Why hello there.
Why don't you take a seat in that chair over there..
:points to an ebony wooden chair:

I'm just a :cough:somewhat:cough: ordinary middle-school student. I used to "write" fanfiction but I never posted them and they weren't really good. I don't write much fanfiction now but I do continue to write stories, and I still love reading fanfiction. I plan on going back to typing fanfiction, but I currently don't have any good ideas.

Anyway..

I like fanfiction, anime, manga, stand-up comedy, good stories, rice, roses, video games, MMOs, chocolate, procrastination, and so on.

I dislike "Mary-Sues".. Hmm, I can't think of anything else. I'll get back to this later. :P

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine are bold with most likely an explanation)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (( Well...I'm asian, but I don't consider myself "sexy"))

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Not all guys are like that!!))

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I don't consider myself pretty, but my friends have told me I had pretty eyes.)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. ((I can wear what I want!!))

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. ((Nothing is wrong with hanging out with gays!))

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich. (I hate shopping for clothes. Only if video games and books are involved!)

I'm an OG so I MUST be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Number your twelve favorite Naruto Characters in no particular order!

1) Pein
2) Konan
3) Hinata
4) Shino
5) Tobi
6) Kabuto
7) Anko
8) Kakuzu (LOL.)
9) Deidara
10)Itachi
11)Sai
12)Shikamaru

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan fic before?
Kabuto/Sai? Never. Might though, even though there's very few of them. (Has a thing for crack pairings.. Sometimes)

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Umm... I guess Shino's kinda hot... DON'T KILL ME SHINO-FANGIRLS!!

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant.
Shikamaru getting Kakuzu pregnant? If that is even possible.. People would panick. Lots of people would, including me.

Do you recall fics about Nine?
YES. Deidara can be found in many pairings, including yaoi. Heck, DeidaraxHinata is one of my favorite pairings!

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Konan and Kabuto? It's possible that they could be a good couple. Then again, I don't they would.

Five/ Nine or Five/ Ten?
Tobi/Deidara or Tobi/Itachi? I guess Tobi/Deidara since I like the pairing more, and I have never read a Tobi/Itachi fanfic.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve getting it on?
Well.. If Anko walked in on Konan and Shikamaru "getting it on", I think Anko would either.. A)Ask Shikamaru what the hell is he doing. OR B) She would wonder what to do with "The Akatsuki Member" since she saw an akatsuki cloak on the floor or something. I don't really know.. WAIT. SHIKAMARU AND KONAN GETTING IT ON!? O_O

Make a summary of a Three/ Ten fanfic.
Hinata/Itachi? EASY.. I guess.. ahem All of Team 8 had fallen to sleep, except one particular Hyuuga. What the Hyuuga doesn't know, is that a certain pair of red eyes was watching her.. ItachixHinata

Is there such thing as One/ Eight fluff?
Pein/Kakuzu!? I don't recall seeing one of those, so I guess they don't exist. (Yet)

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Anko/Shikamaru?
Hmm.. I really don't know.. I'll try to think about it.

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Shino deflowering Pein!?
Despite how I will most likely not write about Shino deflowering Pein.. I guess the kind of plot I would use would be that he was somehow hypnotized to "deflower" Pein. I really don't know to be honest. I mean there are plenty of plots I could use, but I'd want to keep the characters "in-character".

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Hmm.. I don't really know if any of my friends reads Hinata/(insert a guy). :/

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think so. I never seen any of my friends draw Sai before. I've never even drawn him.. Hmm.. I might draw him soon..

Would any one on your friends list write a Two/ Four/ Five?
Konan/Shino/Tobi? I don't think any of them would write a crack-pairing like this, especially I don't even think they've ever submitted fanfiction.

What might Ten scream in a moment of great passion?
Itachi? I don't really think he'd scream while in-character. If he did scream, I think it'd be quite a psychotic laugh or anything along those lines.

If you wrote a song fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
A song fic about Kakuzu? Man.. I could think of so many songs for him. I guess it'd be "Rich Girl" by Gwen Stefani or "Money Money Money" from the broadway musical "Mamma Mia". Of course, It'd most likely be in Humor..

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: VERY ABNORMAL YAOI CRACK-PAIRING. PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT LIKE YAOI,CRACK-PAIRINGS,OR THE PAIRING ITSELF. That is all. :D Pein/Kabuto/Shikamaru

What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
A good pick up line for Itachi to use on Konan?... Hmm.. I think Itachi would just be blunt and just say "Go out with me." :P

How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
I have no idea what would Sai say about the relationship between Konan and Kakuzu, but I bet it's interesting,

How emo is seven?
SOMEWHAT, I guess. Since Orochimaru was her teacher or "sensei" as some people prefer me to call him. I don't know.

COPY AND PASTE, YEAH

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Bite-The-Bullet,AishiteruOngaku

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Bite-The-Bullet (for so long that my body starts to hurt from lack of sleep),AishiteruOngaku

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

You ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

...And you just tried to sing the songs, to see if it was true

...And now you are laughing because of your stupidity copy and paste this to your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If a pencil has ever gotten jammed in your neck (or another part of your body) put this in your profile!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone asked you how old you were and you said the wrong age, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

FRIENDS: Never ask for drinks
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: Call you parents by Mr. Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying" DAMN, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days than gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But thats OK, you never returned the T-shirt you borrowed from them either

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell the crowd off that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Will walk right in and say" I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college (a.k.a: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up in the toilet . After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby