![]() I would like to write about me, but "me" seems to change alot. Things that don't change much are things like my style in clothing. Let's just say, I dress in guy clothing. They're comfy, baggy, not tight and that's that. Another thing - my hair is usually always short cause I dislike having long hair for it's to uncomfortable and is too flippin' hot, but I'm trying to let it grow long again. My natural hair colour is a browny-reddish though. I'm tall, fun, outgoing and just awesome but like a lot of people, I have my secrets and regrets. I love music (not rihanna, britney spears or anything like that. More of a 'Red Hot Chili Peppers, Five Finger Death Punch and Atreyu listener) I absolutely hate moving around unless I have a burst of energy, I'm lazy as hell (thus not updating stories quickly) and tend to be ill-tempered when it comes to those skinny jeans. I'm ill-tempered with a lot of things and can go on about things I hate. One last thing. I LOVE Apple Sauce. Diss it, and you die. P.S I'm trying to get familiar with more animes so that I'm not an all Naruto writer. :P Ignore my friends typing up above. She's an idiot! xD Disclaimer!: I do NOT own any of the characters that I write about, only my created - xOC - characters... Many people have told me I should write disclaimers, but honestly...Why do you need disclaimers when you already know who actually created the characters? Regarding my Gaara story. I lost all my written chapters and got stuck immediately. Sorry if you're mad I deleted it. I like one-shots or short stories. I don't have enough attention span to interest myself in long chapter stories. It's annoying I know! I like lemons, and that's mainly what I do. Don't like it, find a different author. I almost always write in a 'you' perspective and find it easier to use a name even if it is not your actual name. Narutard Quiz 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? - Kimimaro...And Gaara 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? -Hm, Deisaso; Sasunaru; Naruhina; GaaLee; DeiTobi; ItaSasu; ShikaTem; I have a lot. 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? -Definetly Yaoi. 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? - I cosplayed Dosu once, t'was fun. - Naruto Volumes 23&24, Ita&Kisame poster, Naruto figurine, Sasuke figurine, Leaf Headband 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? -...Hm... Definetly Kimimaro. 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? - KibaHina. 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? - Sasunaru! 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? - Gai's Team - Neji is my nii-san - 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) - No. I know who Tobi really is. 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? - Yes. I'm already past those episodes. :P 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? - Pain. He's my father. - 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? - ...Hard. Probably Anti-Sasuke. He's a Douche. 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? - I've seen every Naruto episode and a few of the Shippuudens. 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? - Yuppers. 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? - No... 17. Sub or dub? - Definetly Dub. I like to see what the characters are doing instead of reading words. 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? - Anti-Sakura. She's an idiot. I like her a little more than less in shippuuden cause she actually does stuff. 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? - ...Awesome. Just awesome. 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? - I already said I did. 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? - Uh...Neither? xD 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? - Danzo. I hate his ugly ass and want to humiliate him. 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? - Way Weird but COMPLETELY AWESOME! 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? - Iunno..Uh...Sasuke? :S (He's to ahrd ass for girls -.-) 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? - HELL YEAH!! 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? - All the time but they never get finished unforetunetly (which I'm trying to change.) 27. Do you like lemons? - The best. 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? - They don't know them specifically... They can't even pronouce his name properly -.- 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? - Every one. 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? - I got some of my songs form them. :P 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? - My sister loves it now! :D 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? - Gym class, at the beginning I was drawing chibi's and Jesse pointed at each one saying their names.! :D 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' - I drew a Naruto chibi is art. :P Got 4+ on it! x3 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? - Definetly! :D (4+ in art xD) 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? - Was broke before I ever heard of Naruto. 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? - I'd like to... You know, see what it's like? :P 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? - ...He's dead. 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? - I don't have a gallery but I have drawn thousands of NAruto pictures. 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? - Pfft. Mr. Wing-Masochist.? O.o (No DX) 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? - Many? :S 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? - Hehe, maybe? No, not completely... :P Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions! 1- Kakashi 2- Naruto 3- Kimimaro 4- Tayuya 5- Temari 6- Gaara 7- Tobi 8- Hidan 9- Hinata 10- Pain 11- Jugo 12- Neji (He's my nii-san! sparkleh eyes) 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Maybe something a little more natural? xD 8) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff 9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic 10) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? 11) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? 13) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? 14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? But Hidan would totally do that? (Disincluding the whole loving parts...If you know what I mean. :S) 15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 16) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? 1. Mugi 2. Sakura 3. Shizune 4. Genma 5. Sasuke 6. Temari 7. Kidomaru 8. Jirobo 9. Jiraiya 10. Kimimaro 11. Gaara 12. Pain 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7) How might seven react if they walked in on two and twelve having sex? 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. I...I can't think of one! D: 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve lemon, what would the warning be? 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? ...Sakura's name means Cherry Blossom... 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? 20) How emo is Seven? Copy~ Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! "A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. 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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs, copy and paste this on your profile. If you watch Naruto Abrigded copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are okay with gay people copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like kitties copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile! If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Random~ "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and i can get how Rock beats Scissors, but there's no way that Paper can beat Rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't there sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to write notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear paper in two seconds. When i play Rock/ Paper/ Scissors, i always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say: Oh! I'm sorry, i thought Paper would protect you, you asshole!" ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your 22. 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