The Chronicles of Anon-kun and his special friends.
This story contain isekai, romance, sex, racism, swearing, Kemono Friends , violance
- What’s up gamers! This is a kemono friends fanfiction. I never wrote one before but after laughing about all the shitty fanfic I decided to write my own fanfic. Please give it a read, I have lots of ideas and I think it’s all funny as shit. Chapter 1 is kinda shit but just go with it.
Chapter 1 Openening It was 9 am in the morning. It was raining and anon-kun sat in his car driving to work. He was late and very annoyed. He overslept because he was playing VRChat till late at night. He was kissing boys in private words. Anon realized if he ever got to work, he’d still be late and there is a big chance that he will get fired. Anon sighted. He rolled down his window and grabbed a cigarette. FUCK Anon said. Where is my lighter? He spotted it on the floor. He carelessly bends down to grab it. Wile trying to reach for his lighter, Anons car veered to the oncoming lane. There we go, anon said as he popped up in his seat again. He found himself in the oncoming lane with the nose of a truck coming his way but it was too late to stear right to avoid the truck. Anon knew it was too late and muttered his last words. ‘’Goblin Slayer is a good anime.’ Within a second, he crashed his car frontally into the truck. Truck-kun strikes again. It was all over. Anon’s sad life has come to end. Or has it?
Everything was white. There was no sound no wind no nothing. Anon wasn’t sure what this all meant. So this is the afterlife? Anon thought to himself. It sure is boring. HeLooks around. Nothing was here. It was neither heaven or hell. Purgatory? Anon believed that if you die you just die and nothing else. You become worm food. People burn you to a crisp or you become compost. You give back to mother earth in the form of becoming nothing more than a pile of rotten shit. Guess I was wrong, Anon said. Slowly the white box began to fade. With every blink it began to get darker and darker.
Oh fuck me, anon though. ‘’I’m I being transported to another world? No, no, no fuck that no that shit has been done a thousand times and its fucking shit. Hell no brother.’’ Sadly, he had no control over what is happening to him.
Chapter 2 ‘’FENNEC! … FEEENNEEC!’’ The scream came from what looked like a very thicc racoon girl. The racoon girl sat against a tree stuffing itself with what appears to be cat food she had stolen somewhere. She had crumbs and all over her face and clothes. Overall this racoon looked rather gross and not cute at all. ‘’what do you want from me this time you fat fuck’’ a cute fennec girl said. She was wearing a cute pink sweater and white skirt. Shiny blond hair and big fluffy ears and tail. A thin waist to die for and hips perfect for child bearing. Her voice was pleasant to the ear and her smug face made her the ultimate waifu.
HEY Who you callin’ fat you bitch! I’m running out of food! Go look for some, nanoda. The racoon said. Fennec rolled her eyes. Honestly, I don’t know what I’m still hanging out with you anymore. Fennec said. Fennec walked away leaving her fat friend behind. Not to go look for food like she was told to, but just to get away from that annoying shit. ‘’NO HEALTHY SHIT AIGHT’’ Racoon screamed in the distance. Yeah yeah fennec said to herself. She walked around in the tundra just being happy to be away for a second from the racoon she is friends with for some reason.
Fennec kept on walking for a while until she saw an unconscious body of a friend laying on the ground. She doesn’t really take an interest in it because it is normal for friends to just sleep on the ground like that. But for the sake of this story she walks over to see who it is.
On the ground lay a white-haired wolf wearing what looked like a black school uniform and a red plaid skirt. Big pointed ears and fluffy tail. This friend was tan skinned too. She’d has never seen this friend before.
Suddenly the friend began to move. ‘’Ohhh fuck... my head hurts...’’ Anon muttered. Fennec just looked at him. Anon tried to move but he could not get up. It was like watching a fish on dry land. Fennec just stood there with her head tilted a bit to the side. To her it just looked like this puppy popped to much molly last night.
Anon finally got somewhat up. Not thanks to Fennec. She just stood there looking at the bastard.
His mind and vision was really blurry and he could not really grasp the situation he was in. He looked at his hands but a pair of breasts were in the way. As shocked as he was, he softly put his hands on his newfound boobs. ‘’KYAA” he moaned, his back arched and his tail erect. He immediately stopped putting his hand on his mouth. Did I just really made that sound just now...? he asked himself. He realized his face felt different. It felt soft. It really is one of a girl. Wait... he thought. He lifted his skirt to see if his dick was still there. There was one. Just a puffy pussy. His eyes widened mfw you lost something that is really dear to you. Fennec still just stood there with a deadpan expression, observing the wolf. Anon fell on his knees. MY PEE PEE! Anon screamed in utter defeat. Fennec turned around thinking to herself why everyone is retarded. An annoying demanding fat racoon and now this goober.
Anon looked around him. Where was he exactly? He saw nothing more a wide open field with small plantation and some trees scattered around. He saw the fennec girl walking away from him. He got up and began to walk towards fennec who was getting further and further away because he was fucking slow. He tried to scream so the fennec girl would stop. But it’s no use. Anon’s knees felt weak. His palms were sweaty and there was vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti. While reaching out for fennec in the distance, his mind went black. His vision blurred and once again he fell on the ground. Slowly Anon opened his eyes again. This time it was dark and chilly. His head was warm though. What is this feeling? It was nice and pleasant. Anon turned his body and was greeted with a view of the underside of a pair of huge breasts. The girl that was giving him a lap pillow was asleep, peacefully snoozing.
Anon-kun wasn’t a dense protagonist in a haram anime so he poked the boob he was happy to look at.
With the boing sound boobs in anime mostly make, the girl woke up and rubbed her eyes.
‘’Hey cutie! Did you sleep well?’’ the girl asked. Anon sat upright. He tried to talk but no words would come out. ‘’My name is Okami the gray wolf. Oh you must be thirsty!’’ she pulled out flask with water and handed it to Anon. He grabbed it and drank it all in one go. ‘’Hey you should’ve left some for me!’’ Okami said. ‘’I’m sor...’’ Before Anon could finish his sentence, the wolf girl pinned him down. ‘’I’m thirty to yah know.’’ she said with a grin on her face. Anon looked at the gray wolf pinning him down. She had dark blue hair and yellowy golden eyes that gave off a faint light in the dark. She also had big ears on her head. Her dark blue jacked could not be closed all the way, her boobs were too big for it. The gray wolf nothing but lust in her eyes. Her tongue was hanging out of her mouth that showed fangs. Welp though Anon-kun. I better cooperate. I don’t want to be eaten by her. Okami leaned in and started to lick his face. She began to grind her boobs against that of Anons. To make sure Anon would not escape, she held him down by his arms, forcing her body weight on him. Anon wasn’t planning on escaping anyway. ‘’Us wolves have to stick together you know.’’ The gray wolf said. Wait, so I'm a wolf? ‘’yeah, you are, like me! Don’t you recognize your own kind?’’ Okami said while she was undoing Anon’s shirt. Anon moved his head to the side when the gray wolf started to kiss and lick along his neck. All of a sudden, there stood the fennec girl from earlier that day with a look of disapproval. ‘’Can you both not...’’ the fennec girl said. Okami turned around ‘’You just wanna join in, don’t you?’’ she said with a smirk. ‘’Nah’’. Fennec said. ‘’Anyway, uh that tan wolf over there, Yah she’s my partner... Soo I need ‘er back.’’ Wait what did she just say... Anon though? Okami face went something along the lines like what the fuck is this bitch talking about and released Anon. Fennec grabbed Anon by the ear and dragged him away leaving the thirsty gray wolf behind. Okami shrugged and proceeded to play with herself to pass the time.
Chapter 3
To be continued