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something i've wondered about as i read through other peoples fanfiction. the name pervy sage. seriously, what the hell were the translators thinking. it just doesn't translate very well period. they should have just adapted the japglish like fanfiction authors do. i mean it sounds so unnatural hearing somebody be called pervy sage, even if it is meant in jest.

well, i finally got around to watching Indiana Jones Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and i gotta say it's a pretty bad movie. nothing even remotely in the league of the previous movies. i mean hell, i could identify at least 3 scenes where the stunt double was clearly identifiable because of the hair.
and i gotta admit, the casting wasn't even remotely serious. it was more a comedy than anything else. lebouff was a bad choice, but the whole family aspect overall was just a horrible gimmick for comedy. the car fight in the jungle, i dunno what happened there but the background graphics were horrible. not to mention the fight coriography for lebouf and the russian chick...pathetic.
dunno what lucasarts was thinking in producing that kind of slop after such a successful franchise and fairly decent quality films.

i hate naruto and his sage mode. it's a pathetic attempt by the mangaka to even out the playing field between the supremely weak and unskilled naruto and the akatsuki and sasuke. not that it matters really. naruto stopped being any good at the start of shippuden. ever since then it's just become more useless word-trash.

seriously, naruto has absolutely no power on his own. he gets the healing, large chakra, stamina, etc all from kyuub, which allows him to just spam clones. how he is even able to use the rasengan is beyond me. according to everybody he has little if any true chakra control so how can he use the rasengan when it isn't even really a jutsu so much as purely controlled chakra.

it's something i noticed after i've read a couple of the longer running manga. after a while the authors jut put in all sorts of bullshit to make it run longer after they ran out of ideas.

i keep wondering why so many ranma fanfic authors keep locking ranma's curse or have him identify himself as a girl. personally, i see nothing appealing about forcing a guy into the guise of a girl, not even in fanfic country.

another thing i wonder about is the very twisted system of honor everybody has created for ranma fics. seriously, who in their right minds would willingly honor a seppuku contract they unknowingly made at age 5. that's not even mentioning all those twisted engagements.

then there's the whole father issue. why hasn't anybody arrested him yet, or why hasn't ranma railed against the planned out future. teenagers don't take that stuff like that lying down no matter what.

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The Strength of a Horse by muishiki reviews
Life doesn't quite work out like we hoped. For Ranma, he's a warrior without any wars. For Anko, a Jonin stuck in limbo. When you ride your horse for 1,000 li, you learn about its strength. Ranma 1/2 Naruto Xover. Ranma/Anko Mitarashi. Complete. Epilogue possible.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 92,724 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ranma, Anko M. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by kellydofc reviews
What could have happened between Lily and Severus if he had said the right thing outside the Gryffindor Common Room. This story is AU. Everything you recognize belongs to JKR everything else is me. Rating is for violence, language and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 371,305 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Vicissitude by Nysk reviews
AU Ranma/Gold Digger Crossover. Dramatic changes lead the characters of Ranma 1/2 down different paths entwining them into the world of The Gold Diggers and beyond. Warning, some characters may be OOC.
Crossover - Ranma & Gold Digger - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 331,575 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 4/4/2009
Royal Prerogative by Steve Jester reviews
[UP FOR ADOPTION, SEE CH 20 FOR DETAILS] The World of Wizards is autonomous to the World of Muggles, except in one case, The Crown. AU Harry/? not OC Political!Semi-super!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbles, Founders involved Happens right after "Order"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,856 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Hannah A.
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5668 - Favs: 6,248 - Follows: 4,761 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
One Half Tenjou, One Half Tenge by Dreamingfox reviews
Nerima isn't the same without Ranma, but will his new troubles make up for his departure? Ranma x Tenjou Tenge
Crossover - Ranma & Tenjho Tenge - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,748 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Ranma
Breaking the Boundaries by calatrava reviews
The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 486,350 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
My Idol by greywizard-dumblemort reviews
No one really realises how much the person you idolize can shape what you become in future. He looked up to the sky and admired the stars- but stars would never suffice, he wanted the sky. Look upon greatness and covet, young shinobi. Powerful!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,084 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Hydra by Draton reviews
Tired of the stares and whispers four year old Naruto hops on a caravan and leaves Konoha. 11 years later he shows up, after being taught by one of the strongest shinobi in history, Salamander Hanzo. Pairings uncertain. May change character category ltr.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,366 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Naruto U., Konan
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 4,252 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
A Slight Misunderstanding by muishiki reviews
Ranma/X-men. Ranma does not go to NY. He doesn't even leave Tokyo. Trouble always seems to find him, though, and that trouble usually has two X chromosomes. Add a perverted JiJi, and the stage is set for a slight misunderstanding. RanmaXRogue.
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,526 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Ranma
Escape to Darkness by kmfrank reviews
After Voldemort's resurrection, Harry awakens to a cold stone floor. After years of toiling with a "reformed" dark wizard willing to aid his revenge, Harry escapes from Nurmengard and finds that the Wizarding world has changed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,065 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harry P., Gellert G.
Fang's and claws by Wolvenstrom reviews
Ranma/Gold Digger. Ranma thought it was bad enough to act like a cat. To him, this is much worse
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,351 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ranma
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
By That Last Candle’s Light by SeriousScribble reviews
More than just Sirius died that night at the Ministry. Harry is left strangely empty, driven by one thought, a burning desire for revenge on the witch who killed his Godfather. But the further he goes, the more blurred everything gets. HPBella done right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,455 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Career Opportunities by Lawra reviews
Ranma X Tenchi Muyo GXP crossover - Warning, might be offensive to Space Pirates
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,355 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Ranma
Polarity by Tirsis reviews
At the Fall of the Silver Millenium a group of refugies arrived from a distant star. Now in our time The legacy of their Senshi is about to unfold.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,049 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Ranma
Seven Village Stomp by Xylix reviews
While searching for Jusenkyo, Genma and Ranma get a wee bit lost.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,534 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Ranma
The Potter Conspiracy by darklordmike reviews
Slightly AU, post-GOF. A Harry/Parvati epic. Civil war is coming to wizarding Britain, and Harry's role will be a complicated one. Very manipulative Dumbledore, with some revisions to early canon. Harry will have a backbone in this one. Rated M. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 187,011 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P., Parvati P.
The Eyes of a Kitsune by SomeKindOfWizard reviews
Full Length summary in chapter 1. Naruto finds himself linked to the living and breathing Kyuubi after a failed heist of the Hokage's forbidden scroll. Naruto is exiled, but with his dreams where will he go? NaryFemKyuu, Lemons Later, and Gaara/FemShuka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,012 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Warrior's Philosophy by Not Fade reviews
In the summer after OotP, Harry becomes determined to become what he must to fulfill the prophecy. He finds guidance and direction from a source he never expected. Independent!Harry, Semi-Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,283 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Desert Warrior by ShadeDancer reviews
HP Mummy Returns xover. The Dursely’s took Harry with them to Egypt and then gave his life to the desert. The Gods had other plans though and Harry became a warrior of the desert, a Medjai. TO FLAMERS WHO CANNOT READ ANs THE STORY IS NOT SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,720 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Ardeth B. - Complete
Wild Horse of Hogwarts by Narutoscreed reviews
Ranma in pursuit of martial arts excellence comes to England at the age of eleven and is asked to join Hogwarts at the same time as Harry Potter. Magical gifts and powerful Ranma. Nodoka gifted and magical. Harry Potter taught by Ranma. no ship so far.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008
Eldritch Asylum by obsidian-fox reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter, Lovecraft Shadows in London run deeper than they ever did in Nerima. Ranma begins an epic tale of good, evil, and the vast twilight between them. Summary inside. DEAD
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 129,578 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Ranma