people that she loves one by one?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,250 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete

Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9410 - Favs: 24,089 - Follows: 9,584 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete

New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews

Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete

Falling Over Me Again by ArdnaidOcirg reviews

Edward, unknowingly, left Bella pregnant in NM. 7 years later, Bella's a vampire and she's with Nessie. What if Nessie starts to go to school where the Cullens are? Will they find out and will Bella let Edward to be a Dad?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,994 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete

Her Dreams Give Her Wings by Kelly Quit Lollygagging reviews

When 9 year old Renesmee runs away from her abusive father, and all she's ever known, will Edward & Bella be enough to save her? Or will Renesmee save Edward & Bella? JxR AH Abuse, dark themes. No rape.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete

A Light in the Dark by Athenian Grace reviews

Vernon and Petunia Dursley didn’t see the letter Dumbledore left and brought baby Harry to a hospital. Will compassionate Doctor Cullen be able to let Harry go? Will they ever understand Harry's past? Twilight crossover

Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,722 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete

Baby Names by L3ftOfCent3r reviews

A very pregnant Renesmee goes into labor during a fit of laughter brought on by one of Jacob and Rosalie's arguments. But, what kind of name do you give a vampire-human-werewolf baby? *ONE-SHOT*

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete

Searching For Perfection by krazykook reviews

Sequel to 'Working For Perfection.' All was well, until something happens which makes Ginny relapse and restart her mission for 'Perfection.' WARNING: Contains eating disorders.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete

Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews

Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete

Are You Cross? by Angelauthor14 reviews

Harry is rescued from the Dursleys at the age of four and is raised by Sirius and Remus. A childhood that Harry deserved! Lots of bonding as Harry begins to trust Sirius and Remus. First fic, so please review. WARNING: DURSLEY ABUSE!

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 126,051 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.

Working For Perfection by krazykook reviews

Perfection, What is perfection? Whatever it is, Ginny Weasley wants it, and the only way she feels it's possible to achieve it, is by starving herself. WARNING! conatins eating disorders.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete

Timely Errors by Worfe reviews

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 10,282 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete

Missing Daddy by PenName76 reviews

Renesmee wakes up to find Edward missing.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,627 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete

Emerald Eyes by JadeSullivan reviews

After Harry is caught exploding a cauldron in 2nd year Potions, Snape insists he keep a firm hand on the boy he must secretly protect. However, Snape discovers that there is more to the twelve yr old than unruliness.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,843 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete

Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8331 - Favs: 10,452 - Follows: 5,416 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete

The Wizarding World's Got Talent! by Angelauthor14 reviews

HP/Britain's Got Talent. All of your favourite characters perform on WWGT. Who will win? Well, YOU can decide, because in the finals you vote via review, and the person with the least votes will leave! This is for Morphox!

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008

Every Boy Should Have A Dog by Rhapsody Belle reviews

James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete

Lilies in Autumn by little0bird reviews

Harry and Ginny find themselves in a familiar situation.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,854 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete

Whelp II The Wrath of Snape by jharad17 reviews

Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,346 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete

The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews

James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 154 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete

Making Mistakes by little0bird reviews

The story of how Albus Severus Potter was born.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 118,526 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete

Primary School Essays by Angelauthor14 reviews

Have you ever wondered how no one knew about the abuse Harry had to sustain? The clues were all there, but they were all dismissed. This fic is of Harry's essays from primary school; the clues are all included, but are all ignored. COMPLETE!

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete

Elvendork! It's unisex! by dlestrange reviews

The Marauders take a little trip to Hogsmeade and discover a delightful new name. Everything belongs to JKR. Even the world. Or something. Whut.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete

A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,901 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete

Whelp by jharad17 reviews

AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete

The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews

What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7586 - Favs: 9,695 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete

Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,586 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete

Teaching in the Future by RedHal reviews

A couple of years after the class of 1980 graduated Hogwarts, James, Lily, and Sirius are asked to teach DADA.There is a catch though. They are to teach in 1998. So, Dumbledore sends them into the future to teach Harry.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,927 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete

Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5704 - Favs: 10,097 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete

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Pernicious reviews

Renesmee Carlie Cullen is not a happy camper. She's sick and tired of being controlled by her family. But when she discovers something she CAN control, things get ugly. Can she resolve the coldness between her family and herself? And what about that intriguing boy in all her classes that seems to see right through her? Rated T for eating disorders and possible mild language.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie