Dear internets,

you have stumbled upon my page.

You are in for a LOT of fun! I love writing and reading, and will spend as much time doing just that as I possibly can. I take my time writing, so I can make sure that you get the quality work that you deserve. I love writing fantasy, and, sometimes, boring novels that we all love to waste our time on.
So get reading! My first story is called The Purple Eyes, and for some reason I can only find it on my author's page... just read it. Feel free to critique my work as well, I love a helping hand! Subscribe and check my page every day, because I love updating my profile to announce all the cool stuff going on in my life.

(BTW, the chapters in my first story got messed up. Sorry if you have to do a ton of work to navigate my stories! ;) )

Sauce,
Grapefruit Ninja

First of all, I'd like to thank my sister Sarah who is my editor for my stories. I'd also like to thank my friends Eli, Emma, and Hannah for encouraging me to write. Here are their profiles so check them out!!!

Leumer

Fransiska Von Karma (she has a hunger games story so READ IT!!! ITS REALLY GOOD!)

hungergamesfanatic777

btw, I have a bunch of internet friends!! Check out their profiles: Leumer, cjp915, fransiska von karma, hockeykid, and luvbooks123. Check them out if you are a ninja, and know/embrace it. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT! THEY ARE AWESOME-IFIED!

1. "He casts a dark shadow over this town. Not many escape it... just keep your head held high in these dark, dark times."

2. "I just dropped a cold cheeseburger in my lap and now I'm emotionally depressed."-Fransiska Von Karma

3. "It is the sad things in life that make the sweet things much sweeter."

I didn't slap you! I hi-fived your face!

My door is always open, so feel free to leave

Second place is the first loser

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect!

A balanced diet is a piece of chocolate in each hand

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

When life gives you lemons, squirt it in the eyes of your enemies.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that paper up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Don't follow in my footsteps... I run into walls.

Copy & Paste this quiz for some fun!

Is it easy for someone to make you smile?

Yup

Tell me why you like the last song you listened to?

Because it was by Owl City

What color are your eyes?

Hazel

Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?

My basement

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

6

Last thing you touched not computer-related?

Mozzarella sticks

What colors are you wearing right now?

Blue, white, red, brown, and green

You currently in a fight with someone?

Nah

Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?

Ummm... I think so

Do you have an older brother?

Yes

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

Multiple times

Do you look at the keyboard when you type?

Never

What are you listening to right now?

Owl City

Do you laugh a lot?

Duh

Are you ticklish?

Completely

What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?

Listening to music, climbing trees, sitting in my prayer place

Have you ever been on a boat?

Yes

Last person you gave a hug to?

My sister

Tell me about the shirt/shirts you’re wearing?

It is blue and white tye-dye and says Bishop Chatard Volleyball

When you are home alone do you still close the door when you shower?

I would be scared if I didn't. (yes)

Do you have plans for today?

no

When is the last time you took a nap?

Last friday on the way home from florida

What was on your mind most today?

Collin

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?

I reveal them every few days

What instant messaging service do you use?

gmail

How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?

Happy- 1 hour | sad- 2 hours | mad- 3 hours | tired- 5 minutes | not tired- I don't sleep

Do you have any siblings? Do you get along?

I have an older sister who I love but fight with, and an older brother who means the world to me.

What are you drinking?

Chocolate milk

Honestly, if you could go back 8 months and change something, would you?

I have nothing to change

Do you know what you’re wearing tomorrow

A white polo and khaki pants