Queen Alyssa!

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Hey, guys! Sorry to all those ADOV readers, but i deleted that story. It wasn't going anywhere and i was getting bored of it.

Also, I've posted a new chapter of ADOH (A daughter of Hecate)! Chapter 8! R&R!

The next should be out on the 10 of January AT THE VERY LATEST

Hope you all had a great holiday!!! I sort of did. As a gift from the place my dad works, i got a book: Twilight -_-.

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I changed my name from LolitaLaEpic to Queen Alyssa because i found out what type of a person a "lolita" was and i did NOT like it...

Name: Alyssa Queens ;D

Age: STRANGER DANGER. lmaojk, that's what you say to protect yourself ;D I'm thirteen ;D

Lives: Cairo, Egypt (Me? Lying? Pfft, NO...I dare you to go and try to find me.)

occupation: future ruler of everything. Obey me, resistance is futile.

good/evil?: evil to the max! :D

crazy/norm?: I AM SO TOTALLY...okay fine, im crazy.

here’s a list of meh fav books: (PJO FOREVER!)

Percy Jackson and The Olympians (1,2,3,4,5)!!!!, Heroes of Olympus (1,2), The Kane Chronicles (1,2), Harry Potter (1,2,3,4,5,6,7), Maniac Magee, The Outsiders, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (1,2,3,4,5), Pretty Little Liars (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11), The Hunger Games (1,2,3), Lemonade Mouth, Soul Surfer. And much, much more I just can’t think of any :D

Am i obsessed with the series Percy Jackson and The Olympians? Well, let's see...

Whenever i see someone wearing an orange shirt, no matter where i am, i always run to the front to see if it says Camp Half-Blood.

Both me and my friend have a legit crush on the main character (IT'S NOT WEIRD.)

My bff and i are memorizing the Greek&latin alphabet

I've searched my basement for the Sign of the Labyrinth (found squat :(...)

I spend my summer vacation searching for CHB (dispite the fact I'm Canadian.)

I've spent class time that should be spent learning planning my run-away to CHB with my friend (IT'S A REAL PLACE!)

I will go to the desk dude at The Empire State building and ask for the 600th floor and state that i am, indeed, a demigod.

I've attempted to make my pen a sword (Stupid BIC pen won't cooperate...)

I carry around a pen, just in case.

I yell at Zeus whenever there's a thunder storm

I ask Athena to help me on tests (So far it's worked :D)

I've never looked at my math teacher the same way since i finished TLT...

I could go on...But ima stop here...

ANYWAYS!

I also Loovvee The Heroes of Olympus. My fav Character? Leo. Why? Cuz he's epic. Not more epic than Percy, of course, but pretty epic. I also Loovvee the Hunger Games, I love it so much, in fact, that i broke down in tears when Finnick died...He was my favorite :'( I also miss poor Prim, she reminded me of myself.

I enjoy the Kane Chronicles, it's exciting and has that same realisticly unbelievable feel as PJO. :D

Fav PJO characters in order:

Percy Jackson (And Logan Lerman...Danngg, He is SO pretty;)

Luke Castellan (Again, Jake Abel, ADORABLE!)

Annabeth Chase

Thalia Grace

Tyson (Yeaa, Buddy ;D)

Apollo (Note to "hermes' Guurrl again, "Eh-Pall-Oh" Lool :D)

...It's like 11 O'Clock... My brain is asleep SORRY if i forgot anybuddy :D

PLEDGE OF PJO

I promise to remember Percy whenever Im at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

Normal or PJO fan?

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! Or OH MY ZUES!!!! Shortened as: OMZEEEEEEEEEE

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers (aha :D)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! (HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA) PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid (aha like tots )

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers (AWESOME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (uh huh)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood (you know, I've thought about actually going on google and searching delphi strawberry service... actually, I'll do that right now)

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

What i do for a livin? I'm thirteen...I got to school - _ - I had to mention that. MY friend was listing questions, and this one made me laugh.

Actually, no. For a living, I laugh in the face of Death (Or Thantos..i suppose)...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs. (so true!!)

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Name you favorite Percy Jackson characters 1-10

1. Percy

2.Luke

3.Annabeth

4.Nico

5.Thalia

6.Apollo

7. Poseidon

8.Aphrodite

9.Athena

10. Silena

1. Have you ever read a one/four romance?Would you?

Percy and Nico O.o...No, i haven't (Thank Zeus) that would be wrong on so many levels.

2. What would be your reaction if six wanted to go out with ten?

Apollo and Silena? No! He's mine! Foev and always ;D (According to my bff)

3. What would be the description for an eight/Three fic?

Gross beyond belief, an Aphrodite and Annabeth love story. Warning: May contain Mature scenes. Readers discretion is advised.

4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving two,five, and nine?

Idk...Hopefully nothing too weird.

5. If seven played a sport, what would it be?

Swimming; If curling is classified as a sport, swimming is too.

6. Where would two and four go if they were dating?

Luke and Nico should never date. But, in a way, that does kinda come together...I mean, Nico being Hades' son and Luke being dead and all...Heh. Ew...

7.Do you or anyone you know think six is hot?

Im no Lez...Maybe some dude (Or lez?) Out there thinks she's hot.

8.Would you read an eight/five fic?

Aphrodite and Thalia...Nope. But i do have a haunting suspicion i'd be about Aphrodite trying to set Thal up..

9. What would be the warning on a ten/seven fic?

Silena/Poseidon. this is not going to be a normal fic.

10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until nine runs off to marry five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of one and settles into a happy relationship with three.

Nico is in a happy relationship with Athena (Oh, Lord.), until Athena runs off to marry Thalia (That's just nast - _ -). Nico is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Aphrodite until Aphrodite cheats on Nico with Luke. (Well, can u blame her? Luke is hotter than Nico.. :D) Nico finally takes the advice of Percy and settles into a happy relationship with Annabeth (Pfftt, ahahahahaha. So basically Percy was like, "It's cool, dude. We'll just share my girlfriend." Lmao That's pretty funny.).

MORE!

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Luke

2.Percy

3.Annabeth

4.Nico

5.Thalia

6.Aphrodite

7. Apollo

8.Hades

9.Athena

10. Silena

11. Bianca

12. Demeter

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Aphrodite/Bianca. nope...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sure? Luke and Percy still pwn.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If DEMETER got HADES pregg?? Pfft, ahahahahahahaa Is that even flipping possible!?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No not really...Well, maybe...IDK

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile if you agree

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

R.I.P.- Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.They will never be forgotten ;(

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No...Ew...Oh, God...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Thalia/Athena, Thalia/Selina would just be, prob, traumatizing...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Apollo walks in on Percy and Thalia making out...Idk, but if that day does ever occur, Oh please take a video/

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Annabeth and Silena take on Beckendorf and Percy to see who are the better half-bloods. Who will come up victorious?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Luke/Hades and--Wait, what's fluff?

10. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Wtf would Hades and Bianca be doing in a closet together?!? With a Rubber ducky?!?

100 Questions

Okay. We'll start with the basics.

whats your name: Lola

age: 13

gender: female

shoe size: umm...i actually don't know, i just try the shoes on in the store while the adults stare at me like im retarded.

height: 5'5' last time i checked

eye color: brown

hair color: black/darkrow mix

Ok these ones are all your favorite things, starting with color: teel and purple

Food: lasagna...mmm, lasagna. And candy from strangers...mmm, those are always the best. JK

Hair style: wavy/curly/...big.

Jelly bean flavor: I'm a diabetic with a strict/worrysome mom...

website (don’t suck up to this one, be honest): tbh, just fanfiction...and maybe poptropica...

number: 7

item on clothing (descriptions are better than just 'my T-shirt'): darkblue hoodie and pink, purple, and red striped pajama pants.

moving on again now, pepsi or coke: i'm going to be a rebel and say Dr. Pepper.

chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla...Mmm, Vanilla.

tv or books: Books ftw

staying in or going out: staying in, i'm just cool like that

friends or family: Double ditto

myspace or facebook: facebook

nail polish or natural (guys just say if you like girls to wear it or not): I feel culturally offended that Henna isn't an option. -_-

art or sports: Thats not easy...ISuckAtBoth :D

past or future: Future; If you hold on to the past you'll never move on.

left or right: Left; It reminds me that there is a right side but never a wrong one.

odd socks or matching ones: Odd ftw and matching for special occasions ;D

tea, coffee or neither: neither

hot or cold: I feel offended that "Mildly warm with a slight cool breeze" isn't an option.

fly or fall: fly.

run or ride: ride.

sing or scream: sing.

watch or join in: i'll admit, i'm a watcher.

Dance or laugh: laugh

just pick one now, continent: North America

type of sweet: ...

girls name: Aria

boys name: ...idk, Dean?

fizzy drink: ...

what makes you happy: Reading, writing, taking pictures, scanning pictures, singing, listening to music, getting presents

sad: ...sad things, people i love being in difficult situations, friends ditching me for new friends and stupid boyfriends, getting B's (and basically anything that isn't an A+) in school

giggley: being super happy with my REAL friends

obnoxious: Bullies, Pricks, jerks, anyone who constantly points out my flaws.

sleepy: 9pm-11pm

hungry: Eating? @ 8am, 1pm, 5pm (Stupid diabetes...)

empty: what?

cold: when i take off my sweater (Ahahahahahaha, like THATS ever happened)

bouncy: Music?

mature: ...me? At school? When surrounded by idiots making retarded jokes?

immature: Douches at school.

loud: sometimes..

shy: New places.

nex, describe your dream person starting with gender: Male

eye color: Dark green, dark brown

height: taller than me

hair colour: Black, brown

smart or sassy: lol, both

droop dead gorgeous or stomach crampingly funny: Funny; it's better to love a person for who they are then what they look like. But i'll fairly admit the dude's gotta be, at the very least, decent looking

give three other qualities they would need: Thoughtful, artistic, nice, empathetic

are you single: Yepp.

do you drink: Oh, heck no.

what do you think about smokers, or say if you do: I think it's disgusting how they can ruin their insides AND the loved ones around them. I'll tell you straight up, if ANY one of my friends ever smoke, they can kiss our friendship goodbye.

ever punched someone: Oh, you have NO idea how many times i REALLY wanted to but the thought of my (almost) perfect rep being tarnished stopped me.

if yes did they deserve it, if no say rar: I should have punched that kid right in the face. He was a total douchebag.

what word or phrase do you use wayy too much: I swear alot on FF but i don't off my computer unless im talking to my bff

got a mobile? I used to a couple weeks back...But i lost it near a convinience store and it rained the night after.

if yes what make if no say meh

tell me something no one knows about you (dont worry i probably dont know you): I'm REALLY insecure about my looks, but i hide it under sarcasm and rude comments :D

what job do you have: Student? I want to be an Endocrinologist and a writer.

where are you: Places...

wearing any jewellery (say what): Necklace and earings

did you right 'what' in that last box because you arnt wearing any: ...no?

be honest, did you change what you put in that box when you saw the next question: No.

which part of your body hurt last: my legs

do you know why: yes

would you kill someone to save someone you truly love: Depends *she said with a hint of mistery lingering in her voice*

are you spontaneous?: Sometimes

if you had a choice how would you want to die: With the least amount of pain possible...Oh, please don't let me jinx it.

what would you want on your gave: A note from my bff saying: "Alright. I'll fully admit that wasn't my smartest idea, but atleast your last moments were fun for the both of us."

what would your last words be: Ahahahahahahaha, THAT WAS SIK!

if you could hug anyone right now who would it be: Mr. Kibbles; The best stuffed cat ever.

are you alergic to anything: Dogs and Pork

where would you take someone, on a first date: Beach!

to break up: Home

to propose: Park

to apologize: Restaurant

to say 'i love you': Anywhere!

if you had three wishes what would you wish for? (in the next three boxes)

Wish 1: For every one of my family members to prosper in their lives with wealtha nd happiness

wish 2: For all the GOOD friends who stuck by me through the bullying (gr 1-4), and gr8 (aka this year) to live happily forever. And for those who didn't stand up for me and ditched me for kids they just met and boyfriends they'll prob date for 2 flipping days, they can go die in a hole for all i care -_- Dark Stuff, Bro.

wish 3: To find TRUE love.

if you could do one thing for the world what would it be (ANYTHING):Make it so people who emmigrate from other counttrys can come here for a better life and go to University or College (or use their diploma from wherever they came from) to live a better life here and not have struggle.

when have you been the happiest do far in your life: When i was reading. No Joke.

when do you think you will be that happy again: in a minute or two

when will you be happier: Idk

anything you want me to know: Who ARE you?

why did you take this quiz: I had absolutely NOTHING better to do.

how long did this take you: 20 minutes and counting

would you do it again if you knew how long it was: I guess.

do i sound like a nice person: Sure?

can i have a hug: Aha, no

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