E.R. Burke
 Author has written 11 stories for D.Gray-Man, Naruto, and Okami. |
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The Adventures of: Lavi the PI by Armor for Sleep92 reviews
Lavi is a PI Private Investigator he goes in search of questions and answers. Very random questions and answers. Maybe not even answers at all...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Lavi, Allen Walker
Demon Sickness by mudafish reviews
Sebastian catches the Demon Flu and Ciel is left to tend to him. Soft CielxSebby Rated T for future chapters.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
The Deadliest Warrior by PeacefulWarrior82 reviews
Who will win between the Hyuuga and the Kaguuya? My homage to both Naruto and The Deadliest Warrior!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Hiashi H., Kimimaro K.
The Nuclear Option by Chalupakabra reviews
Russia and America have a meeting of the minds over how to handle the Gulf Oil Spill. -Inspired by current events, God help us...-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Ice Breaks by CrimsonStarbird reviews
In the frozen wastes of Kamui, a lonely hero battles demons, waiting for the day he can return to the one he loves. Oki/Kai oneshot, short and sweet.
Okami - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Oki, Kai - Complete
Dear Santa by Doitsu reviews
Every year, Russia would write to Santa wishing for one single thing. Every year, the space beneath the Christmas tree remained empty of it. But maybe Santa has different plans this year... RoChu LJ SecretSanta for Mylovelylaith!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Of Rocks and Rain by Bossuma reviews
While recovering from his wound, Date sees Yukimura out in the rain. What could he be doing? Date/Yukimura fluff.
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2010 - S. Yukimura, D. Masamune - Complete
How to Be a Daimyo by Lumi75 reviews
So who else wants to be a Daimyo? Here's some practical advice for acting like one. Drabbles feat Ko-Masa, Shin-Shin, Nobu-Mitsu, Ieya-All, Kasu-Clothes. Non-Yaoi. R & R loved!
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - U. Kenshin, T. Shingen - Complete
Survival for Dummies 101 by espeon16 reviews
A basic guide on how to survive life, with all your favourite D.Gray-Man characters! A series of sort-of-oneshots on the life lessons that can be learned from the daily lives of the characters of D.Gray-Man. On hiatus, check profile for further details.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,036 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009
The Two Thieves of Nippon by swizzles reviews
What happens when two greedy thieves spot Ammy's treasured Solar Flare? A contest to see who can get it first of course, and one very annoyed sun goddess. Raised bridges, a scientist in a tower, and helpfully unhelpful people only add to the chaos...
Okami - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009
Sunburn by Pocru reviews
Issun has been out in the sun too long, and has a nasty sunburn: so he decides to take his complaints right to the source. IssunXAmmy.
Okami - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Amaterasu, Issun - Complete
Kanda wants YOUR opinion by ExorcistYuuKanda reviews
I'm Kanda. Can't you see my name, baka? I finished my report. No, seriously, read the new chapter. I am doomed.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,027 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Kanda Yuu
Anesthesia by KarasuNoMai reviews
You know that you are numb when you cannot even feel the pain of your own bones ripping themselves free of your flesh. There will be no pain as long as everything else has also disappeared. KimimaroCentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kimimaro K. - Complete
Bonedancer by KarasuNoMai reviews
Kimimaro would die the day he ceased to dance. KimimaroCharacterStudy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kimimaro K. - Complete
What not to do by deadlyweirdstar reviews
This is a "What not to do in D.Gray-Man" my friends and I made up.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009
Yeah! by 2M reviews
Lavi decides to bring Sexy Back…to the Black Order choir. He then blackmails, begs, seduces and threatens the exorcist gang into joining him.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009
Piggyback by justicejustice reviews
Hey, want to see what it's like in Cross' head when he's drunk? Yeah, me neither. Demons, drinks, and fluff. Just not in that order. Rated T for Timcanpy... I mean language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Cross Marian, Allen Walker - Complete
CSI: MIami A Link to the Evidence by PJ's Daddy reviews
A Zelda/CSI crossover story. Why? Because I can.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Ganondorf, Horatio C.
Adore by Trickstar reviews
Allen uses some of his less-than-respectable skills in order to break into Kanda's room to retrieve a certain something...Oneshot, no pairings
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
Foiled by skrblr reviews
Lavi and Allen return from a mission late one night. Allen has found a mysterious piece of paper, and asks Lavi what it means. And thus comes about Allen's ultimate mathematical enlightenment!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
The Umbrella by taoueriT reviews
Everyone at the Order was afraid of Kanda. Until his loud, embarrassing big sister showed up. With some awesome blackmail material. Oneshot, Kanda loving/bashing.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Kanda Yuu - Complete
Fever Fever by Ji-Kobashiri reviews
Just exactly how hard it was to look after a sick kid? Simple task, right? WRONG! For me, Kanda Yu, it was moronic and I couldn’t do anything about it since it was -apparently and partially- my fault that the stupid moyashi got a serious fever.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Merry Making by GrimmjowXEspada reviews
Slowly, silly little images began to form in his mind, everything from redheaded elves to dressing Allen and Bookman up like snowmen, even an angry Japanese reindeer popped into his head. //Christmas Holiday Fiction// No Pairings//
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Code Blue by Unconsciousroute reviews
The annual physical check up brings out a rather unexpected side of the Order's resident samurai and puts him in situations in which he must plot. Cleverly. Rated for minor coarse language. One-shot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Greatest Adventure by aFiashfsdkagnsdlok reviews
Honestly, if the bathwater smells wierd, take the hint that Komui put something in it, and don't go in. Unless you want to be a cat. Chapter 5: “Get me -hic!- more booze, dry erashe marker.” On hiatus.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
Poker Faces,Pranks,& Mysterious Vials by Fibonacci to Infinity reviews
1st DGM Fic! It all started with simple prank that Lavi played. Poor Allen some how had gotten mixed up in it. It has a moral at the end folks! Please read & review! "T" for Kanda's potty mouth & Lavi's pervi-ness. ONESHOT!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
The ongoing prank wars of D GrayMan by Hiddendemon666 reviews
Self explanatory. We start out with Lavi and Allen messing with Kanda's hair. How will Kanda get revenge? You'll find out if you read. Body switching as well, and some harsh revenge! Mostly a Kanda/Lavi messing with each other fic. Read*Review!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008
Do They Ever Sleep Anyways? by Limativus reviews
The halls were filled with sounds of yelling, running, and quacking. The Noah family gets a strange midnight visitor...a man eating duck.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Tyki Mikk, Jasdero - Complete
His Tender Blows by Lellian reviews
As Tayuya’s skull slammed into the wall with a sound like an iron bar slamming into a hunk of raw meet, she cursed those cowardly enough to sleep while she spent her time as a target. -Sound Four study. Plus Kimimaro.-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Tayuya, Kimimaro K. - Complete
KIMIMARO: The Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Do you desire a unit that can inspire you to drink milk? If that is the case, the KIMIMARO KAGUYA unit is perfect for you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Kimimaro K. - Complete
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UNREALITY reviews
The Order and Noah are at war. And meanwhile, what is Maria-Mandy up to? She could be quite the asset to either side! Sorry, she's off doing something in Lala land. An Alice-In-Wonderland inspired tale of insanity, Innocence, and children's imagination.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Divine Distortion reviews
Yami was defeated, but the Oina are still reeling from the affects of the darkness when they are struck by tragedy and start to grow jealous of a neighboring Tribe. The darkness is not gone... Oc's, but no OcXRealCharacter pairings
Okami - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009
One Crazy Night reviews
Crack. Naruto and DGM crossover. From the Akatsuki, Kanda gets a maid. He gets a House. And he gets very lost. And there are Pandas everywhere. Does it GET any stranger? Yes. Yes it does.
Crossover - Naruto & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Kanda Yuu
Axiom Bitter Sweet reviews
A DGMxNaruto crossover. The Order gains a mysterious new recruit who creates all emotions from jealousy to fear to a crush. But, between being Kanda's new rival, Allen's new friend, and Komui's new "Red Alert", how could he possibly survive?
Crossover - Naruto & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,427 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Kimimaro K.
Blackbirds' Blending reviews
When Akuma came to present-day America, all chaos imaginable came forth just to point and laugh in the faces of humanity. But don't worry, the exorcists came too! Except, they're in the middle of nowhere freeloading off some odd, geeky girl right now.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009
Babysitter's Wrath reviews
The morbid young daughter of two killers is dumped on the Black Order when she's found to have Innocence. And who better to look after an uncooperative kid than Kanda? Plenty of people, but the samurai has no choice in the matter. Allenx?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Kanda Yuu
Allen and the Finger Trap reviews
Allen is the victim of one of Komui's mandatory tests, and it may just cost him GASP! Lunch! Minor onesided ? -crack! Yullen. Other pairings if you squint and stick out your tongue.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
The Horns Hold Up the Halos reviews
Two girls are pulled into visiting the Dark Order on the possibly worst "vacation" of their lives. But, with the addition of pranks and devious plots of entertainment, it could be more fun than they thought! You know, if they actually survive... NoOwnDGM
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,025 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
Glass Coffins reviews
A mysterious book is unearthed in a remote island. It contains secrets that could well save or destroy the world. The exorcists who go to investigate the tome end up finding something even more complicated and unexpected than their wildest dreams...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
The Tortise and the Canine reviews
A oneshot about little Guy and little Kakashi. What were things REALLY like in the "good old days"?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
DGrayMan's Great BahHumbug reviews
Kanda never was much a person to enjoy holidays, but when he's charged with the attempted murder of Santa and various other things, he's forced to work with Jasdevi to escape Christmas Jail. Crack. No pairings. FINISHED!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Jasdero - Complete