Oi. My name is YOUR MOTHER, but you can call me Figgy~~~, or Fickle. (:D~)

I am YOUR FATHER's age. Guess, seriously.

I am bisexual~. And I am proud. So, any homophobics out there can go FUCK THEMSELVES. (Seriously, go masturbate.)

I am a GIRL!! GIRL. I have boobs, and I'm pretty sure that I have a vagina instead of a penis, thanks. =-= (Has been called a guy since she was young.)

As for my personality, I don't really know what the say. People say I act like Neji (The cold cruelness), Deidara (The short temper, cocky attitude, and bluntness), Sasori (The impatientness, and the rudeness), L/Kakashi (The laidbackness), Gaara (The peacefulness) when I'm not hyper or bored. When I am BORED and HYPER I act like Tobi, combined with Hidan, combined with Naruto. Jr.

One to Ten of Beauty : I say about a 5 or 6. Not extremely beautiful, not as ugly as Akamaru.

Hmm, not much else to say about me. I can list some of my favorites, I suppose.

Favorite ANIME ~~ NARUTO, DEATH NOTE, ELEMENTAL GELADE, LOVELESS, GRAVITATION, ERGO PROXY, JUNJOU ROMANTICA, TIDELINE BLUE, GURREN LAGANN, Tales of the Abyss

Favorite MANGA ~~ NARUTO, LOVELESS, ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND, FRUITS BASKET, RIN!, OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB

Favorite BANDS ~~ I have 234 favorite artists. xD Or more. You do not want me to list them all, seriously.

Favorite BOOKS ~~ The Outsiders (S.E. Hinton); Boy Meets Boy; How They Met, And Other Stories (David Levithan); Maximum Ride (James Patterson)

Favorite PEOPLE ~~ My best friends, of course. DREW~. JACOB~.

Favorite WRITERS ~~ S.E. Hinton, James Petterson, David Levithan, Edgar Allen Poe, Mark Twain

Favorite CHARACTERS ~~ All of the Akatsuki (DEIDARA, HIDAN, and PAIN the most.), Team Gai, Kiba, Sand Sibs (mostly Kanky and Gaara), Kiba, Suigetsu, Zaku (Naruto) Fang, Iggy (Max. Ride), Nekozawa, Kasanoda (Ouran), Hatori, Hatsuharu, Shigure, Kyo (Fruits Basket), Cou (Elemental Gelade), Rossiu, Simon (Gurren Lagann)

QUOTES ~~

"His name sounds like a koala's name. Nigeellll," My best friend, Ryuzaki (A.K.A. L, or Hidan, or Drew.)

"Art is a..bang!!" Deidara

"Oops. You saw that? Heh heh," Hidan

"It hurts so good!!" Zack
"Did you just...?" Me
"Yeah, I did," Drew

"Are you making fun of me, bitch?!" Hidan

"Did I hurt your feelings?" Pain

"That really bothers you, doesn't it?" Deidara

"Techno. Believe it," My other best friend, Zetsu. (A.K.A. Kyoya, or Matsuda, or Jacob.)

RANTS

Why does most people have Deidara bawling in a fanfiction? He would never cry!! Ever! Seriously. He had his arms RIPPED off, and MANGLED, and he hardly cared. He doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who would need a shoulder to cry on. He would most likely, if he were to cry, hide the fact that he was. He wouldn't break down right there and throw a hissy fit because Sasori said something rude. He's a S-ranked ninja, who, when he was around 10 or 13, was a terrorist! He was "drafted" into the Akatsuki for a reason, and he wouldn't have been a good canidate if he was so emotional, that he broke down and cried if someone said something rude. Anyway, he would get PISSED off if something insulted him, as we have seen that. He would use violence, or insult back not "WAAA!! TT.TT"