Name: How 'bout I go bye... Samara. (Love that name. If you want to know yes the one from The Ring)

Gender: I'm a girl.

Age: Between 1 and 99

Fav. Games and Movies: Metal Gear the twin snakes, any Kingdom Hearts, The Ring, and Harry Potter

Fav Parings

Metal Gear

Meryl/Solid Snake

Solid Snake/Otacon

Otacon/Wolf

Liquid Snake/Ocolot

Kingdom Hearts

Sora/Riku

Roxas/Axel

Marluxia/Anyone

Xemnas/Saix

Larxene/Namine

The Ring

No one

Harry Potter

Harry/Draco

Harry/Ron

Serious/Lupin

Quriell/Voldemort

Fav Anime/Manga: Bleach, Black Cat, Code Geass, Code Lyoko, Sailor Moon, Death Note, Inuyasha, Blood, Teen Titans, and Naruto

Fav Pairings:

Death Note:

Light/L

Matt/Mello

Bleach:

Toshiro/Gin

Momo/Rangiku

Rukia/Orih

Ulqi/Grimm

Orih/Ulqi

NARUTO:

Sakura/Ino

Sasuke/Naruto

Sasori/Deidara

Kakashi/Iruka

Kiba/Shino

Lee/Neji

Kabuto/Shizune

Kabuto/Orochimaru

Pairings I absoulutely HATE... or dislike.

Naruto/Sakura

Orochimaru/Anyone except Kabuto and Jiryia

Jiryia/Anyone except Orochimaru

Tsunade/anyone

"Real men take it up the ass... and real women like to watch it" (i love that one)

"You say you've been around the block a few times...well that's because you were too fucking drunk to find the house."

"5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions."
"Always forgive your enemies, because nothing annoys them more."
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
"Don't drink and drive; you might spill your beer!"
"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."
"I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"If you want breakfast in bed, go sleep in the kitchen."
"I hate it when I get food in my sand."
"I have a dream, and in it something eats you."
"I'm not littering, I'm donating to the earth."
"I put ketchup on my ketchup."
"Is there a hyphen in obsessive-compulsive?"
"It's bad luck to be superstitious."
"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"Manga: The Anti-Drug. Because when you're addicted to manga, how could you possibly afford drugs?!"
"Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up."
"My homework ate my dog!"
"My life is too much for me to keep up with. I want my sippy cup back."
"My mind works like lightning...One brilliant flash and it's gone."
"NO TRESPASSING. Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again."
"Of course I'm out of my mind!...It's dark and scary in there..."
"Of course violence isn't the answer. 'Violence' is the question and 'yes' is the answer!"
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
"Smile. It confuses people."
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"That which doesn't kill you...Will probably try again."
"There's too much blood in my caffeine system!"
"They say I have A.D.H.D., but I just don't understa- oh look! A kitty!"
"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."
"Tucking fypos!"
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."
"You're not paranoid if they really are out to get you."

And now an ode to yaoi:

If yaoi were vodka

And i were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And i ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up