hiya. I'm Lorelei, i live in Minnesota, near the Mississippi(not as cool as it sounds, its cold up hear, the river is frozen most of the time, and when its not, there's a bunch of tourists running aorund). i'm a 16 year old high school student, and I go to the ALC here in Winona. (for out-of-Townes, that stands for the Winona area learning center. took me two weeks to figure that out. yep, im that pathetic. lol) I write as much as i can, extra class time, before school, lunch, after school, whenever i can. but i get stumped for ideas, and I'm a perfectionist, so i have to edit something 10,000,000 times before i can put it on-line.

Music-anything really.my play-list varies from Taylor Swift, to Skillet, to Bon Jovi, to AC DC, to just about everything but classic country, phony rappers, and most 90's pop.

Movies-varies again. i can watch P S I Love You and cry, watch Mel Brooks and laugh, watch star wars(sadly, im a star wars geek, its my dads fault) and the grisly horror movies. (yeah, i actually paid to see the new saw movie...TWICE!)

TV shows-Gilmore Girls, Friends, Heroes, One Tree Hill(sometimes)and i'll watch anything once, so give me some ideas!!

Ships-wow. um, im a major Luke and Lorelai fan, plus Jess and Rory, Ross and Rachel, and Chandler and Monica( loved the proposal!)

My Addictions-COFFEE!! can't live without it. also addicted to guitar, which i can proudly say i can play! Gilmore Girls, 5 days a week. lol, I'm that pathetic, good thing i get home like 3 minutes before it comes on. I also love my friends. "Friends are God's way of making up for family" seriously in my case. except for my mom (RIP) my family sucks. and my friends make up for it. feel free to join my list of friends! send me a message, or whatever you can on this site. (can you tell, i'm new?)

Gilmore Girls Quotes

Zach: sings "A mighty fortress is our God, a bulwark never failing." Dude, what's a bulwark?
Brian: What?
Zach: It says, a bulwark never failing.
Brian: I think it's a wall.
Zach: Then why don't they just say that? Bulwark sounds totally gay.
Brian: I don't think you're supposed to call a hymn gay. It's like a sin or something.
Zach: Whatever, man. I'm not saying bulwark.

Lane: The very concept of childbirth is vaguely disturbing.
Rory: Yeah. Kids are cool and all, but getting there seems like a big cosmic joke.
Lane: Definitely thought up by a man.
Rory: My mom said that when she told me where babies come from.
Lane: My mom still hasn't told me.
Rory: Really?
Lane: When my cousin got pregnant, she said it's because an angel brushed its wings against her face.
Rory: I could fill you in on the details sometime if you want.
Lane: No thanks, I've picked it up off the streets.

Tobin: Michel, did you get a bagel?
Michel: I don't want a bagel.
Tobin: Are you sure? They're kosher.
Michel: I don't eat bagels. Bagels are like glue in your intestines and ensure that everything that enters your body will remain there until you die.
Sookie: Ew! Shut up!

Lorelai: So, let me get this straight. Uh, you and some guys who actually know what they're doing are gonna come over and fix my house, and I can pay them back whenever I want?
Luke: That's right.
Lorelai: 'Cause I'm Tony Soprano?
Luke: Only scarier.

" Rory is very low maintenance. Kind of like that robot kid in A.I., only way less mother-obsessed. Oh my God, that kid was so annoying. I would've pushed him out of the car while it was still moving."

"Ugh, Rory, my brain is full. It has reached capacity. It's Shea Stadium when the Beatles played. It's cramped and girls are screaming and I think George is fighting with Ringo."

Friends Quotes

In response to a stupid comment
Chandler: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance

Nora Bing: As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Charles Bing: But that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.
Nora Bing: Honey, it isn't good luck.

Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil!

Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and won!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!

Ross: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Chandler: Du-ude!
Monica: What happened in Atlantic City?
Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...
Chandler: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude"?
Ross: ...and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after a while he just goes over to her and, uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking. Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls. And you're right. Chandler's not the type of guy just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh my God.
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.

Monica: Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!

Phoebe: Monica stares dreamily as Richard leaves the room Oooh, I think my boyfriend's ever so dreamy. I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.

Random Quotes

Dennis Rafkin: If you have something to say, just say it.
Kalina: Oh okay then... why don't we start with: THIS IS ALL YOUR GOD-DAMN FAULT!-Thirteen ghosts

"When I'm sad, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his leash and gag." -Ken Ham

"People are like slinkies. They don't do much at all, but they can make you laugh if you push them down the stairs." -Ken Ham

"We be po. you know why we be po? cause we cant afford the 'or'" Lisa Matteson

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.