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 Hey Ok I Love Twilight And Harry Potter Im A Total Nerdfighter I Love: RENT,Wicked,Harry Potter,Twilight and to be frank alot of books alot of movies and alot of plays. .•̧́•́̈) ̧.•̈) (̧.•́ (̧. ́̈) ̧.•̧́.•́̈) ̧.•̈) (̧.•́ (̧.•́~ pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer If you believe that all hospitals should have little shops...copy this onto your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile If you’ve read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile If you have ever tried to block your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen is from said gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this onto your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combonation of both...copy and paste this onto your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose), ObeyTheSnarf, Snowing Petals, He-Didn't-Betray-Us,Ayumi Elric, Mizuki-Kitsune-chan, xxNEESHxx, Timelord Lover, Taylor_Clearwater (\_/) Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Wierd is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes wierd good. If you are wierd and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you support the "Make Edward Change Bella Into A Vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you are random, and you don't care, copy and paste If you look through people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile If you look through people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profileIf you hate those annoying mosquitos that give you mosquito bites, copy and paste this onto your profileAdmitting you are wierd means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are wierd and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profileIf you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profileIf you and your friend have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this onto your profileThere is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE when arguing with yourself that its wierd. If you have ever lost to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.If you think those stupid kids should just give the g-d forsaken trix rabit some trix, copy and paste this onto your profileIf you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this onto your profileIf you are so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder you think of the Cullens playing baseball, copy and paste this onto your profileIf you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profileYou know you live in 2008 when... 1. You accidently put your password into your microwave 2. You haven’t played Solitare with real cards in years 3. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is b/c they don’t have a myspace or screen name 4. You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of using the buttons on the T.V 6. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job 7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling 8. As you read this list and are thinking about sending it to all your friends 9. You were to busy to notice the number 5 was missing 10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5 11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly 12. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you fell for this and you know you did Random Facts: 1) 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were mispelled 2)On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 3) Donald Duck cartoons were banned from Poland because he doesn't wear any pants. 4) Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine. 5) Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. 6)Celery has negative calories. 7) The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher. 8) Guiness Book of World Records has the record for the book most stolen from libraries. 9)Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. copy and paste this into your profile if you laughed until you peed...you know you did! or just repost it because you liked it If you actually read to the bottom. I congratulate you. As a reward copy and paste this onto your profile!If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.if you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the cullens, but you dont really care because even thought admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you dont want to heal, add this to you're profile. if you ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.) 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your Girls (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogantThe white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... (Post this on your profile if you hate racism.) you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profileIf you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have a friend that scares you when they have sugar, do not copy this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profileMy best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profileYou cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation then copy this in to your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, put this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet or thin air, put this on your profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile. A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile.If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!! If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Lucky is just a normal leprechaun who wants his frickin' cereal!) If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longerIf you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profileIf you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever You Know You're an author when... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Woman was created from the ribs of man. " Age is simply mind over matter. " The only way to correct what " The Ten Commandments aren't "What part of 'Thou Shall Not'...did you not understand? God Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. Come to the dark side. We have EDWARD! You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Trying is the first step toward failure. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. "Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face." "The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." "Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that." “I am sick of people having a near deathexperienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V. Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER! A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Guy: Girl: Guy: Girl: Guy: She gives him a big hug Guy: In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in yourIf you want to be a part of the Official Molly Weasley Fan Club, copy this into your profile. (GOOOOO MOLLY!) If you want to talk to Voldemort through the Diary Horcrux, copy this into your profile.If for all of DH you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks...?', copy this into your profile.If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.If you blame a failing grade on A) the teacher hating you, B) being Confunded, C) anything but the fact that you didn't study, copy this into your profile.If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.I AM IN SIRIUS/SERIOUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.If you live in an imaginary world where Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Hedwig, Albus Dumbledore, Cedric Diggory, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Colin Creevey, Dobby, and hey, while I'm at it, Lily and James, did NOT die and they lived forever and ever and ever and were always happy and were finished with anguish, turmoil and agony, then copy and paste this into your profile!If you wish you were the creator of Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If you constantly go around sorting everyone you meet into a Hogwarts House copy+paste this into your profileIf you call your most boring class "history of magic" behind your teachers back copy + Paste this into your profileIf your a Hufflepuff like me copy and paste this into your profileIf you think Mike Newton should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profileIf you are Twilight obsessed, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profileIf you think Edward/Cedric is frikkn' HOT copy + paste this into your profileIf you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profileIf you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profileIf you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profileIf you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile. If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate flamers that point out every single little detail that is wrong in their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profileIf you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profileIf you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILEIf you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Subject: a rape story You are one fucking sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes "Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his breathe spirts weep His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers His fingers going up me; pulling away No answer, i feel the pain inside me; him His friend; pulling at my nightie I squirm; as Daddy friend pulls me up I can feel my skin rip; my virginity breaking free Daddys laughing; why does he laugh? They smile at one another; laugh to I can hardly breathe; i gag for air I stare into his eyes; that look upon me Finally they get of and lie me on the sofa "Why Daddy? Please tell me why?" He puts my nightie on me "Night sweet Girl; You are my life" I watch the Moon go down; the sun come up But one night daddy took it too far I was blindfolded and my hands were tied back I begged daddy "Please no more!" He went back into the car and pulled out a bat Please if you care for all the children and women who have been raped I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~ If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. (~One short day, in the Emerald City~)If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile ("This will be like Senior year...only funner!") If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile. 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You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Woman was created from the ribs of man. " Age is simply mind over matter. " The only way to correct what " The Ten Commandments aren't "What part of 'Thou Shall Not'...did you not understand? God Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. 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Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER! A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Guy: Girl: Guy: Girl: Guy: She gives him a big hug Guy: In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. 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Subject: a rape story You are one fucking sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes "Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his breathe spirts weep His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers His fingers going up me; pulling away No answer, i feel the pain inside me; him His friend; pulling at my nightie I squirm; as Daddy friend pulls me up I can feel my skin rip; my virginity breaking free Daddys laughing; why does he laugh? They smile at one another; laugh to I can hardly breathe; i gag for air I stare into his eyes; that look upon me Finally they get of and lie me on the sofa "Why Daddy? Please tell me why?" He puts my nightie on me "Night sweet Girl; You are my life" I watch the Moon go down; the sun come up But one night daddy took it too far I was blindfolded and my hands were tied back I begged daddy "Please no more!" He went back into the car and pulled out a bat Please if you care for all the children and women who have been raped I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~ If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. (~One short day, in the Emerald City~)If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile ("This will be like Senior year...only funner!") If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile If you have ever wished Mimi would fall off the railing while singing Out Tonight,copy this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile. OZheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile! If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile. If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile. If you think that poor Mark should have found someone by the end of RENT, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Angel is the nicest, most awesome person ever, copy this into your profile. If you think Rod and Nicky should've hooked up at the end of Avenue Q, copy this into your profile! If you think Roger Davis and Mark Cohen are the hottest best friend duo ever, copy this into your profile! If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.OZheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile!If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profileIf you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profileIf you've ever seen Wicked live, copy and paste this in your profile.If you loath Dorothy and her little dog Dodo then copy and past this on your profile. The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile.If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile!If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! 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