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When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Re-post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road,

the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him.

Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

A Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

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Centaur Liaison Office by Nival Vixen reviews
Ministry employees know that being transferred to Cloffice means you're being fired. But when Ginny is transferred, she discovers that common knowledge isn't always right, and is shown a secret world of espionage that she never knew existed. Draco/Blaise, Draco/Ginny/Blaise, George/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 232,294 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Ginny W., Draco M., Blaise Z.]
Dine and Dash by KittyTylz reviews
Bella gets dared dine&dash but is caught by the restaurants owner, Edward Cullen. He's a 19-year-old dangerously attractive but deadly gangster. The well connected leader of the Shadow Fangs, he also happens to be the enemy of the gang her best friend Jacob belongs to and she's stuck in his territory to avoid a permanent record. AH/AU,Possessward,Torch Awards Peoples Choice Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 255,209 - Reviews: 2681 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Edward, Bella
School Of Mischief by mkystich reviews
Having to maintain the family tradition, Bella starts her two year requirement at the prestigious CV Academy. To the outside world CVA seemed like a socialite high school where students ended up becoming governors, senators, CEOs, lawyers, and doctors, but the students knew there was more to the school then that. ::this is a drabble:: ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 30,316 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Bella, Edward
You Drive Me Wild by ilithyae reviews
Isabella has always been told she was "big boned"; always a little curvier than her other friends and never being able to fit in. Others, like Edward Cullen were less tactful. "You're fat Bella, plain and simple- pun intended." This is Bella's journey to self-confidence, self-acceptance and angry love. OOC, fluffy, future lemons and mild language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 249,314 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Procrustean Bed by gemini13me reviews
A Procrustean Bed- a standard or set of conditions, determined arbitrarily, to which everyone is forced to conform. But the question is... are there really any rules when it comes to the affairs of the heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,569 - Reviews: 3789 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 4070 - Favs: 4,963 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15156 - Favs: 10,822 - Follows: 5,665 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Whole Package by PrimaryDiamonds reviews
Collab relay-fic by DiamondHeart78 and primarycolors. Bella sees him every day but has a hard time gathering up the nerve to make a move. Every delivery is a special delivery. UPSward/Gamerward! E/B AH Rated M for Bella checkin' out Edward's package.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 2120 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
Academy of Blues by Maggieblock reviews
Bella goes to live with her "Father" who is Head Master of an ALL BOYS school, after her Mom dies. Now after everything else she's being forced into rooming with one of the other students... The "most important" student, Edward, the founder's son. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,687 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Edward, Bella
60 seconds by 2BEdwardspet reviews
Sexy Edward was supposed to hookup in the closet with someone, but Bella took her place and he has no idea who it was. He wants to find his mystery girl, but will he change if she does reveal herself? *SMUT* Edward/Bella Cannon coupling
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,086 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward