Yeah, I don't know why writing a profile is so hard. Maybe cause I don't know what to write...

Okay, so I've been known to go by a few nicknames, which I will tell you since there is no way in Hell I'm telling you my real name.

Neko-chan

Quacks (Joke between friends)

Phantom

Cryptkeeper (Joke between family)

Doodle_Neko (My GaiaOnline account name)

My Age: I feel that this is none of your business.

Hobbies: Spacing out, being a ninja online, drawing, writing, and listening to music. And maybe other things I can't remember.

If you haven't noticed in some of my stories, in the author's note/announcment thing I sometimes put in the names of people you don't know. They're the personification of certain emotions or other figments of my imagination that I've created.

Myo- My shoulder devil. Remember the old cartoons when a little devil would show up on the shoulder of a character and try to tempt them into doing something evil? Yeah, that's what he is. Except he doesn't really motivate me unless I'm in a bad mood or somebody makes him. He acts more like what little sanity I have left.

Mya- My shoulder angel. He's Myo's older twin brother, but he acts like an idiot half the time. But he gives me hugs some I'm good.

Jamie- Emotionless or dazed personification. Take your pick. He's still one of my favorites.

Despiro- Insanity. Very sadistic insanity. I love plotting with him. It's so bloody. _

Emi- Hyper little disney Cheshire Cat girl. She doesn't disappear or talk in riddles though.

Judas- Tall and depressed. He's always around so I don't sulk alone.

Yume- Curious and overconfident crossdressing cat boy. Kinda full of himself.

Daniel- Bat boy who gives me the weirdest dreams ever.

Diragon- He spends way too much time stressed out. My poor personification of stress.

Alex- My Alp. A mystical being that goes around, drinking the blood of its victims and drinking their blood. Like a cross between a Baku and vampire. He's the reason I don't remember my nightmares anymore. I blame him.

Kat- Angry and on my Do-Not-Piss-Off List. Personification of anger. Never mess with her.

Nikon- My little personification of fear. He usually stays hidden, since the last few times I told my mum I was scared of something, she got mad and yelled at me. So I don't tell anyone except for my friends and my dad what I'm scared of.

You could say I'm slightly insane. But who's really sane?

I have homework, a job, and other hobbies, so there can be major distractions. But I will get the stories done if it kills me.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The hateful bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

QUOTES AND OTHER FUNNY COMMENTS:

"And all the dollies have polyosis..."-Peanut from Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special

"I am incognitto... I have successfully blended into your society..."-Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special

"I don't know how you can be friends with someone the size of your poop..."-Jeff Dunham from Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity

"I thought, what would Jesus do? ... So I tried to turn her into a fish. Be gone Satan! Hello Shammoo..." Walter from Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity

If you can tell, I watch too much Jeff Dunham... =_=

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ( I honestly want to know the answer to this.)

I'm sorry, I'm allergic to stupid people.

I have duct tape and I know how to use it.

Is that your face, or does your butt have teeth?

A friend of mine is in a slight case of denial, and believes mankind did not evolve from apes. We evolved from camels.

When you argue with yourself and loose you know you're insane. (Nobody can prove I'm insane. Except for maybe Jackie...)

HOT POCKETS! GOD POCKET! HOT POCKET IN A HOT POCKET! IT TASTES LIKE A HOT POCKET!- I was watching Jim Gaffigan last night, I apologize...

My entire life is flashing before my eyes!!! Wait, go back, I like that part.- my dad during one of his morning bursts of energy.

Hey, do you think you could drive better with your cellphone UP your butt?

I am working on my stories people! They aren't dead. They just may take a while, but I refuse to let them die. And if I discontinue them, there's a good chance I'm rewriting it, so don't worry.