Last Updated: 8/22/11

ABOUT ME:

AGE: Not important.

SEX: Not important.

RACE: Not important.

Blah blah blah, etc. etc. etc.

you get the drill.

Favorite anime/manga: Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Code Geass Lelouch of the Rebellion, Code Geass Lelouch of the Rebellion R2, Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds, Yu-Gi-Oh

Favorite Pairings:

Naru/Hina

Naru/Tema

Naru/Kure

Naru/Anko

Naru/Ten

Naru/Koyuki

Naru/(Basically most girls except Sakura and Ino)

Kaka/Kure

I CANT STAND ASU/KURE. FUUUUUUCK ASUMA THAT FUCKING BASTARD

Iru/Ank

Cho/Ino

Jir/Tsu

Lelouch/C.C.

Yusei/Aki

Shika/Tema

Naru/Harem (He deserves it)

Naru/FemKyuubi (She would be HOT.)

SasuSaku

Hated couples:

Hinata/Anyone. (She's Naruto's)

Naru/Saku (Pink haired banshee? no.)

Asu/Kure (I DONT CARE IF ITS CANON. I HATE ASUMA)

Yaoi. (I don't have a problem with gay people in real life, as long as I'm not a part of it. BUT NARUTO YAOI?? just no.)

Will update as I see fit.

I am a self-proclaimed pervert. Got a problem? Deal with it.

HIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!

I'm BAAAAAACK!!!! After 2-4 years (idk I'm not really precise) I finally decided to start writing fanfictions again. I have a really long epic in mind, but obviously will get started on writing some one-shots and small stories as practice and see how my style of writing does with you guys.

I HATE FLAMES. You people who flamed me pissed me off so bad I deleted all my stories and vowed to quit writing fanfictions. If you don't have anything nice to say, shut the fuck up. Like seriously.

If you want a plot outline thing about my epic story, PM me and I'll send it over to you.

Bold everything that is stereotyped about you:

I'm SHORT, so I MUST pick fights with people

I'm TALL, so I must be a robber

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart, and NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I'm a BELIEVER so I MUST hate nonbelievers

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be an idiot.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals and atheist.

I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.

I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm BLACK and have white friends so I MUST think I'm white

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.