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I would like to write about me, but "me" seems to change alot.

Things that don't change much are things like my style in clothing. Let's just say, I dress in guy clothing. They're comfy, baggy, not tight and that's that. Another thing - my hair is usually always short cause I dislike having long hair for it's to uncomfortable and is too flippin' hot, but I'm trying to let it grow long again. My natural hair colour is a browny-reddish though. I'm tall, fun, outgoing and just awesome but like a lot of people, I have my secrets and regrets. I love music (not rihanna, britney spears or anything like that. More of a 'Red Hot Chili Peppers, Five Finger Death Punch and Atreyu listener) I absolutely hate moving around unless I have a burst of energy, I'm lazy as hell (thus not updating stories quickly) and tend to be ill-tempered when it comes to those skinny jeans. I'm ill-tempered with a lot of things and can go on about things I hate. One last thing. I LOVE Apple Sauce. Diss it, and you die.

P.S I'm trying to get familiar with more animes so that I'm not an all Naruto writer. :P


Ignore my friends typing up above. She's an idiot! xD
Anywho...
Because I do not write these things in my stories...I will say them here.

Disclaimer!: I do NOT own any of the characters that I write about, only my created - xOC - characters...

Many people have told me I should write disclaimers, but honestly...Why do you need disclaimers when you already know who actually created the characters?
If you go to read, say a Naruto story that is for...Naruto himself!, there is usually always a disclaimer saying, "I do not own Naruto...Misashi Mishimoto does." Well no duh! So thats why I don't put them; they're annoying and stupid. I'm sorry if not putting them 'offends' you. So there, I put it on my profile so you can be happy.

Regarding my Gaara story. I lost all my written chapters and got stuck immediately. Sorry if you're mad I deleted it.

I like one-shots or short stories. I don't have enough attention span to interest myself in long chapter stories. It's annoying I know! I like lemons, and that's mainly what I do. Don't like it, find a different author. I almost always write in a 'you' perspective and find it easier to use a name even if it is not your actual name.


Narutard Quiz

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

- Kimimaro...And Gaara

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

-Hm, Deisaso; Sasunaru; Naruhina; GaaLee; DeiTobi; ItaSasu; ShikaTem; I have a lot.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

-Definetly Yaoi.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

- I cosplayed Dosu once, t'was fun.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

- Naruto Volumes 23&24, Ita&Kisame poster, Naruto figurine, Sasuke figurine, Leaf Headband

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

-...Hm... Definetly Kimimaro.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

- KibaHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

- Sasunaru!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

- Gai's Team - Neji is my nii-san -

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

- No. I know who Tobi really is.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

- Yes. I'm already past those episodes. :P

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

- Pain. He's my father. -

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

- ...Hard. Probably Anti-Sasuke. He's a Douche.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

- I've seen every Naruto episode and a few of the Shippuudens.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

- Yuppers.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

- No...

17. Sub or dub?

- Definetly Dub. I like to see what the characters are doing instead of reading words.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

- Anti-Sakura. She's an idiot. I like her a little more than less in shippuuden cause she actually does stuff.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

- ...Awesome. Just awesome.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

- I already said I did.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

- Uh...Neither? xD

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

- Danzo. I hate his ugly ass and want to humiliate him.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

- Way Weird but COMPLETELY AWESOME!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

- Iunno..Uh...Sasuke? :S (He's to ahrd ass for girls -.-)

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

- HELL YEAH!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

- All the time but they never get finished unforetunetly (which I'm trying to change.)

27. Do you like lemons?

- The best.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

- They don't know them specifically... They can't even pronouce his name properly -.-

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

- Every one.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

- I got some of my songs form them. :P

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

- My sister loves it now! :D

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

- Gym class, at the beginning I was drawing chibi's and Jesse pointed at each one saying their names.! :D

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

- I drew a Naruto chibi is art. :P Got 4+ on it! x3

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

- Definetly! :D (4+ in art xD)

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

- Was broke before I ever heard of Naruto.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

- I'd like to... You know, see what it's like? :P

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

- ...He's dead.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

- I don't have a gallery but I have drawn thousands of NAruto pictures.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

- Pfft. Mr. Wing-Masochist.? O.o (No DX)

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

- Many? :S

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

- Hehe, maybe? No, not completely... :P


Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1- Kakashi

2- Naruto

3- Kimimaro

4- Tayuya

5- Temari

6- Gaara

7- Tobi

8- Hidan

9- Hinata

10- Pain

11- Jugo

12- Neji (He's my nii-san! sparkleh eyes)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Gaara/Jugo
- Haha... imagines Ahaha, no. But it would definetly be interesting.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Tayuya
- Oh, that smexy beast. She's awesome! :P xD (She's perty?)

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Neji/Hidan
- Ah...ahahahaha! I'd love it! xD

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Hinata
- I've read many characterxHinata.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Naruto/Gaara
- Very interesting couple.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Hm...TemHina, TemPain... I can't decide. O.O'

7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Kimimaro/Pain
- Oh Jeez, My most loved character with my dad...
Let's see...
Pain would be all like, "Come join!" and Kimimaro would be like "Nuuu~ Orochimaru-sama is my lord!" And pain would be all, "Fuck him! Come with me!" But Kimimaro would keep refusing and then Pain pins him to the wall and they have hot kinky sex!
...I don't know! T.T

Maybe something a little more natural? xD

8) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff
Kakashi/Hidan
- I recall reading one. :S

9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic
- NejiTobi...
Uh...Jeez...
Tobi doesn't get a lot of attention and everyone critizes Tobi and calls him stupid. So Neji tells him he isn't stupid and tells him how Naruto helped him with crap...And Tobi is intrested...And then Neji tells Tobi to be strong?
So unlike Neji...
Still, I don't effing know! xD

10) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
- Kimimaro hentai? Hell yeah. (Samara~)

11) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
- Sam was going to attempt to make a Jugo Lemon? :S

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
- NarutoxTayuyaxTemari... Naruto would be a lucky man. xD

13) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Pain
- "Ah, fuck you're tight!" ? Hm eh! EH!

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hidan
- Hm...Haha, Kim by Eminem? xD
Nah, I don't know...
Kim is the only song I know that is very...Hardcore. O.o

But Hidan would totally do that? (Disincluding the whole loving parts...If you know what I mean. :S)

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
- Kakashi/Neji/Gaara...
"Warning - Explicit Yaoi, involes profanity and lots of violence."

16) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Naruto/Pain
- "Hey there, are you a masochist? 'Cause Pain is my middle name!"
How was that? xD

1. Mugi

2. Sakura

3. Shizune

4. Genma

5. Sasuke

6. Temari

7. Kidomaru

8. Jirobo

9. Jiraiya

10. Kimimaro

11. Gaara

12. Pain

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Temari/Gaara
Yupp...Sandcest.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Genma
Hell he's damn smexy!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Pain/Jirobo
I think eight is already pregnant - WITH FOOD!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Jiraiya
Uh...yeah...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Sakura/Temari
...No.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Sasuke/Jiraiya...Sasuke/Kimimaro
I suppose Sasuke/Kimimaro would be more...appropriate?

7) How might seven react if they walked in on two and twelve having sex?
Kidomaru...Sakura/Pain
I don't know how he would react actually. He might wonder about the age difference but it's not like he's met either of 'em.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Shizune/Kimimaro

I...I can't think of one! D:
ZOMG! I CAN'T!
Uh...closest thing I could think of is Shizune being sent on a mission to Orochimaru's layer...And gets caught. Which Kimimaro has to dispose of her in some way...
I don't know!! Sucks.
Sorry...?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Mugi/Jirobo
No one likes Mugi.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Kidomaru/Pain
Kidomaru ends up being resented from the "Sound 4" because of his freakish 'more then 2' arms...
Pain see's that as an advantage in the Akatsuki and asks him to join! And let's Kidomaru paint his room which ever colour he wants~?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Genma/Mugi
I don't really think Mugi needs to be de-flowered anymore then he already is. :

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Shizune
Uh...Not that I know of...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Gaara
Doesn't everyone?~

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
SakuraxGenmaxSasuke
Probably not.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Kimimaro
"Orochimaru-sama~!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Jirobo
That one song about food...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve lemon, what would the warning be?
MugixTemarixPain
"Warning: Lemon includes uncomfortable settings with people who don't know what they're doing."

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Kimimaro/Sakura
"I want to rip your roots out and put you into a gigantic pot!"

...Sakura's name means Cherry Blossom...

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Gaara...Sakura/Jirobo
"It's sort of difficult having a relationship between your mortal enemy."

20) How emo is Seven?
Kidomaru
I bet he cuts each one of his wrists each night.


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"They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people."
"I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away."
"You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home."
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
"The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be."
"If you are smelling the roses and a bear comes, the roses don't smell so pretty anymore do they?"
"When you're born, your crying and everyone around you is smiling. Live your life so that when you die, everyone around you is crying and you're smiling."
"When life gives you lemons make grapejuice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it."
"We're not retreating, we're advancing in another direction!"
"ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder"
"When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide."
"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? "
"Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days...""
"A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to the guy in public and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
"We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass."
"You know, they say dreams are the gateway to reality. I think there's more to it. But, what do I know? I only have telekinesis and a straight jacket."

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and i can get how Rock beats Scissors, but there's no way that Paper can beat Rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't there sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to write notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear paper in two seconds. When i play Rock/ Paper/ Scissors, i always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say: Oh! I'm sorry, i thought Paper would protect you, you asshole!"

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I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

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