I have an account on DeviantART Named IwuvSP

My favorite bands are:

Insane Clown Posse

MSI (Mindless Self Indulgence)

Blink 182

Disturbed

MCR (my chemical romance)

& The Pretty Reckless

other:
Name's Kali.
14 years of age
Straight
Yaoi is my life.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

A White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.'' The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: ''Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK' ''When I grew up I was BLACK,'' ''When im sick i'm BLACK'', ''When i go in the sun im BLACK'', ''When i'm cold i'm BLACK'', ''When I die i'll be BLACK'', ''But you sir.'' ''When you're born you're PINK'', ''When you grow up you're WHITE'', ''When you're sick you're GREEN'', ''When you go in the sun you turn RED'', ''When you're cold you turn BLUE'', ''And when you die you turn PURPLE'', ''And you have the nerve to call me colored?' The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish:

I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.

I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I wear black , so i must be a goth or emo.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants.

I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see.

I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.

I'm into THREATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

6 word love letter

repost with the title 6 word love letter 6 word love note. ONCE YOU START. YOU MUST FINISH. if this doesn't touch your heart... you're heartless. One night a guy and girl where driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & and that it was time to move on. A silent tear rolled down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the driver seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out& read it, it said "Without your love, i would die." 1st: If you post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you. 2: RE-POST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!! (EVEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS!)

PREP

You own a cell phone.
you own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house

Total : 6

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total : 8

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
you like Converse
you hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total : 7

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total : 8

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
you have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 9

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot.
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance.

Total : 2

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 8

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equiptment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number

Total: 1

Stan: [X] You're the normal kid [ ] You have an older sister [ ]You often puke [X] You have a poofball hat [ ] One of your parents is a geologist [ ] Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn [ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend [X] You have a lot of talents

Count: 3

Kyle: [ ] You're Jewish [X] You own an ushanka [ ] You have an adopted sibling [x] You easily get mad [ ] Your hair is curly [ ] You're diabetic [x] Green and Orange are one of your favorite colors [ ] One of your parents is a lawyer

Count: 3

Cartman: [ ] You're fat/big-boned [ ] You get made fun of because of your body weight [ ] People make fat jokes about you [X] You eat a lot of junk food [ ] You love acting/dressing like Hitler [ ] You think Ginger Kids have no souls [ ] You've once made over 10,000 dollars [X] You have a single mother for a reason

Count: 2

Kenny: [X] You hide your face [X] You're quiet [ ] You love boobies [X] You're such a pervert with a dirty mind [ ] You have cheesed before [ ] You're poor [ ] Your parents fight all the time [ ] You beg for money

Count: 3

Butters: [X] You often get called "gay" (GAY MEANS HAPPY XD) [ ] You get grounded all the time [X] You don't have a lot of hair [X] You've seen your parents naked before [ ] You have a fatass friend [X] You're not that popular at school [X] You dance [X] You've fallen in love with the opposite sex

Count: 6

Craig: [X] You flip people off [ ] You're one of the cool kids at school [X] You've gotten ripped off before [X ] You think you're cool [ ] Most of the time you're not happy [X ] You don't participate in anything you think sucks [X] If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy [X] Your last name starts with a T (I'm epic, I know XDD) [X] You like things nice and boring

Count: 7

Clyde: [X] You're attractive [X] You love tacos [X] Girls/Guys love you [X] You love parties [X] Your friends are mean to other people [X] Your hair is messy at sometimes [ ] You often wear red and/or blue [ ] You look at Playboy Magazines

Counts: 6

Token: [ ] You're African American [ ] You're rich [X] Anything racist gets you mad [X] You're a nice guy/girl [ ] You wear purple and yellow [ ] You know/knew someone with the last name "Black" [ ] You live in a big house [ ] You've kicked a fat kid before

Count: 2

Wendy: [ ] You're a Straight A Student [ ] You're a feminist [ ] You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend [ ] You fall in love with other boys/girls [ ] You get called a "hoe" [X] You get mad easily at things against you [ ] School is fun to you [ ] You're a bitch

Count: 1

Bebe: [X] Your hair is blonde [ ] You love boys/girls with hot asses [ ] Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy [ ] You are/were a head/regular cheerleader [ ] You like playing Truth or Dare [ ] You love girl talk [X] You think your boobs are too big for your age [ ] You're part of a Secret Committee

Count: 2

Red: [ ] You have straight red hair [ ] You wear violet [x] You can be a total bitch at some times [ ] You love talking on the phone [ ] You get called by your nickname [ ] When your parents are gone, you invite people over [ ] You have fallen in love with the eye candy [ ] You talk only to your friends

Count: 1

Tweek: [X] You get frightened easily [ ] You drink coffee [X ] You tend to twitch [X] You see things that other people do not [X] Your hair is usually messy [ ] Your parents aren't helpful [ ] Your clothes are messy/ placed incorrectly without your notice [X ] You stutter

Count: 5

Randy Marsh: [ ] You've been drunk before [ ] You are often stupid [ ] You want to become a geologist one day [ ] You fight with baseball fathers/mothers [ ] You have gotten arrested for a stupid reason [X] You play childish games [X] You've once did something gay in your life [ ] You love beer

Count: 2

I'm Craig Tucker, Ya Motherfuckers =3 HoNk

Fun stuff:

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4

. . .'And then he was in bed with her, caressing her tenderly and artfully'. . DAMNIT GRANDMA! Why do you have to read sex books ;n;

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A rocking chair

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Family Guy

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:30

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:54

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Mr. Brightside by The Killers

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Swimming

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Youtube

9. What are you wearing?

White boxers and a huge red t-shirt that has a bunch of holes in it

10.Did you dream last night?

shrugs*

11. If the answer to 10 was yes, tell us about that dream.

idk what it was about

12. When did you last laugh?

when talkign to Jenny on FB

13.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Old picture o3o

14. Seen anything weird lately?

hmmmm, a chihuahua with it's head up another dogs ass. o-o

15. What do you think of this quiz?

kewl

16. What is the last film you saw?

Final Destination 3

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

shrugs* Tickets to Connecticut, a bunch of stuffed animals, a Darth Vadar helmet (for the hell of it XD)

18. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I like peanut butter. . .?

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

shrugs* -3- a lot of things

20. Do you like to dance?

yeah but I suck

21. George Bush:

BOOM CHAKA LAKA

22. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Andria

23. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Aaron