Teddy Lupin is currently in possession of the weirdest cat he's ever met, and his best friend has also recently got one that's equally...unique and unusual. This is no coincidence though, because both cats are in fact former wizards with ulterior motives of their own, as well as trying to protect their idiot 'owners' from a new threat to Hogwarts' students.

Sephiroth fell into the Nibel reactor's Mako reservoir during the Nibelheim Incident and ended up somewhere *other* than the bottom. Eventual Sess/Seph.

Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?

The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud

Nearly everyone is merry during the holiday season, but can Remus reach out to Severus when he needs it most? Marauders' Era, 6th Year. Warning: Graphic, non-consensual sex scene in early chapters. Rated for language, violence, and graphic sex. R&R!

Naruto badgers Sakura into learning his Sexy Jutsu so he can sneak her into his bachelor party. Sakura caves in to find the experience transforming in more ways then one, causing her to question her self-identity, gender and sexuality.

For three years Severus Snape has joined Dumbledore in his office, every Thursday evening for late night tea. But something's different this time, and Dumbledore can't figure out how long its been different, and why he hasn't seen it until now. Dumbledore/Severus. Romantic/Sexual Identity. Bottom!Snape. Virgin!Snape. First Time Hand Job. Budding romantic relationship.

Worthless smut from the Blonde Ambition universe. Not story related!

Sephiroth and Genesis manage to go on a vacation to get out of the crazy work schedule that has been placed on them. A vacation that makes things all the more unstable between them. A collab between Soyna and BMIK.

There is a mysterious new SOLDIER at ShinRa. Sephiroth searches for the truth about Cloud Strife, ShinRa, and himself, while being haunted by the possibilities of darker futures. AC!Cloud/Young!Sephiroth

It is about: An abandoned, secret lab, some missing reconstruction workers and Reno trying to find out what is going on, but being captured by the beast. Dark fic

Sephiroth and Cloud don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies. CloudXSephiroth MPREG

Things haven't been going well for Regulus Black since he died. His soul is trapped in a ring, forcing him to remain a prisioner of a homicidual ex. But things might be looking up for him now that the person wearing his ring is Teddy Lupin.

Nero got an unwanted change. And he is out to find out how to change back. Dante is here to help. Or is he? Female Nero and Dante. Will contain yaoi, maybe yuri, strong language, nudity and more.

What is Remus to do when he suddenly finds himself caught in the middle of two brothers' furious feud? The last thing Remus wants is to hurt anybody's feelings, but how can he possibly avoid that? And what about his OWN feelings? Complete.

Sephiroth has to contend with Reno during a mission. A flirty, flirty Reno.

Genesis gets congratulated by Sephiroth in the most unexpected way. Genesis and Sephiroth start their turbulent relationship and you should all pity poor Angeal! Collaboration between Soyna and BMIK

For ScOrPiA pOiSoN! Cloud smirked as he eyed the silver haired beauty that sat not too far from him. He will take him as his mate, no if's and's or but's about it. AU.

Cloud, Reno and Vincent try to summon a ghost to help them with their history homework but what they have called might be more than they can handle... Sephiroth/Cloud, NSFW, co-written with funkysockzlover

Oliver decides to surprise Charlie and come to Romania for a visit. Bring on the admirers, dragons, and misunderstandings.

Sephiroth says the world is full of rapists, brigands and thieves... How will Yazoo ever make any friends? AU, slash, Sephiroth/Vincent Tseng/Yazoo, Co-written with Chephren

Regulus survives the cave, and, after realizing suicide is not as attractive an option as he had previously considered it, attempts to finish what he started and destroy the locket. Complete, but going through edits for, among other things, timeline inconsistencies with canon.

Post Advent Children. Rufus and Reno make a bet. What happens when both of them get more attached than they'd intended? Rufus/Cloud/Reno eventually .

A retelling of the Fable II story from the POV of Evil!Sparrow's husband. YAOI. Male Sparrow x OC

Sirius and Regulus end up kissing during the summer. Sirius is mortified that he enjoyed it and he's guilty for cheating on his boyfriend. How long will he be able to carry on with Regulus without Remus finding out? SBRB SBRL slash incest COMPLETE

Bat of the Dungeons, Professor Severus Snape is assigned to watch Gryffindor know-it-all Hermione Granger for the summer holiday.

Quiet little Cloud enrolls with Shin-Ra determined to join SOLDIER... He didn't know what to expect, but it certainly wasn't anything like this! Seph/Cloud/Genesis, Angeal/Zack.

Sirius und Regulus haben sich nie besonders gut verstanden. Doch als ihr Vater stirbt, treffen sie wieder aufeinander. Die Gefühle kochen hoch und so vieles Unausgesprochene kommt über ihre Lippen. Die Gefahr ist groß, was wird Sirius tun? RAB/SB Slash!

He was a grown man. He lived alone. And if he wanted to walk around naked, he bloody well could! And Harry agrees completely with Charlie's decision once he happens upon a very naked, very freckled arse in the kitchen. Harry/Charlie. Warnings inside. PWP

In a bid to win back his lover, Severus embarks on a journey fraught with emotional entanglements. This, of course, is all Charlie Weasley's fault.

Sequel to Golden Lotus... A year has passed since the events of the Golden Lotus. Now a serial killer is on the loose, killing off whores and leaving cryptic messages. Co-written with Chephren

Charlie Weasley has been given a cell-phone for his birthday. Let the sexting begin.

Charlie Weasley's romantic life is hopeless, or so he's started to think. But an encounter at his former lovers' engagement party may just prove him wrong.

Harry is blinded by his Uncle. How will he survive, and what's a Rage? HPSS, RWDM, RLSB, and HGVK. Warnings listed in Chapter 1 and apparently I love making people OOC... meh, it's what ff is for! No like, no read :P

A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.

The Wizarding world; devastated. Lily, her daughter, Remus and Sirius; shattered. Harry Potter? He was kidnapped. Alone, frightened and hurting. Now, not so much. Slash noncon torture under aged relationship etc. M

James walks into the boys dormitory with a not too pleased expression. Its a look seen once too often by Remus and Peter and they are pleased they were just heading to bed before anything could be said about James's obvious disastrous date. Slash

AU Reno/Yazoo. Yazoo is sure that his roommate Reno doesn't know much about him, doesn't know he's gay, doesn't know he has a HUGE crush on him... Things are easier to look at from the outside though. Rated M for later chapters

AU. Vincent is the captain of the royal guard and the king's favorite, snubbed and sentenced to a remote outpost in the middle of nowhere. *singsong* Yaaaaaaaoi! Did I mention AU?... some kind of strange FF7-very, VERY loose Ancient Rome-type crossover

Rufus has purchased himself a new toy from Hojo, a doll created to imitate human mannerisms almost too well. How close to human can a robot be without starting to question who it is? Reno/Rufus/Yazoo, Sephiroth/Cloud, Co-written with kiki-slasha

Fathering four pubescend boys isn't exactly a piece of cake, and Vincent has to learn that the hard way.

Side story to my LV/HP fic The Black Bunny. Following the lives and love of our favorite snarky Potions Master and the suave and slippery Lucius Malfoy.

In a world of rituals and dogma, men must choose between keeping the faith and exposing the truth. Sephiroth/Angeal/Genesis, priest AU.

During one of Cloud's yearly visits to Nibelheim he finds Sephiroth alive in the reactor. AC timeline- Set a few years after Sephiroth's defeat in the movie. May not be completely canon compliant. Yaoi. Cloud/Sephiroth.

Ever since the attack Nero has got this smell under his skin and his demon is going crazy!He needs dantes advice on what to do about it!

Rufus has an unusual request for Tseng! What will Reno do when he finds out about it? Rufus/Reno, Tseng/Rufus, Reno/Tseng, Rufus/Reno/Tseng. Yaoi. Oh - and a little implied Rude/Elena. Very much M!

Lucius ad Severus have been together for a while but Lucius wanted to wait for doing "IT" until his birthday this year! To make "it" even more special, Lucius is obsessed with toys.

Nero is exiled and hunted by Fortuna, he is saved but Fortuna isn't the only thing he has to worry about. Demons from the past rear their heads and chaos descends once more. "You can't run from the past, you'll always be caught in my claws Dante." YAOI

Cloud wakes up, and remembers nothing. His instincts tell him to do something important. And everytime he does it brings him a step closer to learn what he is. But will he find out, or will he give it all up for love? CxGxS

Side pairings of Golden Lotus for our banner numbered reviewers. co-written with chephren

Changed the title to better fit the story.Rated M for later chapters. Angeal has a mission to clear out Shinra Manor. But someone is still sleeping that captures his eye. Can Angeal handle his new kitten? Angeal/Vincent

2nd PART ADDED! Angeal and Yazoo have their first date and a shocking secret is revealed - Angeal/Yazoo, n s f w COMPLETE

When Vincent is sent on a blind date, he expects nothing. Yet he's surprised. Read inside for better summary. Yaoi.

Vincent has plenty of issues, but can the new relationship with Cid hold strong under the weight of the gunslingers past? Or will those haunted memories ruin another good thing? Sequal to Choice. Can stand alone RxR please. M for Yaoi!

Dediara refuses to accept the death of the man he loves, so brings him back. The story of their changing relationship featuring: puppets, some puppetsex, fights, sadomasochism, blood and cuteness.

Reno had always intrigued Sephiroth with his personality and contradictions. But because of that, Sephiroth was always confused on how and when to act. He decides that to overcome this uncertainty, he must approach Reno face-to-face. Shameless PWP.

Vincent takes a trip to Edge to visit Tifa and Cloud. In retrospect, he probably should have told them Sephiroth would be coming with him. Sephiroth/Vincent.

There's a new threat to Gaia, and Genesis Rhapsodos has been chosen to be her new champion. Yazoo, Kadaj, and Loz survive reunion, but are targeted by this new enemy. YazooxGenesis, RufusxKadaj. Rated for graphic sex, violence, gore, language.

Ciel is fat. Simple. But how do you confront a fat little rich Earl who has hunger-rage? What will Sebastian do? ...Rated M for the second half's explicit sexual content.

Yazoo and Loz need something to occupy themselves with while Kadaj is meeting with Mother. Perhaps some time alone will do nicely...Co-written with BMIK. Loz/Yazoo

This year Sephiroth gets both Genesis and Kadaj for his birthday. PWP, Giftfic for Psycho Step

Reno really should know better than to eat anything that is found in the labs and now Sephiroth has to take care of him.

Upon returning home for spring break Integra has a mission on her mind. Her goal: To learn more about the creature known as man. How shall she learn about this creature while keeping her virginity intact? Why she'll use Alucard of course. Rated M for AxI

It was only a matter of time before the king was overthrown.

Before Zack came along, meet the inspiration behind the nickname. This is the tale of when Angeal got a dog. Man's best friend? Well, no one ever accused Genesis of being a man.

In which Vincent is no longer King of the Angst Muffins, Tseng actually helps for a change, Chaos comments, Reno is possessive, and Cloud does not approve- except when Tifa hits him. Rated for alcohol and men liking other men...a lot.

Ciel spends his birthday at his parent's graves in the middle of December and ends up going into border line hypothermia. Sebastian finds him and figures a questionable way to warm Ciel up. M for yaoi! ONESHOT! Mpreg!

Deidara is 15, homeless,mentally and emotionally confused, once abused and used as a prostitue by his father, and is nearing death in the snow. Sasori is the kind mysterious man who saves him and shows him the one thing he never knew... compassion.

Written with BMIK. Post-AC. The way Sephy intended. Sephiroth has conquered the planet and made it his own and finds himself bored until one day, when a certain little Remnant piques his interest.

Sephiroth is a silver naga, placed on display at the Shinra Exotic Zoo. Now, as some know, creatures with great beauty are equally deadly. That was Sepiroth's main problem. How will ShinRa solve that 'problem? SephVin abit of ZackCloud. Enjoy!

Yazoo, sold off by his brother to a whorehouse, lives in a world of fake love, insanity and physical pleasure. But what happens when he accidently starts to feel for one of his clients? ?/Yazoo. co-written with Chephren

Written with BMIK! AU: Yazoo and Sephiroth have a fight and Seph gets very very very drunk

Yazoo receives a special reward for overcoming one of Hojo's challenges. Yazoo/Sephiroth. Yaoi. PWP, warnings inside. Giftfic for BMIK

If religious irreverence bothers you, off you go. KadajxRenoxYazoo Yaoi. BTW-this story has NOTHING to do with my other stories, it stands on its own.

Reno's a sex addict, and tarnishing Rude's good name. What will Rude have to say/do about it? AU. RudeReno Main. Side VincentReno, TsengRufus

81/100: Car. Sephiroth and Genesis go out for a ride. Sephiroth/Genesis. Yaoi. Lemon, smut and car-love. Oh, and cross dressing.

A small, happy little village near the Carpathian forests and a mysterious, glooming castle plus two overly curious teens trying to check on some frightening monster stories equal a very very wayward tale... co-written with Chephren

Not everything's like it looks like. Sometimes life's just being surprising and confusing. But that what's the best about it, isn't it? AU. Yaoi. Saso/Dei and Dei/Saso, a bit of Kaku/Hidan and Dei/Hidan.

Alucard and Integra confess their sexual fantasies to each other. Part 6--Alucard struggles to reconciliate his twisted fantasies after he discovers Integra is experimenting with someone else.

Vincent/Yazoo, Vincent/Reno/Yazoo, almost everyone/Yazoo Vincent and Yazoo are part of a very conservative, extremely homophobic sect. On the night before Yazoo s wedding things get out of hand though... AU

Chill. It's just us. Warnings: Yaoi, language, AU. Complete. From prompt: Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud: Zack has more feminine parts than he thought.

The Turks have caught Yazoo and taken him deep into ShinRA headquarters. But perhaps this prisoner is a bit much to handle, even for Reno...

Cloud gets roped into training sessions with the General. All He seems to be interested in is pushing Cloud's buttons in all the wrong ways. Could Cloud be wrong though? YAOI warning. CloudxSephiroth. PART ONE OF TWO - COMPLETE, but undergoing REWRITE

Love is just an illusion created through the hot blood of sexual attraction. Once the blood cools, the illusion is broken and reveals itself as such. Hearts of love don't exist, therefore can not be broken. Right? Genesis/Sephiroth

Written for AlexJ69, the possible originator of the Genzoo pairing. Fits into AC Canon. Yazoo finds something he wasn't looking for in that alley...

Written with BMIK for AlexJ69. Takes place in CC Canon the night before Seph loses it in Niebelheim. Tifa has shown our boys around... but can she show them a good time? SephirothxZackxTifa There is het, but there is also yaoi! XD

If I wasn't human then...what am I now? Drabble/ficlet series. See author's note for more information.

More Middle-Ages, tragedy, smut, blood, death, dirt, vampire-cliché... And this one even has an evil antagonist! VincentxYazoo COMPLETE

Living together seems more of an ordeal than Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz and Sephiroth thought it would be... AU, Sephiroth/Yazoo, light Loz/Tifa sequel to 'abuse', but can be read without knowing 'abuse' COMPLETE

Written with BMIK; Fits into AC Canon, while the Turks are held captive by the Rems; Yazoo is feeling restless... something is missing. Some Het, but primarily Yaoi!

Sephiroth and Reno slowly grow closer together as events in the world progress toward Sephiroth's madness. Warning, lots of OOCness and strange random plotlines.

Vincent Valentine suddenly appears on a horse farm and is completely at a loss of what to do with the only current occupent: a 20 year old girl named Jewel.

Why didn’t he feel…vindicated? Why didn’t he feel…satisfied? Sephiroth/Vallewida. Complete.

Loz doesn't want to be left out of his brothers' secret fun...

After the war is over, Vincent goes into hiding. Cid gets bored and starts looking for him. Cloud is just following along... This story is SLASH! Cid/Vincent/Cloud

Sephiroth and Genesis take a walk in the woods. Sephiroth/Genesis. Yaoi. Smut. All Year Round Falling In Love: Autumn.

Cid/ Yazoo, Reno/Yazoo. Yazoo gets caught by Cid as he tries to rob his tool shop and is forced to work for the mechanic as compensation. This is easier said than done, because naturally problems are just waiting to pop up. AU

Cid feels bad for guys who can't hit it off with their crushes. So he decides to give them some advice... By telling them exactly what he did to convince Vincent Valentine to be his! Rated for sex, swearing, and let's face it: Cid himself.

SephirothxYazoo - Yazoo responded so well to him, to his meaningless promises and words, to the idea of a reward which would never come.

Yazoo and Vincent meet at the Forgotten City to do stuff. Co-written with Chephren

Tomorrow is the General's and Cloud one year anniversary. Sephiroth gets a unique present, thanks to a horny, and pissed blonde, and a certain red headed 1st. Seph x Cloud x Genesis Wolfish Way's series. Warnings inside. Enjoy :D

Series of drabbles written from prompt: Aeris/Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud; harem; they were so beautiful in her garden. Warnings: yaoi, het

This is an awfully fancy interrogation room, sir. Cloud/Zack/Sephiroth. Warnings: Pairing order matters, Cloud is fifteen if that freaks you out, move along

When Sephiroth proved unsuitable as a weapon he was turned into a sex slave, passed from one experimental SOLDIER to the next. When Cloud is selected as Dr Hollander's currant project he doesn't quite know what to do with Sephiroth.

A love triangle between Vincent,Tifa and Cloud. How does one act of kindness and inspiration force an entity of sadness to finally express his interests? How does Cloud react to his friend's connection?

Yazoo is confused about his feelings and takes it out on his brothers. But will his lover's sister help him find out what love really means? Or is her sick twisted mind too much for his confused one? RenoxYazoo Warning: YAOI

Very, very silly...

Yazoo has a secret. Reno wants in on it. Something nice for a change. Part of my "Soft Hearts" series.

Far into the future, genetic engineering creates pets. Pets that when reach maturity, can become humans albeit keeping their ears and tails . In such an age, Vincent is lonely. On his way from the pound, he saves a small kitten... Warning inside.

Vincent has debts to pay off, and Sephiroth is helping him do it. Almost every single chapter besides the first one is going to smut...

The triplets cope with a world they can never fit in, and manage to pull the others down with them. Cloud, Vincent, and the rest find there is a lot more going on behind those beautiful green eyes. A baby comes, and changes everything......

Nero spends Halloween with Dante. What sort of trouble can two devils get into with candy? Uke!Dante.

Main pairing is VincentXYazoo, but there is a genorous amount of SephirothXVincent and SephirothXYazoo. Other pairings to come. Vampires, sex, betrayal, all to come. Summary inside.

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

Haji/Solomon/Saya: Haji is left behind while the others are out grocery shopping and his apartment-mate decides to take advantage of the situation. This fic contains Yaoi and a threesome -- you have been warned. This is not for youngsters, please!

Nero can't sleep and goes for water, but... what are these sounds coming out of Dante's bedroom? VxNxD Warning: twincest, PWP

COMPLETE! A love story, w/ action, yoai, & nasties. A certain bad-guy recieves a gift of distruction. who will actually be distroyed? Mixed w/ evil Dr.s and gov't. The gift of love & humanity, w/ insanity. WARNING: Seph Uke, scif-fi addiction & SURPRISES!

He shivered. He trembled. The fire spreading through his body was burning strongly, but not enough. It just wasn't hot enough.

Yazoo has a job interview and Reno, naturally, can't let him go alone. This is for all my readers who wanted more Reno/Yazoo from my Beginning of the End bit!

It's not every day when a voyeur finds out he's not the only one watching. Zack/Genesis YAOI Lemon. AU. Co-written with Smoothie-Chan.

Love. Peace. Happiness. These are dangerous illusions that the Vampire Hunter D cannot allow himself to experience. But even the great Vampire Hunter D knows their temptation...he might even give in. currently revising!

Vincent has a secret, a naughty secret. ONESHOT, Warning: This story has a MATURE rating and I mean it.

Cid surprises Vincent in an embarassing situation which leads embarassing results for him. Slash, Torture mentioned, alcohol, inventional use of aliments

Sephiroth takes a personal interest in one cadet class every two to three years. This time he singles Cloud out because of a remark he made when the class went monster hunting under his command. CloudxSephiroth. Sephiroth uke.

Yazoo is frustrated and Kadaj is absolutely blind to how he feels about his younger brother. When Yazoo finally makes his move, how will he put a lifetime of emotion into just one night? KadajxYazoo Yaoi Lemon

Reno's being held captive by the silver haired trio and he can't help but wonder why the long haired one seems to visit him so often in his confinement. Renzoo? Why yes.

Vincent has an obsession with red. What happens when he meets Reno in a bar? Pairing: Vincent X Reno Warnings: PWP, lemon, yaoi, very mild bondage Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters contained herein.

Sephiroth and Vincent play a game. Who will win? Pairing: Sephiroth X Vincent Warnings: PWP, lemon, yaoi Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters contained herein.

Reno and Yazoo smut, of course. Kinda sweet though. And finally Reno gets to dominate.

Update January 31st! This is Irvine's story of his first year living with Squall, Seifer, and Zell in apartment. Next door is a guest from FF7. Will contain yaoi, toys, and stuff. R&R

Sirius entdeckt zufällig Lucius’ geheime Vorliebe... welche von Sirius durchaus geteilt wird. Slash. LMSB.

Wow, here is another Pet shop of Horrors fic. this is a stand alone fic and has nothing to do with the sugar series, it is based on the last volume 10 of the manga series. Yaoi Warning

FF7/AC / Vincent Valentine is kidnapped by the ghost of Sephiroth for a very personal mission. COMPLETE SxVV Yaoi

Just when Kadaj thinks all is lost, he meets an unlikely companion who makes him realize that perhaps residing in the Lifestream won't be so bad. [oneshot,yaoi,ZackKadaj,lemony]

“If I do it, then I don’t want money. I want you to pose for a drawing in whatever setting I choose.” Snape’s cheeks redden. At least he catches my meaning… HPSS