Nara Shikamaru believed certain things: North Country people were cold-blooded savages. He would never own a slave or a Pet. And he liked girls. All that would change the day he found a beautiful white-eyed fugitive hiding in his stables. ShikaNeji, AU.

You're traveling through another dimension - a dimension not only of Naruto characters and reading, but of craziness; a journey into a juvenile land whose boundaries are that of a FanFiction. That's a signpost up ahead. Your next stop: the Spoofing Zone! Cover by: BishouHunter on DeviantArt. Beta'ed by MissFaerieKaiti (Up to chapter 18) Last Edited: 7/10/2015

Ok my story has finally been finished with editing and i changed rather a lot of the story. It's still the same plot just more detail. Same warnings Abuse, Kidnapping, Torture, Pain Nit suitable for under the age of 13 etc. Kakashi and Sasuke parental

AU. She yanked him out of his comfort zone. He made her want things she tried to guard against. Somewhere in the middle ... hell broke loose. Collab with Blade Redwind.

Sasuke is atracted to Naruto. Naruto and Sasuke are trapped in a jutsu and Naruto starts having unexplainable bouts of pain. The first arc in this tale is complete. But there is more to come.

"You're crazy" he whispered. His hot breath tickilng her ear. "A phsyco." "So are you" she breathed. He laughed. Laughed because she was right. They were all crazy. All mentally unstable. All phsyco's. Can you survive if you fight against your own mind

Shikamaru Nara, six years old, survived a kidnapping but had to create two alternates to save himself. Now, years later how is his life affected by that fateful kidnapping and how does his boyfriend deal with it when he finds out? Child-abuse; Yaoi

WARNING! Character death! Raising awareness for drunk driving and other stuff! Unknown pairings! Contains abuse, possible yoai, or boyxboy pairings,also possibility of suicide in the story, depending on how things end up. No flames!

New Chapter UP!Sakura was just doing what any self-respecting jilted woman does. Get thoroughly smashed and end up in bed with her ex's worst enemy. DeiSaku. Chapter 5: The Sting in my Tail. Read and Review.

Sakura Haruno has everything she could possibly want. The perfect guy, the perfect house, the popular friends and... it's not really what she wants. She just doesn't know it yet, not really. Not until one dark haired, dark eyed boy.. Full summary inside

With his pants riding low on his ankles, head thrown aback in a lustful manner, back arching and slight moans coming from the deepest of his throat, Naruto pleasured himself. That's when Sasuke walked in.

'"…do you want me to die, Sasuke?" Naruto whispered as the tears gently fell. A pregnant pause filled the room as he waited for the answer."Every single time I see you, I wish that," Sasuke bit out."' SasuNaru. Oneshot for now. AU.

Aria and bria were simply on their way to the park when they were sucked up in the naruto world! Will this be a love story? honestly i don't know, but comment if you want me to continue! rated M incase my mind wonders!

Hinata runs bleeding and scared through a forest trying to escape her past. When its about the end will she be saved? A songfic to the song in the title by Pink. Rated M because its depressing and has graphic cutting near the end.

You want to know what Sasuke just did? I don't care, I'm still telling you. He shaved my nipples! That is so not a good prank, teme! They are red and they hurt, so you know what I'm going to do now? I'm telling everyone your dirty little secrets, oh Yeah.

When she fled Naruto's engagement party, Hinata had no idea of what would be set in motion. Now her life would never be the same. Oneshot.