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Name: Sierra

State: Wisconsin

If you really need to contact me you can message me at sierra_schulz@yahoo.com or Spottedshadow54@gmail.com

Things about me

1) Whenever I'm not on line, reading, or watching a movie, I'm out working in my orchard, garden or deck garden.

Webpage That has character Designs and ideas for Playing with Fire:

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes ( I apoligize to everything, even if didn't touch it)
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children( But isn't it for Children? I guess aspirn is now addictive. Find a better addictions. Mines Caffine. (Caffine is the main ingrediant in asprin))

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts ( NO way!!!!) (are there peas too???)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Now what am I going to use???)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (where did I put the curve piece?)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (And how do I do that???)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required ( Trying to be even more tricky)

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Now I am curious...)

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

18. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

19. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) (Wait! That goes against #5!)

20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

24. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

25. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space. You know them astronauts...they just love the holidays!)

26. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

27. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

30. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (WHAT! I was so looking forward to showing my friends!)

I find that it's funny when it's 50 degrees in California and that makes national News, where as it's -18 here in Wisconsin and we still have to go to school and stand out in the cold. Its time to actually wear a coat. Too bad my parka doesn't fit in my locker. My solution: T-shirt, Long sleeve, Hoodie and light coat. Put the long sleeve under the t-shirt and most of your body heat will stay in contact with your skin.

You know that your brain may have stopped working clearly when:

You can discuss the Pope, the Vatican, Steve Jobs, Apple products and the Amish in 5 minutes with great comparative and including statements.

When you ask why your family wants to celebrate your birthday instead of ignoring you for your older siblings.

You stand on the thin line that defines insanity and clarity before putting a foot on both sides.

No matter how many times you look at the door, you still somehow walk into it.

You get tired by drinking coffee. (true story, coffee helps me sleep right away. I think it happens since its warm and easy to relax with)