Russiamerica, read the warnings. From a simple trip on escaping the heat, America gets way over his head when Ivan decides that the nation is his new 'lover.' Every freaking chapter is a lemon and there are too many kinks to mention!

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

[Down For Maintenance] When Alfred finds himself trapped in a world of dreams it's up to him and his newfound companion Ivan to make it out alive. But waking up is harder than it seems. And what does this have to do with his comatose mom? RusAme M for later chapters

Everyone knows Loki was adopted, no one knows his origins. Thor loves Loki more than Asgard's law allows, but Loki's magic keeps their affair secret from Heimdall. Until one day Thor is too open with his affections towards Loki. Odin takes drastic action which leads to both sons rebelling and revealing sides of themselves no one knew existed. Based on a fanvid by bachboska1. Thorki

Series of one-shots involving mainly HouseWilson. Contains pre-slash, slash, and now a bit of HouseWilsonChase in a few chapters . Rated for language and sexual situations. Now complete! Please refer to profile for further information!

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside

Thor and the Avengers wake up with no memory of the last 24 hours. They have no idea what has happened, but it makes even less sense when Thor finds Loki beaten half to death in his room. No slash!

and not out of the closet. America feels they've been lying about their existance for long enough once he discovers that his people are statring to notice an immotally young man through out the pages of history. some parings/ slight OC warning

Thor issues a challenge to Loki in the middle of a banquet. A slash fic with Thor and Loki featuring brotherly bond, flirting, teasing, pseudo incestuous actions & sexing. Well I continued it, this is turning into a little multi chapter fic. Ch 2 is up and there are a few more on the way as well. Hope you enjoy

"How have you never had a pet?" he asked in disbelief. Tony Stark: The Man Who Has It All apparently hasn't had it all. Tony rolled his eyes and stirred his coffee quickly, spoon tapping against the ceramic loudly. "I've had pets," he drawled. "I've made pets."

Alfred decides to visit his Russian lover, but the cold weather makes them cuddle up with a movie. Poor Alfred, he really can't handle horror. Good thing Russia is there to help distract him. bad summery is bad. OTL

Loki is overcome by a mysterious fit of lust, and finally lets Thor know how he wishes for their relationship to be. This is the result. Thor/Loki. Yaoi, Incest. Don't like, don't read.

Adult content one-shot. Marvel movie universe. Thorki Thor/Loki . If that's not for you, then this would be a bad story for you to read. If you're into Thorki, then please, keep reading!

Thoki in the snow as requested by G Louth. This is a piece taken from my Life in A Gilded Cage flick, and instead of it being brotherly love that saves them. It is a realisation that they are both deeply in love with each other. Slash/gay kissing/adult content warning. This MAY be continued if enough people review. Its up to you guys now, let me know what you think :

After Thor's admission, what will Loki do with Thor's desires to see the two Lokis together..intimately? More wild Asgardian sex, beware all ye who enter... Its rather hot in Thor's bed chambers! Major M!

Loki and Thor give into their desires, but what happens when Loki brings his double into the mix? M! Wild Smut! Hot Asgardian sex for sale, see inside for details ;

Loki decided to try a human drug, curious if it would have any effect on him… well, the effect was quite intense… / It's my first Thor/Loki fic, so please be nice to me. Rated M for a reason. Warnings: OOCness, bad English, incest. R&R please!

Loki has only ever wanted Thor to notice him. oneshot

Loki has been taken abord Shield's ship, Thor momentarily deciding he needs to speak to Loki on his own has taken him from his original large glass cell to a small interrogation chamberupon the ship. Warnings: Dub-con, overpowering actions, foul language.

For Loki, pleasuring himself when having his brother in the same bed is a very tricky thing to do without getting caught...

Five obvious things that got in the way and one surprising thing that didn't. slash m/m implied mpreg (Don't like - Don't read ppl!)

ONESHOT: Pure smut between the God of Thunder and the God of Mischief.

Loki is trying out a new spell when it earns some...unexpected results. -cat ears!Loki- ThorLoki! SOON TO BE A TWO-SHOT

Prompt filled from norsekink: "When they were young, Thor and Loki got into spats all the time. And unless they were actually training, Thor never wanted to actually hurt his little brother; so he would tickle Loki to subdue him ... ..but Loki LIKES it.

"Lucy may have shot me," The Master whispered his last words to The Doctor, looking him straight in the eye with an icy glare. "But you're the reason I'm dead." First Doctor Who story!

The Doctor and the Master go out to dinner, but the Doctor has an idea. Slash. One-shot.

The Master is bored; the Doctor distracts him. Slash, one-shot.

Thor takes part in an annual tournament and wants Loki to cheer for him. As a member of the royal family Loki is forbidden to show favoritism, even when it concerns his brother, something which Thor doesn't seem to understand. Thor/Loki

Ever since they first met the spark between the Doctor and the Master exicted. It didn't die through time and batlles. But while spending an year on the Valiant would they find it again, or would they deny it's exictence once more?

America had always wanted to learn a foreign language... RussiaAmerica fluff drabble, nothing graphic.

Sweden talks dirty to Finland in his native tongue. Sweden/Finland, short, smutty, with lots of untranslated Swedish dirty talk

After too many stressful weeks of endless work, Quirrell can't take it anymore. He NEEDS some relief. / AVPM Quirrelmort/Quirrellmort. Loooooong SMUT one-shot. First smut I've ever written, so any form of feedback is much appreciated!

Warning; Smut and Slash. The Master and the Doctor, affixed with the violent urges of being the last of their kind. There is a fine line between love and hate, sometimes you can hardly tell the deference. Master/Doctor

Meetings are boring. Can you really blame the nations for passing notes? Written with scrambled-eggs-at-midnight.

Alfred was simply wanting to get away from his dad, but what he got was something much different. Something he never would have dreamed in his worst nightmares. Written by Unshadowed Heart and myself.

In this world, our favorite APH characters are ranked by card position. . . And lets just say that their personality matches their card. . . Or does their card decide their personality? Fail summary, please read inside! Spasibo!

Romano goes downstairs to get a midnight snack.. but what does he find? This is somewhat-smut. x3 READ! :D

America and England are in an economic crisis, Alfred is the one who has to go and ask Russia for help as his economy is now so great. Rated M for later chapters and language, no warnings inside just straight to the story. May change that later. AmeRus.

America has a terrible dream and soon finds himself in an awkward position. RusAme, with hints of other junk. M for terrible smut.

The Master cuffed the Doctor's thin wrists to the bed and laughed "I thought you would have been more of a challenge, Doctor. It's as if you want this as much as I do."

One-shot: He buried his face indignantly in the crook of Russia's neck, breathing in his scarf, scars, and let the tears go silently as Russia wrapped his arms once more around him and whispered incoherent Russian-isms into his hair. Russia/America. R&R!

When Gilbert enters the house he used to share with Austria, he can't help but to let the memories of the aristocrat that he used to love come flooding back into his mind. *Friendship/Hurt/Comfort/Romance?*

The Timor Hotel seems to offer a beautiful stay for both America and England who are away on business. However as time passes, things turn for the worse as the two find themselves in a hotel with several things straight out of both of their nightmares.

One night at a bar, and one song, changes everything between. The Former Soviet Union, and 'The Hero'. Rated for some language and iffy stuff. The first story in my Hetalia Song-fic Series.

Spoilers for Last of the Time Lords and The End of Time. The Master travels through time, space, and nothingness before the Doctor can find a way to bring him back.

It's July 4th, and America wakes up early with the intent of informing Russia. Rated M for fairly obvious reasons. My summaries are terrible...

America always hopes that the Fourth of July would indeed become the day of 'happy' birthday. He hopes the same this year. Birthday fic. USUK. Happy birthday, America :3

Italy is suppose to clean his bedroom and get rid of stuff with Germany, but instead, he thinks of a song from one of my favorite movies, 'the little mermaid' fun CRACK!

AU: Gallery Nine, the hottest club in the city, isn't famous just for its music. No, the hosts that offer a good time there are almost legendary, but even beyond that, is there a darker secret to the Gallery? France x America

America discovers something about Russia after a romp in the bedroom that amuses him, Russia gives his rebuttal. No real sex, just heavy undertones of. Odd sex quirks

Songfic to the song "The Only Exception" by Paramore. USxUK, a healthy dose of angst, and implied sexytimes, so reader beware. R&R because you just might hate me.

Russia and America spend some quality time together during the winter.

USUK What happens when Arthur delivers Alfred's birthday present only five minutes into the 4th of July. He discovers a hidden personality with a little bit of music thrown in there. M for Yaoi

October and April are two opposing months from two opposing seasons. They should never have fallen in love. But they have, and unfortunately it can only end in disaster. RusAme

Rome and Germania visit modern day Italy and cause a little bit of yummy chaos. Yaoi

On a late stormy night, Roderich finds an annoying guest at his door. And after an attempt to get him to leave, an ordinary night becomes an extraordinary new experience. Human names used, Yaoi.

"Alfred turns red in an instant and staggers backwards, hand pressed flat against his cheek where he felt Ivan's lips against his skin." .:AU Drabble with Li'l Alfred and Ivan:.

Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?

Alfred is determined to collect all of the current Happy Meal toys. And, as always, Russia is dragged into 'helping' him. A tooth-rottingly fluffy drabble.

Ivan Braginski, a succesful Russia business man, moves to America to escape the tomb of a house he left behind only to be visted by a mysterious boy in his dreams. He becomes obssessed and infatuated with him. RusAme, AU, ghosts.

Russian roulette is not the same without a gun, a bloody gun full of secrets...RusAme.

Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.

America hates sitting still and Russia hates him, well, for everything and anything. But what happens when Russia decides to give him a present for making him hate him all these years. Warning-Near rape, violence, and blood RusxAme

One small kiss can spiral, leading to exciting paths. Ludwig/Feliciano