The girls are out hunting and Carlisle is at work, leaving a full-grown Nessie at home with her dim-wit uncles and dad. what happens when Nessie starts her time of the month with houseful of ignorant male vamps? NO OOC! All vamps Rated T for mild cussing.

Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!

Edward has kept the details of his human life a secret, but when Nessie wants to bake chocolate chip cookies, he's going to have to answer her questions, and reveal the only other girl that has touched his heart like Bella has.

Nessie's first day of high school brings Edward to memories.

Edward's POV during Bella's change when he introduces his daughter to the Cullens. Based on the glimpse of memory Ness shows Bella. This story makes reference to another that I've written,'Edward's Epiphany' but they can stand alone.